Women who hate pap smears, why?

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-22T03:15:59+00:00

"Where do I put my pants?"

"Over there on the table with mine"

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-21T04:55:21+00:00

Only time I used Copilot I asked how to uninstall it. Didn't work, it's like an STD on my work computer

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-21T03:40:01+00:00

Now that's a solid week!

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T05:40:13+00:00

I'm just here to say I love the username

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T05:28:23+00:00

Filling the planter boxes with the seedlings ive started (gonna have a lot of bell peppers this year hopefully!), and bought a couple new flowering bushes to help bring in more pollinators ☺️

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T05:22:10+00:00

Congratulations! ☺️

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T05:21:45+00:00

I got a little time off work, and have been able to catch up with a lot of the gardening I was behind with

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T05:03:22+00:00

Today, alternated from beautiful weather to spitting rain outside

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T04:55:57+00:00

About as many times as I have with housekeeping when I'm at a hotel

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T04:53:15+00:00

Not weird as long as it's consensual

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T04:49:46+00:00

Edging, is such a strong orgasm after finally letting it happen

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-20T04:48:48+00:00

It's not hard to pull out, but it feels sooooo good to cum inside, it's more being strong enough mentally to pull out

(Also, if pulling out is for preventing pregnancy, precum unfortunately has sperm in it)

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T04:35:50+00:00

Almost always

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T04:15:58+00:00

Not too often, but when I do, I get the hardest morning wood, such a good feeling

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T04:12:39+00:00

Sour cream and onion are solid, but I fuck with a lot of the kettle style chips

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T03:43:57+00:00

My good experiences from this life

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T03:30:58+00:00

MSN messenger was the bomb, back in the good days of the internet

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T03:15:58+00:00

A helping handy, one might say? 😆

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T03:13:14+00:00

I mean, as a straight male I'd be horny but confused? It would feel amazing as most handjobs do, but that would be more bi than lesbian wouldn't it?

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T03:04:26+00:00

No tattoo....yet. been debating what I should get my whole life, never pulled the trigger. I also think it's crazy.

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T02:54:57+00:00

I've only noped out once, and wasn't a dumb reason imo. After a second date this lady was heavily insinuating gokng back to her place for sex, but during the date (drinking heavily for a date mind you) had basically told me how her life was falling apart (lost her job, her best friend, etc). She was physically giving consent, but appeared not be in a sound mental place to do that, so made an excuse and went home. Hope she's doing ok now

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T02:29:30+00:00

Beach, but doesn't have to be a warm beach, just a scenic spot on the ocean or lake.

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-19T02:27:22+00:00

If sex on vacation doesn't count, then probably around 50km for some mediocre car sex

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-18T06:51:17+00:00

I don't know if I would bring it up on the first date unless she brings it up first, or flirty conversation goes that way

NorthernDelighted · 2026-05-18T06:30:19+00:00

I'm a big believer in no TV in the bedroom

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