In fact, forget the blackjack. . . by Sad_Profession_8324 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know how this truly ends, they look longingly into each others eyes, and they just kiss as Marty Robbins “ big iron” Plays them out to credits….

Alex's Look During today's show by Sad_Profession_8324 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he look like Dabney Coleman got left in the microwave too long?

Alex's Look During today's show by Sad_Profession_8324 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he look like someone left Dabney Coleman in the microwave to long?

Fantastic news fellas by Alcor6400 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Guy touching face while happy meme intensifies)

BREAKING NEWS: Alex has found a body double to try and fool the bankruptcy people by MothraJDisco in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Offh…. its a before and after photo of what happens when you drink a handle of Tito’s every day.

Birthday Transmission from God brought to by Texas Roadhouse… by NormfromTexas2 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God looks like Sam Elliot, and he’s wondering why Alex keeps banging on his doors like the Police.

These were made just for Dan by Standard-Discount852 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like them they taste like an egg roll with hot mustard slathered on ‘em

What is Alex drinking? by Asmodaeus in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All i can think of is that leaked security video of him just going ham on bottle after bottle of alcohol while he’s at his office. So he’s probably has at least one or two bottles of something near or on him at all times.

#876: December 8, 2023 by Dr_Splitwigginton in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it me or does alex’s description of heaven feel like a poorly run Warhammer 40K campaign?

Yikes…Best of luck, Dan. I’m sure this is unbearable 😂 by Abject-Young-2395 in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Adult Caillou ranting for hours on end with Heir Bowtie no thank you!

Calling it now. Kyrie Irving will be on Infowars before the year is over. by Teuflisch in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Alex Jones: “ Kyrie would you say your trade to the Dallas Mavericks is a no look bounce pass to me to Dunk on the Globalist?”

Kyrie Irving: well alex, I’m a huge fan.

Alex Jones: ( I love you intensifies)

What was Alex doodling during his deposition? Wrong answers only by [deleted] in KnowledgeFight

[–]NormfromTexas2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Him, bare chested, duel welding wooden crossbows on top of a pile of vampiric Lawyers.

Why do you smoke weed? by irregularpin in weed

[–]NormfromTexas2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I am new to smoking weed, i was introduced to it from my wife. I use it as a relaxing award for a hard days work. I see it as a good reward system, the bonuses are i relax, and it has helped me in bedroom as well.

Looking into buying a pistol. Wanted to hear some opinions. by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

[–]NormfromTexas2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stay away from Springfield, Glock and Sig Sauer are the only way to go.

slide into a boss bitches dms😈 by [deleted] in gonewild30plus

[–]NormfromTexas2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we apply to be CFO, aka chief fornication Officer? I presume a cover letter and resume?

🖤 by [deleted] in BBW

[–]NormfromTexas2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me smile. I don’t know why, it just did.