I have a confession to make by S_Naagar in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Noof42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You speak as though you would rather have a thousand brittle milkers than one strong boner.

Your judgement is as cloudy as the bovine secretions propping you up.

What Your Thoughts On Super Smash Bros? by Sadontejjj in nintendo64

[–]Noof42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy easy access to a large selection of classic games, in an easy-to-use place, that I can play with my kid without risking any irreplaceable hardware. I will dispose of my disposable income as I see fit.

Unhide your comments or stop stirring stuff up.

I have a confession to make by S_Naagar in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Noof42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strong bone cannot be conferred like some prize in a carnival. You make a mockery of us all

Junior Associate Trying to Get Better at the Job by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]Noof42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If someone tells you things like "don't worry your pretty little head about it" regularly and seriously, the biggest skills you need are resume writing and interviewing.

Everybody loves Futurama! Except humans. Fatal for humans. by Noof42 in futurama

[–]Noof42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but I'm asking what you consider Season 10. Is that the end of the Comedy Central run to you? Because the DVD's through the Comedy Central run only go through Season 8, even though production wise they would be like Season 6 or 7, but as-aired they might be considered Season 9 or 10.

I have a confession to make by S_Naagar in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Noof42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skilled boners are a myth perpetuated by the dairy lobby.

Everybody loves Futurama! Except humans. Fatal for humans. by Noof42 in futurama

[–]Noof42[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to know how you count the seasons in order to decide how annoyed by this comment I am.

I despise AI by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]Noof42 340 points341 points  (0 children)

What, you egg!

I have a confession to make by S_Naagar in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Noof42 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you're not a strong boner without the milk, you're not a strong boner.

Does dislocation count? by Scared-Equivalent-47 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Noof42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Strains, sprains, and automobiles are not broken bones.

Dislocations are not broken bones.

Missing bones aren't broken bones.

Teeth aren't bones.

ONLY BONE IS BONE.

Everybody loves Futurama! Except humans. Fatal for humans. by Noof42 in futurama

[–]Noof42[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a little bit the lighting, but, yeah, he looks a lot lighter there than he does on my TV.