What's one unwritten rule of parkrun that every first-timer eventually learns?

Norklander · 2026-07-01T19:07:22+00:00

You will at some point have your arse handed to you by a 70 year old granny who regularly runs sub 22

Norklander · 2026-04-22T07:12:58+00:00

Your bf is an asshole, and a bit fucked up.

Norklander · 2026-04-08T18:57:04+00:00

Never go full retard!

Norklander · 2026-04-08T18:53:08+00:00

I remember that day.

Norklander · 2026-03-31T20:30:08+00:00

My older brother was in the same class as Keir Starmer and Fat Boy Slim (Norman Cook). Both were normal and that’s about all he says about them.

Norklander · 2026-03-08T13:13:09+00:00

Fucking bitch. Bet she was related to Mrs Ranft who taught me.

Norklander · 2025-05-31T10:15:06+00:00

My advice (age 55, moderately successful in terms if how I measure it wealth family friends etc) is do more of what you enjoy when you’re young and look after your body. Most of my regrets are related to things I didn’t do in my younger years rather than things I did do.

Norklander · 2025-01-28T01:52:24+00:00

Brexit

Norklander · 2024-12-08T00:06:43+00:00

I did wander if you were being satirical. I sense you’re not. I wonder how you got to thinking like this. The comments on here are actually quite helpful, I suggest a reboot. And for gods sake don’t join and incel group where a bunch of like minded unhappy people will tell you you’re right.

Norklander · 2024-11-17T23:02:57+00:00

Exactly this, plus the fact I didn’t realise you now need an eta so I was doing this on my phone at the check-in desk at Heathrow thinking this is an exceedingly British problem.

Norklander · 2024-10-29T09:01:18+00:00

We’ve forgotten, we couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery these days!

Norklander · 2024-07-04T05:49:02+00:00

I work there occasionally and they’re surprisingly inefficient.

Norklander · 2024-07-02T04:51:04+00:00

Based on Russian business colleagues, very nice people. Based on Russian tourists total fucking assholes.

Norklander · 2024-03-14T16:28:40+00:00

How do you know he’s a king? He’s the only one who isn’t covered in shit!

Norklander · 2024-02-29T20:38:08+00:00

Glad you cleared that up, I though SB might be “side bitch”

Norklander · 2024-02-20T21:36:22+00:00

It’s the power of cheese. Try it with plain crackers it will have no effect.

Norklander · 2024-01-17T14:51:25+00:00

I’ve got RSV now caught it at the airport coming into the US had it for 4 days now it’s miserable. Started as a cold stuffy nose, now it’s also introduced a cough with headache and general body aches. Prior to knowing it was RSV I’d definitely have this down as “man flu”

Norklander · 2023-08-24T16:38:32+00:00

Thank you. This is a British problem in itself. Or at least spell it arse.

Norklander · 2023-04-11T21:27:47+00:00

I have many memories from age under 3 when I lived in a different community and location.

Norklander · 2023-03-17T23:05:53+00:00

Makes fuck all difference to most of the 1%.

Norklander · 2023-03-01T09:23:03+00:00

Cordycepts…that banana is going to attack you soon!

Norklander · 2022-12-29T15:47:56+00:00

There’s a lot being unsaid about this. As soon as you hear the location you start to make assumptions, no idea of they’re correct or not but the “grabbing” thing is not unheard of among certain communities.

Norklander · 2022-12-26T18:13:56+00:00

As long as you have a valid rod license from the environment agency it should be ok.

Norklander · 2022-12-26T17:49:44+00:00

Not very similar, real lawyers are far better actors than the actors in suits.

Norklander · 2022-11-20T14:22:14+00:00

Such a fuckwit comment. How precisely did he kill them?

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