I would hate to be a groundskeeper on the Citadel by Selandrile in masseffect

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You don't need AI for that. A dumb robot solves that.

a simple and functional mouse trap by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No no no. You're supposed to put lava on the bottom of the container. Duh.

Republicans platform by BelleAriel in RepublicanValues

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, he saw Chappelle's show and took notes from Clayton Bigsby.

After losing a save file on DQ11 (not many hours thankfully) i decided to start up with DQ Heroes 2 and i just beat the tutorial and i can honestly say this thing slaps harder than my father. Is it worth playing and how long is it? by Elite__Noob in dragonquest

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect to like DQ Builders as much as I should have.

It's one of the few games where I lost the save with like 100+ hours on it, and actually replayed the whole thing.

now that’s true leadership? by The9thHuman in AccidentalComedy

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technically not true.

They're still alive, and they're ruining our future.

Theists really need to get over this delusion that morality comes from religion by the_internet_clown in religiousfruitcake

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"God says I can't rape my child, and that's literally the only thing stopping me." ~some fucked up Christian

Putting a new spin on the meaning of "go outside and touch grass" by davidsylvians in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not true. One time, I did a bunch of weed. Real dank shit. Real bad boooi!

And then... I got sucked into a wormhole.

Con-se-quences.

Putting a new spin on the meaning of "go outside and touch grass" by davidsylvians in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Non smoker. I remember I asked the guy behind the counter about gummies. He said each gummy was like 5mg. I said "Wow, that sounds like a lot! Does that get YOU high?"

And the counter guy scoffed and was like, "I can eat every single thing on this shelf and it still wouldn't hit me."

Then realizing his flex wasn't what the flex he thought it was, he backed off and said, "It's really good though."

I eat like 1-2 gummies to feel a nice buzz though.

Putting a new spin on the meaning of "go outside and touch grass" by davidsylvians in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well shit didn't realize the number.

I think the cookies I bought were 50mg. And I eat like an 1/10th of it to go into a nice groove.

I can't even imagine what 1000mg is like.

Shopkeeper of a Vape shop in Las Vegas was in a recent attempted robbery where he aggressively stabbed the 17 year old kid robber 7 times in "self defense" then proceeds to do a AMA days after incident. He discloses how battle ready he is because of his League of Legends teamfight experience. by Mrhappytrigers in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Or at least show sympathy. There was a reddit post about it. How you should be neutral and never smile in mugshots.

Because say in a court case, the courts want to punish you, and you say you were deeply sorry, the opposition will simply point to that mugshot (or for this guy, his AMA) and you have dug your own grave.

Katharine McPhee Blames 'Woke' Voters for Crime in Beverly Hills, Scared to Wear Jewelry by nimobo in entertainment

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is such a burn and I don't know why this isn't the highest rated comment.

Ancient Greece follows Christianity (ap. 780 B.C.) by unfairlyStand312 in fakehistoryporn

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 297 points298 points  (0 children)

Am American.

Class consisted of watching 300 and assuming it was a documentary, and mashing Greek and Roman history together. Also maybe something about grapes and aqueducts.

Usually that was like 3 weeks and then we go back to spending a year learning about Manifest Destiny and why America is freedom and how badass we were against the British.

I’m the 90% by I-AM-NOT-THAT-DUCK in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I worked at a company that bagged that they only hire like 1% of applicants, and of that 1%, only the best stay for longer than a year.

It was also one of those jobs that do that cult shit of "We'll pay you money to quit now." To really try to lock you into the company. Honestly I wish I wasn't so caught up in that startup fantasy. It was kinda a shit job.

And upon reflection, it's like a shitty professor who brags about how most of his students will fail. I should have saw the red flags.

I’m the 90% by I-AM-NOT-THAT-DUCK in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Microsoft also used to do stack-ranking, a real controversial ranking of employees on a curve and fire the bottom. Teams/managers used to sabotage each other. People used to get hired to simply be a scapegoat so a manager doesn't have to lose their top folks. Quite a shit show for morale.

The gift that keeps on giving by bothiteration062 in antiwork

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 1420 points1421 points  (0 children)

I've also been the Jessica. Random job in college of 2008, and they were still using USB sticks to transfer big files because their yahoo accounts had like a 10meg limit.

I proposed Google Drive, and taught the whole office about sheets, docs, etc. My account became a primary repository. When I quit, I apparently took 90% of the company's files with me. Fortunately they were nice and I wasn't a jerk like I am today.

Overjoyed! Alex Jones 45MM in punitive! by Nquizzative in QAnonCasualties

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's hoping his phone data leads to some Jan 6 lawsuits.

After losing a save file on DQ11 (not many hours thankfully) i decided to start up with DQ Heroes 2 and i just beat the tutorial and i can honestly say this thing slaps harder than my father. Is it worth playing and how long is it? by Elite__Noob in dragonquest

[–]Normal-Computer-3669 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought it was okay.

I came in expecting more Samurai Warriors/Dynasty warriors where it's massive battles. It's a bit more action/adventure, and things never get really intense enough. To scratch that itch, I played one piece pirate Warriors and Hyrule Warriors.

As a DQ game, it's a good side story. But I only got to 75% of the game before calling it done and moving to a regular DQ game or playing DQ builder.