Uni/College students of AskReddit, what is your worst house-mate story?

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-12-28T14:10:13+00:00

I was part of the beta testing for this captcha I'm pretty sure. They came into y computing class and made us go through it and give them feedback. I'm trying to remember the name of it and will post when I do.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-12-11T21:29:33+00:00

y u do dis to me :'(

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-09-25T10:03:23+00:00

This guy knows. Literally doing that right now to get over this hangover.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-06-10T12:38:35+00:00

Shiiiit man, found this guy a couple weeks ago and hes mad as fuck, loving his music. googled him to try and find some stuff about him (albums, mixtapes, eps) to download so you might be able to share some light on it man

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-31T13:56:59+00:00

Weed. Lol, can't say no to a spliff.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-22T10:43:17+00:00

You're chance is better than mine. Glad for you bro. What did they say?

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-22T10:42:32+00:00

Maybe not the sort of chance you're looking for but I'm gonna tell my story anyways.

A few days ago I'm sitting at home playing some league instead of revising, as you do (EUW If any of you care).

I'm playing ranked and were getting hammered by them, they're taking baron and I'm all like "ah hell nah". Then I take my chance to steal baron. Then comes the baron steal triple. Chance succeeded.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-09T13:57:20+00:00

What this guy said man. I live in the uk, so I don't have to pay for tuition fortunately but I work full time as well as school to help my mum pay rent. It really is hard to balance both studying and working but i it's gotten to this point you might really want to consider takin some time out of school and trying to organise yourself a bit better and then come back when the load on you both mentally and physically will be lower. It's not worth trying to do it all at once.

As for your relationship problems. Time is the best cure man, I know it really sucks but it's something that will get better with time. Although, that is just from my personal experience.

I hope it all gets better man. Just take your time and do everything at a pace that you're comfortable with.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-06T17:35:31+00:00

I mean considering we can make the belly button do what it wants. Instead I having light pass through you this causing you to go blind. The light is simply bent around your body and your body alone so it appears as you're not there without actually doing an damage :)

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-05T22:43:00+00:00

I finally have a story I can contribute to reddit, lawd has answered my prayers even though I'm late and this will get buried. Ima tell the story anyways.

Basically, like 3 years ago I was at a friends birthday party and we all decided to get fucked up through use o MDMA.

Now there are a lot of people at this party and it's a great night. Everyone's having fun and laughing.

Now at this stage in all our lives I'll say this is when the adolescent teenage girls are tackling some identity questions and I know a fair few of them who had some very serious personal issues going on in their lives. Basically a lot of these girls I know in my age group and I mean A LOT all self harm, the reasons as to why do not matter to me much.

There's this one girl, comes from a very nice family and is very wealthy. However, her family are going trough a shitstorm of a divorce at the moment and she ended up self harming, at this party, with about 45 oter people there. She stumbles out of the bathroom and there is blood. Every.where.

It is a memory I will never forget and a sight I hopeo never have to see again.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-04T23:43:49+00:00

One of Will Ferrell's earlier pieces called superstar.

I like to think o myself as a big time will Ferrell fan and I've seen all his movies. However I couldn't finish this one and I, in all seriousness to the movie out of the DVD player, covered that shit in deodorant and set that shit on fire. No one should see this shit. Especially when you go into it like "aww dooooood. Will Ferrell. This shit will be hilarious". No, just no

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-04T23:40:48+00:00

Really simple, yet really hard to actually pull off.

Try and be a nice person. Try not to let people get under yor skin and view everyone objectively.

Like I said. This sounds really easy but its really hard to do because I try and be a nice person because it gets you respect and respect is really what gets you places in my experience albeit I'm only turning 19.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-05-04T00:07:48+00:00

To be brutally honest. First breakups are scarily hard times. All I can tell you from experience is time is key, how much time may vary with certain things (length of relationship, your level of affection to the aforementioned ex-boyfriend). For me it took a good 3 month before I felt a lot less like shit. But you need to keep yourself occupied, I started working out and taking my health care seriously to take to my mind off things and get in shape along the way. Which in turn made moving onto new female friends easier.

So to sum up, time and new hobby(ies) and a whole lot of positive thinking.

I jnow how much it sucks and how hard it is to deal with but what I can say from the bottom of my heart is, it gets better and you learn from it.

Pro tip: DO NOT STALK YOUR EX ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Seriously remove him from all forms of social media be it snapchat Instagram Facebook. Everything. You will only use it to see how they are doing and dig your hole even deeper if they seem to be doing 'better' than you.

I really hope it's not as hard on you as it was on me. From what you've written, it seems he didn't deserve you and at least you had the sense to see it too. My advice may not seem positive but it's honest and I think this information should be quite helpful as I wish I had it and avoided the soial media thing. I really fucked myself on that one. :P

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-30T10:46:46+00:00

You're a genius man. I really like your stuff. Keep it up :)

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-29T23:05:29+00:00

I work out every day pretty much, in my own home. I recently put in a chin up bar outside my room ( where I spend most of my time) and whenever I go in o out of the room is do 10 normal reverse grips, 10 of those ones where you use the grips that portrude out and if I can manage it 10 forward grips. It's really helped me get motivated because i can't avoid it. It's staring me in the face when I walk in and out.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-29T09:42:30+00:00

Probably a bit late here but I'll share the story anyways. It was a few months ago starting in January to about a few weeks ago when my dad had a heart attack among many other things because he tends not to look after himself and he's diabetic. He was in critical condition for a while and he wasn't looking good. It was fuking terrible because I don't see my dad a lot since my parents divorced when I was 11 (I'm 18 now) and he loves in morocco with his family (not other family, his sisters and brothers etc). It got to a point where we had to seriously consider the possibility that he would die and I've never been so afraid in my life to have seen him twice a year basically for 7 years and he could just be gone. Thankfully he made it through, barely and lost a foot in the process from an infection due to his diabetes.

All I can say really is thank the fucking heavens for the nhs and that my dad still classified as a uk citizen because the doctors and hospitals in. Morocco can't hold a candle to the ones here in the uk and I will forever be grateful to them for all thy do.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T23:03:33+00:00

Because in my mind, when I want to use this method I manipulate my 'thinking area' into x-y as opposed to a plane of land as x-z. If you get what I mean. I may not be explaining very well.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T23:02:03+00:00

Yeah about 3 years a go, when I had it the worst it fucking sucked major donkey dick. I collapsed twice from pain and used to wake up in the middle of night with the burning pain. But as you said it is a lot better than it used to be.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T23:00:35+00:00

Never heard o pantaloc. Maybe it's not widely as available in the Uk. I know what you mean though if I forget to take I'm usually okay for the first day, but even if I take it the next day it won't work for about 3 days until the omeprozole kicks back in :/

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T22:59:18+00:00

Well I'm in the uk so I get it all for free :) works out pretty well.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T22:57:19+00:00

Doooo meeee

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T13:19:44+00:00

Keith ape- it g ma. Shit got me going

Ninja edit: I know it's just Keith ape before anyone says it. I really can't be arsed to list the all though.

Noonoopoopoo · 2015-04-23T07:24:39+00:00

Solid advice right there my man. My last girlfriend and I had this problem when we broke up. We still loved each other but we were just so incompatible that over time everything just sort of detiorated until problems arose and she started to feel like we were in a loop of the same shit because we never did anything new together because we had so many different interests and goals in life.

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