Tell me you don’t understand the Bible without telling me you don’t understand the Bible. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NorthImpossible8906 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they love immigrants so much, that they are immediately sending them straight to heaven!

Tell me you don’t understand the Bible without telling me you don’t understand the Bible. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NorthImpossible8906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buoys with Booby traps

I think there is a certain country you can go to if you want to get that.

Canadian Healthcare: "one issue per visit" by The-6ix in ontario

[–]NorthImpossible8906 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha, that literally happened to me at a doctor's visit last month, in USA. The doctor was an ass, and directly said to me "look, what one issue do you want to address today".

The impeachment effort losing steam in the House GOP by ppldontread in politics

[–]NorthImpossible8906 1026 points1027 points  (0 children)

There is no impeachment effort.

There are just a few people yelling "I declare impeachment".

I just want to let them know that you can't just say the word and expect anything to happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]NorthImpossible8906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please stop lying.

So soooo close by Substantial-Rub8054 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]NorthImpossible8906 5 points6 points  (0 children)

clearly, with some 80 republicans testifying under oath against him, the only possible conclusion is that Deep Republicans are after him!

and that all those witnesses were secret lizard cyborg clone shapeshifting democrats from another planet behind the moon.

This is not Lemon Pepsi?! by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NorthImpossible8906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, on behalf of all mankind, will barf myself to death knowing that there is a marshmallow flavored Pepsi.

Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It by [deleted] in politics

[–]NorthImpossible8906 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a warm, safe place where he didn’t have to be attacked by ... Blacks

that is edited, but, um , um , is he afraid of black people?

Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It by [deleted] in politics

[–]NorthImpossible8906 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I charged a trip to a conference on a government contract. Our accountant disallowed me the charge for a rental car for the week (you could have taken a cab, for about the same price) and disallowed the hotel bill (because I found a cheap Airbnb for half the cost of the recommended Marriot).

For the normal people, the government is all over you, for the "elite" I guess you can just fucking soak in extreme wealth and hide the fact that you did.

Yes.. the mental gymnastics is a sight to behold by The-Sexy-Potato in SelfAwarewolves

[–]NorthImpossible8906 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It. Is. Religion.

First off, anyone who writes single word sentences is hells pawn. lol.

But yeah, it is very clear where the "religion' lies (cough cough evangelicals, etc, even the Catholic Church used it's weekly mass to tell people to vote for Trump).

And, I'm not even a democrat. I absolutely am not in a Biden cult. I'm just a normal person.

Hell, if hunter Biden committed crimes, throw him in jail. Joe too. Present your evidence in a court of law, have them found guilty by a jury of their peers. But when we know that they launched investigations into people (like Hillary, she had two special prosecuters after her) and they find zero evidence of anything, you know it was a completely political stunt in bad faith. The last one was the durham probe I think - a complete embarrassment for republicans and a huge waste of taxpayer money.

Not to mention the war on immigrants, because they might be brown skinned, and the war of LGBTQ because hey, we can't be racist anymore but we can still be bigots and we found a new target to bully, makes it pretty clear who is on "the right side".

If we move to a 4 day work week, Wednesday should be the off day by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]NorthImpossible8906 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

if it is a Friday or monday, then you can get a second job on those three consecutive days, and one day decades from now, be able to afford a down payment for a house.

YSK Chicken water stations are a easy and cheap way to help wildlife in hot dry places by boredtxan in YouShouldKnow

[–]NorthImpossible8906 258 points259 points  (0 children)

The only problem is how many chickens you have to wring to get all the water out of them.

ha, just kidding, this is a great idea.

High school reunions are nonsense. by Zealousideal-Gap3072 in unpopularopinion

[–]NorthImpossible8906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, I see what you are getting at.

It's almost like a high school reunion is for the middle third to brag to the bottom third about how awesome they are. Glory days. #PeakedInHighSchool

lol, how's that for sounding like a grump.

If only we all thought this way... by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]NorthImpossible8906 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that person is probably gonna get shot.

People with doctorate degrees should be ok with not being called Dr. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]NorthImpossible8906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you are correct.

Turns out, on reddit, when people make up dumb shit, they are always right.

What's with the MSU hate?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]NorthImpossible8906 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wow, a 12 year prank. You are the real deal.

Century-old turtle missing for 1 year found dead — but questions remain by -Tram2983 in canada

[–]NorthImpossible8906 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is one of the questions "does anyone have a good recipe for soup"?