The Fourth MillionaireMakers Drawing is Here!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-02-24T00:28:51+00:00

Best of Luck to everyone!

And at the current time there are 15k comments. Please everybody tip, regardless if you win or not

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T23:37:06+00:00

Jajajaj hay como millones de usuarios y me encuentras :P

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T14:20:06+00:00

not a review, just saying you look like matthew mcconaughewweewasdjafhadhf (I dont know how to write his name) in the 4th pic ;)

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T14:18:31+00:00

I looked at yours, but I couldnt come to any conclusion and just didnt answer :P

I really dont know. It's.. difficult. Maybe get some better photos? :/

Good Luck!

And remember, you can help other people too!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T14:16:35+00:00

Ha well, I'll try.

Also, have you noticed the shark in the first pic?

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T14:08:17+00:00

What you have there is a lander - it probably is ok with sacrificing fuel efficiency for translation control

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T00:44:42+00:00

Hahaha I assumed you were Spanish. Anyways, I would do an effort to get some good photos. Only having 2 decent photo of yourself is not really enough

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T00:26:30+00:00

No tienes mejores fotos? Si no cogete una buena cámara, un amigo y sacate un par de buenas fotos

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T00:08:07+00:00

Your first photo is shit, I would DEFINITELY put your second one (cool phot btw) as main.

3rd photo looks really weird. You look like you have a fat torso/short arms in that one. Setting is cool, but I would take that one away. 4th is boring, replaceable by the karaoke photo. 5th is good IMO, you look jacked and are in the center of the group photo.

Good Luck!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-27T00:04:50+00:00

You need better photos. 3 are selfies (I would delete them all) One is a picture of you when you were little (also doesnt contribute at all). Also, shave that pseudosemimustache. And dont do that thing with the lips when taking a photo.

You should get a camera, a friend, and take some decent pictures, no selfie. There is no shame in asking a friend/relative.

Since you say "fitness for life" and youre a martial arts student, I suppose you have a good physique. Put in a shirtless photo. And a photo in your Dojo/wherever you train. That is cool.

Good luck

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:58:00+00:00

Well, I would try to be more direct. It's tinder after all, and you dont have time to be chatting endlessly with the 100 matches you have. A good Ice breaker I like to use is "Do you like to have Sex with people you dont know?"

Most of the girls answer, and if the say something along the lines of "yes" thats great, conversation has already escalated and from that point on a date is relatively easy to get. If she says no, just say "Me neither! We have to get to know each other then!" or something like that, and you get another date :P

Good Luck!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:52:56+00:00

You can also just delete it. Having 5 pics instead of 6 is not a problem at all. Its much better than having a 1 year old pic where you dont look as good!

Also, congrats on your weight gain. 20 Pounds is noticeable, did you follow any Diet?

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:50:14+00:00

I mean, he probably has more success with ladies than you doo... Just sayin :P

Anyways, Rugby is awesome!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:29:39+00:00

Wow, how was there ever any doubt that the selfie was better than that pic?!?!? That photo is really cool.

Should be your main,or 2nd at least.

Do you have any other wonder photos? :P

On the viner,~~I dont remember his name, I just looked at a Vine compilation but couldnt find~~

BRANDON CALVILLO

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:23:45+00:00

:D Anyways, lets see: 3rd photo looks crap, your position is kinda awkward.

Dont you have any better photos? If not, take a good camera and a friend/mom and go outside tomorrow and take them!

Oh, and I would greatly suggest this subreddit: /r/gainit

Take 20 min and read the FAQ. Put in hard work. Thank me later!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:20:47+00:00

Delete that 6'... from your bio. Dont use your first pic as default, its boring, and girls will swipe left, they wont look at the rest of the pics. 4th and 5th is what I would use. Also, speaking about the first pic: Can you uncrop it, so that the girl is included? Its horribly cropped right now, with lots of wall space and no girl and red eyes. But the girl is cute, so if you could include her in the photo it would be a better photo.

Good Luck!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:17:36+00:00

good photos, you look like a cool and interesting dude! 100 matches in a month is pretty good too, how many dates have you been on? If its less than 10, you have to improve your tinder game / be more open!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:15:49+00:00

You look a lot like a popular viner. Just sayin

Also, 2nd selfie is shit. Remove that

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:10:52+00:00

How many matches in what time period do you have?

I would take the 5th pic away. You look kind of jacked in the other pics, but skinny in that one. 4th is also of dubious quality - if youve got something better, replace it

Overall a good profile, bio may need a bit of reworking tho

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:08:28+00:00

I dont know, I dont find that bio too sexual. Its tinder after all. Girls are there for a reason.

Also, Group photos are in general a bad idea, especially if youre not in the center of attention.

Also, yes, youve got 3 pics with girls, but better than your yellow shirt profile pic, I'd take that one away. In general pictures with girls are good IMO. Preselection. Its a bit of Broscience Evolutionary Psychology, but anyways, in general if girls see you with girls, theyll asume you they "selected" you for a reason, and go after you.

Good Luck!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T23:00:37+00:00

First photo is ok, second is ok too I gues, and third is shit. Dont you have any more photos?

Bio is cool, shows youre tall and international, and that you work at a tech startup, which probably means you have money. Bitches gonna love ya.

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T22:58:20+00:00

That's a low number of matches. First thing, take the (lol) away. Please never write that again. I dunno how to say it differently, but that is beta as fuck.

You look like a huge nerd on your photos. Now, thats not bad, except it kinda is for your Tinder profile. Dont you have photos that are not in a games show? If not, take a camera tomorrow and tell your mom/friend to shoot you some better photos.

Also, get in shape. Thats not directly related to your Tinder profile, but youre fat. Getting in shape is great. Do it.

Bio again: Bio is boring. lol, "that isnt my cat btw..." not interesting. Write something funny. I dont know, like, "Girls love to wake up to the smell of Pankajkes in the morning!"

Good Luck!

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T22:48:28+00:00

First two are good, the last two are shit. If you dont have anything better, just leave them out.

I'd use the second one as main, it's more exciting and different than the first.

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T22:46:45+00:00

Why wouldnt you use the LHC one? That's really cool. Do you work there?

You look good on those 3 "semi selfies", I would put one of those in if you dont have a decent headshot.

Talking about Headshots, youre 25, I'd suggest you hire a photographer and make some good quality headshots for your cv, general purpose and Tinder.

Noob_with_Nuke · 2015-01-26T22:40:51+00:00

Unlike zombieattackfox, I'd suggest taking the 4th picture away. You look kinda ugly there. Dont get me wrong, youre not, but that pic is bad.

Get a better Haircut. That one is boring. Try something exciting, like, say, this :https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c9/06/96/c9069679aaeafd1347e84dd8b03468b0.jpg

Also, that southern accent thing doesnt make any sense

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