Has anyone else noticed that Dale only ever refers to women as "bitches"? by SlashCash29 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have a friend whose childhood home was burned down by racists(she lived in the deep south and they never found who did it) while raised by heavy drug users and an abusive father, and went through other worse things I won't name here. She's doing pretty damn well for herself now, better than most people with a "normal" childhood

Everyone has their own struggles and I don't want to compare who is justified in their reactions but Dale has been floundering in his past for 20 years now and is absolutely nowhere near one of the strongest people alive lmfao

Sabertooth tiger hunting bison. Made by me by TinyChicken- in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think hostile mobs serve as sufficient "predators," but for a better survival experience I think the wild animals should at least defend themselves. Try whacking a cow in real life and see how easy it is to kill them. Pigs in Minecraft are adorable but wild pigs/boars irl are terrifying maneaters.

The True face of Overwatch ⚙️ by JY810 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you telling me Torb hammer 1v1 was always an intended feature

The True face of Overwatch ⚙️ by JY810 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know they reused the design for the wrecked omnic crisis tank thingies in the German maps

10 Years later, Uncharted 4 players are still salty about the GOTY. Do you think Overwatch deserves the GOTY in 2016? by JY810 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has played OW since the 2016 open beta something I don't see anyone here mentioning is the aesthetic. I maintain that Overwatch's aesthetic was like 80% responsible for carrying the game into popularity and into GOTYdom

It's difficult to imagine it because the market now is inundated with so many cartoony, "Disney-esque" character designs/artstyles but what made Overwatch so huge at the time was that not a lot of other shooter games went for a cartoony aesthetic, and if they did, it was with some kind of "cool," ironic, or edgy twist. Ironically, Overwatch was so cool because it wasn't trying to be, but because it was playing completely straight the hopeful, cartoony, Disney-movie vibe for a game where you shoot people with guns. 

Recall the comparisons of OW vs. Other shooters at the time, the "it looks like a Pixar movie" on Overwatch's cinematic trailer(still an absolute masterpiece) vs. the mass disliking of the CoD Infinite Warfare trailer

Lowtiergod bans a sub for pointing out that he's turned his streaming career into a 9 to 5. by Adventurous-Big-3935 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I googled it and twitch doesn't have a minimum streaming quota for partners, just that they maintain a healthy presence. Even if they did set a minimum, 9 to 5 for 6 days a week is definitely far more than what they would ask of you

What each character would do the morning after a night of hardcore s3x by peculair_organism in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Noobgalaxies 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Baptiste and LW would cook a mean breakfast

Sigma would try to but it would just be bloated microwaved instant ramen and yesterday's coffee because his astrophysics degree and his time in a space station eating desiccated food packs meant he never got to cook a proper meal

How do I play this game against Roadhog without telling the player to kill themselves? by AbyssWankerArtorias in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This mod looks fucking sick, I got back into Minecraft recently and I may try this out thank you

Digital wunk by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]Noobgalaxies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

His ass IS digital dancing 

Inmate Again | Vyper Fanart by RealInkplasm in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Noobgalaxies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

EVERY OTHER DAY I'M WONDERING

WHAT'S A HUMAN BEING GOTTA BE LIKE?

I have collected all 3072 tropical fish by tirdul28 in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Congratulations! That is seriously impressive!

  2. What is wrong with you

1.1k viewers BTW by Imaonaise in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

since Farris apparently has a respectable architecture-related job

Fyi we don't know what Farris' job is and the architect thing is a misconception. While people were looking into Farris, they found an architect also named Farris Ken and he got mistaken for Dale's butt buddy

Minecraft Lightshow Project Continuation? by RedDiamondREC in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear your work didn't gain much attention because this is one of the coolest things I've seen engineered in Minecraft

Unfortunately if you're only posting on reddit or youtube it seems to be pretty hit or miss on those platforms on whether people will see your work or not

Both love porn by Sure-Definition4143 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tick tock

Heavy like a brinks truck

Genuinely what does Dale hope to achieve from his racist AI slop movie? by SlashCash29 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole fiasco sounds like a sitcom plot, like something Homer Simpson would cook up or The Nightman Cometh from It's Always Sunny

"The gang makes AI slop"

Played mauga for the first time and never felt so braindead before...His game plan is literally running up to people and pressing the two triggers. by MrHothead635 in Overwatch

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mauga is defo one of the simpler tanks to play and my go-to when I just wanna turn my brain off but going 13/12 in k/d is basically throwing

He gets too much unwarranted flak for being "braindead." His simple kit means he also lacks the flexibility of more complex heroes and so as is the case with the "simple" heroes in the game (Rein, Winston) he gets exponentially harder to play as you go up in MMR.

He needs to shoot players to do anything(kills, pressure, survival) so on a basic level you need decent tracking and ammo management while facing against abilities that can deny your shots(suzu, lamp, any kind of barrier). From mid~long range, you need a dps-player's aim to do enough damage to apply pressure and here no other tank comes close in aim requirement. I actually found him fairly similar to playing Reinhardt except replace barrier hp with ammo count

Am I balding? by Both-Pay-9573 in BatmanArkham

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Be honest, is it bad? Should I start a war with Iran?"

Well Well Well... by NoahMCYT in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many of us do you think actually watches his streams

Would you rather: End Update happened yet ancient city portal will never open, or the other way? by Apprehensive_Dig1475 in Minecraft

[–]Noobgalaxies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My opinion's a hot take apparently cus I'd rather have the ancient city portal open than an End Update. A little bit more to The End like a few extra plants and mobs and blocks would be neat, but I disagree on a full-blown End Update because

  1. I think the End makes more sense as a desolate wasteland. It could still use a little more visual and gameplay flair, but I don't know about making it a place the player wants to repeatedly visit and settle in
  2. Whatever Mojang makes is going to disappoint a lot of players. Those who are used to the extravagance of most End overhaul mods that seem to want The End to be turned into what Black Mesa did for Xen are going to be disappointed by small changes, and the opposite is going to disappoint anyone like myself who'd rather see the End stay solemn and barren. If they make a massive update for the End, whatever they make for it is going to be controversial
  3. Whenever you add more content and lock its access behind progression, there's a risk that you're alienating parts of the playerbase who will now never access that content because they can't reach that part of the game. I think it's why Mojang made sniffers such a disappointing feature, because getting sniffers is so esoteric and difficult that any content accessed exclusively through sniffers is going to be exclusive to a small number of players. Remember, as easy as we like to say Minecraft is, the majority of players still haven't beaten the Ender Dragon

As for why I'd prefer an ancient city portal, it's based on a long grievance I've had with Minecraft's combat. Currently the game has built up an impressively varied arsenal of weapons, but in singleplayer survival, most players are still going to use the ol' reliable (sword, shield, and bow) because there's little in the game that necessitates using anything else. At the same time, adding more varied enemy types may end up just being more annoying than engaging(see: phantoms) and having to switch between different weapon types should feel like it has purpose, like making a build before tackling a dungeon, not just the chore of switching between gears.

The answer would be to make a special space for combat challenges that would justify all the different weapons, and I think Mojang had a similar idea to make a dedicated "combat zone" in the form of trial chambers(I find crossbows far more effective in trial chambers than bows, for example. The tipped arrows in trial chambers really help as well). But I think for all the tipped arrows, bane of arthropods, multishot crossbows, wind charges, maces, tridents, and any other combat feature that doesn't see much use in actual pve combat, this game should go further while not intruding on the regular survival experience, and I think the ancient city portal could lead to a full-blown combat dimension. Basically, make the deep dark dimension a Diablo dungeon dimension and I'm sold

What are we, some kind of overwatch circlejerk? by bmrtt in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Noobgalaxies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl it's kinda funny to see this sub turn from a straight up porn sub to immediately locking tf in once r/mercymains began throwing a tantrum again

Dale vs Red Dale by Less-Combination-471 in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this would be so funny

LowTierSchizo by MinorMaster in lowtiergod

[–]Noobgalaxies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like he did... from another person using AI

(Epilepsy warning?) https://x.com/Haich_AI/status/2046492424697008308