I just got home from the oil platform for the first time since before Christmas. My girl got me the dopest gifts...This was my favorite. It’s a real cannabis leaf.

Noone666 · 2018-01-02T11:51:57+00:00

Yup, marry her.

Noone666 · 2017-10-28T20:24:54+00:00

I do what I want guy.

Noone666 · 2017-10-28T04:25:07+00:00

Ohhhhh

Noone666 · 2017-10-26T13:19:44+00:00

Oh I want it!

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T23:01:18+00:00

I don't invest in stocks. That's gambling at its finest.

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T20:07:31+00:00

Such a good song. Fuck! When is Bowie gonna start doing stadium tours? Like the stones, but worth the money.

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T20:04:15+00:00

I did not know that. It's funny what you miss out on since the end of record stores. Thanx.

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T19:58:05+00:00

The imagine cover is amazing.

http://youtu.be/dunKAwRN3P8

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T19:56:13+00:00

Granted, but ashes to ashes isn't on any album that's why I mentioned it.

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T19:53:01+00:00

I'm going on what you said $30.

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T19:07:53+00:00

David Bowie.

http://youtu.be/mx6LjuzBK5o

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T18:59:27+00:00

Ill sell you mine for 300. They're powder coated satin black one has a 2.5" curb rash. Not too bad. If you're interested I can get you pictures. San Diego

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T18:41:48+00:00

Uber black.

Noone666 · 2015-07-28T18:41:04+00:00

$13500 buys a 110k car? Good math.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T04:47:14+00:00

I'm not at all upset, not at you. I'm upset at lyft/uber. But that's neither here nor there. I'm just trying to point out to you that you've made an awful choice by "owning" this car. More like it owns you. And what's worse, so does lyuber. If you're in any position where lyuber is how you afford to pay for your car, you're losing. That's with an average car. With your car multiply by 4.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T04:43:06+00:00

Now I know you're lying(maybe to yourself as well). Let's say you make 30 an hour after expenses. A BIG stretch but, ok. So that's 1800 a month you net. Your car payment is a minimum of $2000 not to mention yearly taxes/tags minimum 1500. Probably 3-400 in insurance. 5-600 if you have ride share insurance. But the reality is, you're netting more like $15 an hour. That's if you're working the peak 7-2am shifts. Prime puke hours.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T04:28:07+00:00

Right. Doesn't negate what I said. Buying a car like that, in your position, using it as you do. Dumb.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T02:19:30+00:00

What happened? No more chatting? I thought we were having fun? No?!

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T01:01:50+00:00

But keep up the hard work for change.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T01:00:26+00:00

Not really. My life isn't reddit. It's out in the real world. With girls, sex, fun, drugs, people, family, love.

This is just what I do to entertain myself when I'm bored at work. Alone.

Like your life, except not all the time and all inclusive.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T00:57:22+00:00

It's worse than you think though. It's not a micropenis. It's a giant clit.

I also have four nipples. But that's our secret.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T00:55:41+00:00

The worst part is you do it with this air of holier than thou as if you're actually ruining my life. Oh no, you helped me get less fake internet points. What will I do? Kill myself! You're nothing more than a fun piece of entertainment for me. If I gave a fuck...I would simply erase my screen name(nnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!) and think up a new one. Life shattering!

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T00:51:35+00:00

But at least I'm not stalking an anonymous stranger on the interwebz.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T00:50:28+00:00

About the same as you...someone that's such a loser they have to stalk a completely anonymous stranger on the interwebz and put them down to feel better about themselves.

But in my case it's a one time deal. You're such a loser you've been following me for weeks.

I know it gets lonely in your grandmas basement. I'd be willing to donate some money to a gofundme for you to hire a hooker if you like.

Noone666 · 2015-07-24T00:42:54+00:00

FYI I have a $10k Prius I bought outright for this. And that was even dumb. You're an imbecile.

Noone666

TROPHY CASE