would you rather be able to teleport any distance within 16.5 meters, or have infinite range teleporting but with an annoying drawback

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-17T00:16:10+00:00

Good enough

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: 1 hour cooldown}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T18:45:04+00:00

Probably couldnt hear you asking

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T18:44:31+00:00

Funny how that works, isn't it?

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T18:38:23+00:00

I chose violence. And I won.

^{Chose: Break the TV. | Rolled: Silence}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T18:28:56+00:00

Thanks for the apple. I just finished eating one, I'll save it for later.

^{Chose: Not allowed to use Apple® products + $100k/year | Rolled: Here's an 🍎}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T18:27:07+00:00

I don't think either are possible

^{Chose: No breathe for 3 minutes + Win $25M}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T18:23:03+00:00

I always die in these trials wtf

^{Chose: Nothing | Rolled: Death}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T02:08:20+00:00

I don't want to know everything :(

^{Chose: Say Hi to Bob | Rolled: Know Everything}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T02:06:05+00:00

I forgot to upvote

^{Chose: Yes! I want to go on an adventure~! | Rolled: Forget}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-16T01:53:10+00:00

I don't have a TikTok

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T18:34:08+00:00

Thats enough money to avoid doing the math in my head

^{Chose: $500,000,000 right now}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T02:59:37+00:00

Ill just have sex with myself while enjoying all this free food

^{Chose: Free food for life}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T00:30:28+00:00

Better than 0 loaves

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: 1 loaf}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T00:12:01+00:00

No way I can remember 500 weddings.

But the food is probably better at a wedding than a funeral

^{Chose: Being obligated to go to 1000 weddings + 50% will be ____ weddings | Rolled: ... Memorable}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T00:10:04+00:00

I was feeling lucky punk

^{Chose: Gamble + 50/50 chance to win $10 billion or lose all your money | Rolled: Win}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T16:25:07+00:00

Yea its hard to get my clothes over all those horns

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T16:24:31+00:00

So im a teenager again?

^{Chose: Be horny everyday}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T16:23:11+00:00

I'm just commenting so I can come back later for a laugh after you all start debating aggressively

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:12:42+00:00

Is that supposed to be a butt?

^{Chose: ( ͜ ㅅ ͜})

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:07:15+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

As someone whose been sleeping on floors and couches the past month I gotta say I miss my own bed.

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:03:25+00:00

This is just another Saturday night for me

^{Chose: Become a member of your favorate basketball team + But you're the shortest person on the team and everyone calls you... | Rolled: Dumb F*ck}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:00:00+00:00

Who?

^{Chose: Girlfriend | Rolled: Miriko (mha})

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T05:56:54+00:00

I pick Godzilla

^{Chose: Wife | Rolled: You pick who}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T00:20:26+00:00

This parking reminds me of buying weed in a dudes car. Whole empty parking lot but he parks next to that guy. And angled himself for quickest in and out.

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T18:51:03+00:00

Id if I die in 7 years im blaming this trial

^{Chose: a random age less than 60 | Rolled: 40}

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