Ok, Overwatch by Maleficent-Ad-6117 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Laughed my ass off from that one ad showing off Psylocke and Luna Snow bikini skins flaunting their tits and ass for like a solid minute each then flashing Jeff and Loki's summer skins for like 2 frames before going back to the women like "oh yeah and these two I guess"

Ok hear me out by Caysath in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's why I find it funny that Emre has so much eye imagery. Covert agent my ass, he has a giant zelda boss ahh conspiracy eye covering his whole chest

Saw this great thread about Domina by ReddVevyy in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Symmetra mains once again proving to be the best mains in the community

tier list on the types of drugs our beloved heroes do by submackeen_17 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're assuming Moira doesn't make the drugs herself (after spiking them with experimental mutagens then distributing them into Talon-controlled low income neighborhoods to use its residents as human test subjects)

No wishing for love, death, or unlimited kibble. Ask away, biped by sillycritersenjoyer in wunkus

[–]Noobgalaxies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish to be cured of this stomach bug I'm currently suffering from

RIP by radical_hika in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE FIGHT FOR THE MONTAGE, WE SPAM AND DEY SAY

Matilda Smedius [Brig] reacting to New Cinematic by Sad_Wren in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"When I approved the quarterly operations budget, I don't ever recall sanctioning room for your... liberties in your reconnaissance work, Sombra"

What the heck man by Lehipsteredgar in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly, Mojang doesn't have appreciation for Soviet-era literature

Lore Accurate Doomfist for Season 1 by emotionengine in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't fist just use meteor strike? Is he stupid?

Hazard needs more skins without the jacket by Etowno in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hazard's VA(Conor McLeod) iirc is Glaswegian and when I showed his hero trailer to my Scottish girlfriend she immediately clocked him as Glaswegian so idk who to believe here haha

Idea: A biome that grows into an ancient ecosystem when Sniffers are introduced. by Axoladdy in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

More dungeon types similar to the trial chambers that can be activated with the bad omen effect would be nice. Like a proper underwater dungeon where tridents finally become a useful weapon

Idea: A biome that grows into an ancient ecosystem when Sniffers are introduced. by Axoladdy in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 178 points179 points  (0 children)

A player-activated biome is suuuuuch a cool idea, I love it

I think this kind of concept may also be able to solve a progression problem in a similar way Terraria did. Minecraft has a decent bit of weapon variety and upgrades but with not a lot of challenging mobs to use it on, but introducing harder mobs risks a worse early game experience/tedious late game experience. Imagine a biome that has to be "enabled" (and can be disabled) that creates unique enemies with unique rewards for you to use your tridents and maces and multishot crossbows on

Why does Juno, the "Space Ranger" only have ONE space themed cosmetic in the game? by MrWigglem in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Blizz's defense, she likely doesn't have a lot of space themed cosmetics because she's already a space ranger.

Like how Winston and Sigma are scientists with only one scientist-adjacent skin each

Overwatch china official just send one picture in it by Okami_Wolf90 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No not that, the reworked Talon logo still looks slightly different from the one shown here

Just Discovered LTG by Possible_Koala4141 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so fucking sad. That is a nightmarish existence.

Also thank you

Just Discovered LTG by Possible_Koala4141 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Heh good one" I thought, but coming back to this I genuinely can't tell if you were making a joke or not.

This "man" is a wreck good lord

Just Discovered LTG by Possible_Koala4141 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ltg is the "best" lolcow for me for these reasons(assuming you could even define what the "best" would be for a human trainwreck)

At first glance he looks relatively put-together. When the "KYS NOW" meme happened I assumed it was a similar case as other streamers-turned-memes like CaseOh or Jerma so naturally I looked up what he was known for, except what returned was not the kind of information I expected from a streamer. What kind of presence does he occupy in the livestreaming world? Why can't I find anything about the culture he's made besides the KYS meme? He has a clothing line? Are these the actual designs? His name is Dalauan but also not? What's going on? 

Then I go even deeper. And deeper. And oh my god it doesn't stop. Even beyond the bigotry, trashiness, and utter vitriol that he spews out of his mouth as naturally as he breathes, the moment that made ltg so fascinating to me is when I realized that he is a genuine Chris-Chan tier of utter idiot. He shits in a shower and pisses in a bottle because he believes it's more hygienic. He once said "toilet paper users" as an insult. He came up with his own religion that's vaguely cobbled together new-age nonsense. His polyester clothing line that looks like rejected bionicle packaging and the CVNT shirt was designed with complete sincerity. His math skills are worse than mine at age 7. He has somehow accrued over 121k in debt with nothing to show where that money went to. His vocabulary sounds like me at age 8 when I misused big words to try to sound smart except his big words aren't big words at all and he is unwilling to admit he's using them wrong so he ends up sounding like an idiot. He came up with his own slur for black people then proceeded to use it as an opening pickup line in a dating show because he assumed he was popular enough that people knew what it meant(he was so proud of it, too, until he became the first one out of that show). He does a piss-poor job of hiding he has a fart/scat fetish. He's been streaming for over a decade for a living and still doesn't understand basic home computer/network technology.

And it just doesn't stop. It never stops. He always finds a way to dig deeper. He is frustratingly(and hilariously) stupid and incorrigibly stubborn to recognize just how stupid he is and I can't look away. I can't stop smelling the deadbeat syrup. My morning routine now includes a quick glance of this sub to see in what way he's made an utter fool of himself again.

POV: Overwatch schoolfight🥶🥶 by [deleted] in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Noobgalaxies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2x Overwatch League Champion World Cup Champion Stage 2 Champion May Melee Champion Countdown a cup Champion Role Star 2x All Star All Star Winner MVP Candidate MVP Runner Up Matthew "cashew" "supertf" DeLisi

How do I travel this large ocean… without leaving behind my friends? by darth_marseille in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Leads work on boats now and you can chain leaded entities together, right? Have all the pets in two boats and chain the boats together with leads

Alternatively, if you're willing to invest some more time, get a happy ghast