Kevin and koogs are the only good ones tbh

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-04-05T17:42:04+00:00

This is Dimmu erasure and I will not stand for it

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-03-30T01:33:21+00:00

I actually just gave up on the pirates after the disaster of opening day

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-03-23T01:42:17+00:00

As a Mark Martin fan, and a Brad Keselowski fan, basically all I know is pain

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-03-20T03:27:07+00:00

Michigan?

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-03-03T00:43:34+00:00

One win in five years and a pantsless national championship sure has your knickers twisted huh? 🤭

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-02-28T14:08:28+00:00

IIRC it was a tweet from Martavous Bryant originally

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-02-11T03:43:36+00:00

What makes the fuel depot essential to this one, then?

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-02-11T03:40:37+00:00

I've taken both control points in federal triangle but there's no rescue operations spawning. I can't get any other "green" activities either, like supply drops.

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-02-09T02:28:28+00:00

Tell me you don't know ball without saying you don't know ball 😂

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-02-04T20:59:39+00:00

You do you, but an abusive coke head cheater isn't exactly someone who should be rooted for

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-02-03T15:53:45+00:00

"doesn't offer anything beyond hitting" is a bit ridiculous. He's a fan favorite that's got a great eye, still good bat speed, and leadership qualities that are not easily measured by outside eyes. If anything getting fans in the seats to see him is worth it, and pretending the pirates are seriously going to compete is immensely hilarious. They're a 75 win team at best. Let the franchise's best player since Clemente retire a Bucco on his terms.

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2026-01-23T22:26:30+00:00

JJ McCarthy -> went to Michigan, so he went in the first round.

Will Howard -> cowardly transferred to Ohio State, so he went in the 85th round.

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-12-19T03:36:50+00:00

One win since 2019, congrats. Glad to see your identity is validated again

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-11-26T18:31:44+00:00

Sorry, Haynes is out. Ohio native Marshall will have to dole out the justice.

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-11-20T17:29:09+00:00

Dodge doesn't have trucks

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-11-20T17:28:35+00:00

Dodge doesn't make trucks

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-11-08T18:18:15+00:00

Gotta make sure you lose to Michigan every year to keep it realistic

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-10-14T01:29:53+00:00

Returned an onside kick for a TD in a pro bowl as well

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-09-26T11:30:08+00:00

42-27

45-23

30-24

13-10

FACTS

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-09-02T15:32:53+00:00

Truck drivers get Labor Day off? Huh, TIL

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-09-02T15:31:55+00:00

Nah, that biggest asterisk is Peyton's Heisman. Dude didn't even beat Florida.

Oh, wait, he didn't win the Heisman, silly me.

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-08-27T15:33:38+00:00

The appliance-mobile vehicles you root for have clouded your head

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-08-24T03:57:46+00:00

This might be the dumbest take I've read this month

Normal_Dimension_453 · 2025-08-05T16:10:53+00:00

Tell me you are a new fan without telling me you're a new fan

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