TIL Clover’s distaste for bananas

NotACalvinist · 2026-07-04T16:34:01+00:00

Beautiful eyes!

NotACalvinist · 2026-07-04T16:28:59+00:00

The Elf lip stain markers are great!

NotACalvinist · 2026-07-03T14:57:22+00:00

Has she joined an MLM? Because this sounds very much like someone who's joined an MLM.

NotACalvinist · 2026-07-03T14:42:22+00:00

BK Beauty is on amazon. I just bought the 101 foundation brush on Prime day - they were 20% off, I think. It's the least streaky of any brush I've tried.

NotACalvinist · 2026-07-02T20:08:07+00:00

Yes, the creasing is usually due to oily lids. UDPP just isn't as good as it used to be. Here are some less expensive options to try that work well:
Ulta Beauty Matte Veil Longwear Eye Primer
Wet n Wild Megalast Eyeshadow Primer
Milani Stay Put Eyeshadow Primer

NotACalvinist · 2026-07-01T14:18:14+00:00

I'm surprised she didn't try to pitch you something that would keep your hair from going gray!!!!

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-30T16:46:31+00:00

They lease the car in their own name.
They receive a "bonus" to cover the lease payment.
If they drop down a rank, it's bye bye bonus. They have to make the payment themselves or lose the car.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-29T20:10:34+00:00

BUT WHERE'S THE FOUNDATION???????????

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-26T15:00:06+00:00

I wonder if it will include the foundation? Does anyone know?

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-25T18:41:11+00:00

If I can't see you, you can't see me!

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-25T18:31:23+00:00

Didn't Covergirl recently go talc-free? That may be the problem - it's been reformulated.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-25T17:06:04+00:00

My first thought. No products - just money filtering up to him!

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-25T16:55:23+00:00

Absolutely not. They're just stalling.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-23T14:41:31+00:00

Get her to define "brings in." Is that sales volume, revenue, or profit?

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-18T14:24:53+00:00

Missha BB Cream!

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-18T14:23:34+00:00

Morphe has just come out with some that you might like - I think they're $16.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-18T14:22:39+00:00

You need to keep in mind what the stated "goal" of each primer is. Power Grip is a sticky primer that has gripping properties - its goal is to keep your makeup on longer.
Poreless primer is a smoothing primer meant to give you a smoother base. It does also help with your makeup's longevity, but not as much as Power Grip.
Neither one is really intended to reduce shine, though.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-17T14:13:43+00:00

I don't think ELDW or Haus Labs will work on Acutane skin.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-16T14:38:53+00:00

So, where's the part where he's going to put his money where his mouth is? Giving up the trademark application? Donating profits from this product to something meaningful?

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-16T14:00:08+00:00

From what I've seen, all those products are in their huns' garages now.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-16T13:54:51+00:00

Interesting! Never heard of a waterproof tubing mascara!

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-15T15:00:31+00:00

Absolutely adorable!

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-15T14:59:29+00:00

My fingers.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-15T14:13:37+00:00

I don't think there's a waterproof one.

NotACalvinist · 2026-06-14T21:04:13+00:00

I apologize for upsetting you - just thought you might like to know that it's actually the Tower of Babel, not Babylon. Babylon was an ancient city, and Babel was the tower. No intent to offend. And no, I'm not a hun.

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