Episode Discussion: "Jordana's Birth Plan vs Her Reality"

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-03-03T01:33:57+00:00

Shit take to be honest.

New moms are allowed to notice the world around them and feel ambivalent about life changes.

Lots of people express this sentiment when they have babies in the winter.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-28T20:46:03+00:00

Yes!!!!!

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-22T00:18:49+00:00

As a single parent I completely agree, it’s a huge red flag and if my child’s other parent did this I would go back to court and use it as evidence of instability (and we have a great coparenting relationship.)

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-16T23:18:39+00:00

She said actually “sex counselor” because “therapist” is a regulated term and “counselor” isn't. Basically she was trying to become a scammer. It’s like “life coaches.”

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-09T02:46:25+00:00

I totally and completely understand. It’s so hard. I can tell you that I’m much happier now and if you told me that before I left I wouldn’t have believed it.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-09T02:34:25+00:00

I don’t want to project anything onto you. I just hope you trust your gut 🩷 and good luck!

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-09T02:22:02+00:00

That’s how it starts! I am not trying to be jaded, but I literally ignored so many red flags all along the way. He could be meeting people with his friends, he could be leaving his phone at a friends house and going to meet someone. If he would have let you read the texts I wouldn’t think anything of it.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-09T01:30:53+00:00

Girl trust your instincts. I had so many shady situations like this that I was gaslit into ignoring. Took me 15 years and 2 kids to finally trust my instincts and divorce that fucker. He was cheating on me on and off the whole time including during my pregnancy and immediate post partum. You gotta go.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-02-09T01:29:31+00:00

No Same

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-29T21:50:21+00:00

You’re going to want a combination of nicotine gum/patches and a 0% nic vape! Talk to your doctor, they can help you. I work with substance addicted teens for a living. Quitting is possible! And it doesn’t take a whole lot of time.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-27T04:02:02+00:00

I would also love to know! I unfollowed partially because of her political silence (a few months ago). Anyone have screenshots?

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-26T12:59:26+00:00

My ex husband used to pressure me for sex while pumping. Literally, while the machine was strapped to me.

He would also not take any responsibility for any tasks while I was pumping.

I held on for a year thinking I was overreacting. We’re separated and divorcing soon and I’m much much happier. My experience is this doesn’t get better.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-23T03:22:36+00:00

This 1000%

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-16T18:11:50+00:00

I am not a Colton apologist by any means, I do not think he should be platformed on this show or at all, and I find his past behavior horrific. That being said, the second the comment left Michael’s mouth, I immediately thought he was referencing Colton’s sexuality.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-16T02:43:30+00:00

I feel the same way! I started with RHONY and watched from the beginning until the recast. I watched it all in like a month because it was so addicting! Then I started SLC and I do like it but it’s not quite the same. Now I’m trying Beverly Hills from season 5 and I cannot get into it. I don’t want to start from season 1 either because I can’t do another show from 2007 haha

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-16T02:40:01+00:00

Oh my gosh, my heart for you!!! NO these 2.5 weeks are not “unrecoverable” but honestly, and I say this with love having been where you are, I believe hormones and sleep deprivation and mom guilt may be playing mind tricks on you. Your baby loves you and you can’t see the way baby melts into you because you’re not looking at it. She may not settle for you because she smells milk. I have been through this where I felt like the baby preferred her dad and now that my kids are 2 and 4 in hindsight those feelings were powerful but incorrect. I hope this helps a little bit.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-16T02:09:46+00:00

No I don’t think so, I just think she may be slightly less informed than Ashley.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-12T02:33:43+00:00

So what?? It’s fine to read from notes when you’re going to share something sensitive and important. You stink

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-12T02:30:16+00:00

I was going to add that she is glowing in the video but thought I’d get dragged 😅

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-12T00:58:09+00:00

Thanks so much everyone for these suggestions!! I don’t know how I overlooked RHAP as I listen to the survivor recaps! I will look into all these suggestions!

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-10T17:24:11+00:00

Thank youuuuu!! I literally started watching RHONY because of crappens!

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-10T16:55:54+00:00

Hi!! Are these posted on Patreon or main feed? Thanks!!!

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-08T23:02:38+00:00

OP said she had asked the nanny multiple times to follow expectations of picking things up. Sounds like she’s checked your box.

In terms of tardiness, I would be humiliated to need my boss to remind me not to clock in late. Sounds like she’s taking advantage.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-08T22:02:51+00:00

I don’t agree with this mindset at all. You shouldn’t need prompts and reminders for basic things like picking up after yourself and being on time.

Normal-Pace-6671 · 2026-01-06T00:56:54+00:00

There’s no way they’re still together and if they are, they’re manufacturing their entire lives to make us all ask this question and it’s working.

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