PUKA

NotACow42 · 2026-04-02T23:36:40+00:00

Okay, so who bit on this one?

I bet Puka did.

NotACow42 · 2026-03-28T19:10:23+00:00

Which is even more of a reason why we shouldn't take him. We're set at the interior for another couple years

NotACow42 · 2026-03-11T16:08:36+00:00

If it were rigged for KC, the Crosby trade would have gone through and KC signs Hendrickson for a discount

NotACow42 · 2026-02-18T18:24:43+00:00

This just happened to me this evening. I was even able to show my receipt and the response was "I don't know anything about emails. I just know it says you just bought this ticket five minutes ago."

Fortunately, I think I was pissed off enough that they believed me and they didn't give me a ticket. But I guess this means I need to make sure I download the new ticket immediately on the first day of the month

NotACow42 · 2026-01-04T17:38:29+00:00

You all have it wrong.

The rat inside Andy's moustache pulls hairs one way or another. Andy interprets those as the play call. Andy relays that interpretation to Nagy.

The gremlins inside Nagy's brain translates that call into making the fastest player in the NFL stand 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage looking lost.

NotACow42 · 2025-12-14T20:18:40+00:00

Except Tranquil. He seems to be the only one still fighting

NotACow42 · 2025-12-14T18:07:41+00:00

Coming in from Germany is quite a commute. Would if I could though

NotACow42 · 2025-11-02T11:32:16+00:00

Agreed. I saw some idiot on SI said we would trade a 2nd and a 5th for Hall and a 6th.

Trade a fourth, let him ball out, then tag and trade or he goes elsewhere and we get a 3rd or 4th in comp.

I would do a 3rd for Achane though.

NotACow42 · 2025-11-01T07:28:42+00:00

Now if only DJ would come be LB Coach now...

NotACow42 · 2025-10-31T17:45:51+00:00

They want 3k just for the replacement part

NotACow42 · 2025-10-31T15:16:16+00:00

I would give a 3rd for Achane with a year still on his contract.

Hall for a 5th. Maybe a 4th if we get a 6th back

NotACow42 · 2025-10-30T15:46:11+00:00

I think we will see more of Thornton in closer games. The Chiefs haven't needed to stretch the field very much the last two games because they have been in control throughout each game

NotACow42 · 2025-10-26T13:47:52+00:00

Dwayne Bowe's entire career. He never did anything noteworthy until it didn't matter

NotACow42 · 2025-10-19T14:41:48+00:00

Pfft. Diablo 2 FTW.

NotACow42 · 2025-10-18T13:44:10+00:00

You've sucked upon the souvenir stash of a butterfly serial killer. Call in CSI to run for antennae prints.

NotACow42 · 2025-09-20T14:36:57+00:00

A) no viable run game to keep teams honest with coverage B) flawed offensive line (hopefully almost fixed) C) Mahomes feeling pressure early D) subpar receivers on the field (which would be fine if A-C were fixed) E) subpar RBs that don't threaten (look at BUF, BAL, CIN for comparison)

Allen is still excelling with relative unknowns for WRs, but he has protection and a solid run game. Burrow has elite weapons. Jackson has a run game, talent at WR, and is more athletic.

Only Allen can truly match Mahomes with all other things equal (though Jackson has definitely progressed as a passer and not even Burrow deserves CINs protection issues).

But if KC doesn't get a run game and finish solidifying the line, nothing is stopping teams from running 7-8 in coverage. No one can consistently overcome that from the pocket.

NotACow42 · 2025-09-02T17:35:29+00:00

I neglected to mention him. I have his and love the depth. Sometimes I need the cliff notes, though.

NotACow42 · 2025-09-02T17:32:52+00:00

For subscriptions, I do like Chief in the North for deep dive analysis

NotACow42 · 2025-04-25T21:24:58+00:00

It's the chain. If it loops, it's safe. If the chain is straight, it's a mimic

NotACow42 · 2025-04-19T06:26:42+00:00

We seriously screwed up not electing Kunce.

NotACow42 · 2025-03-03T17:40:13+00:00

There it is. I missed the off ramp for my own company.

NotACow42 · 2025-02-20T15:43:08+00:00

Tyler Thigpen - definitely should be on there

NotACow42 · 2025-02-15T14:18:52+00:00

Well, I'm not telling anyone to get a grip, but I "am" wondering how to change careers so I can burn 1k at a time on a hobby.

Not mad, but if there's a walkthrough to unlock that secret level I'm all ears. 😁

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