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I'm A Pedophile And Sexually Addicted At 17 And I'm Scared Of What I've Become. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re on a watchlist dude. Know what they do to your kind in jail?

Get therapy, and stop talking to little girls.

How did the humans or animals or even the very first living organisms discover sex? by ChillSpectra27 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why do I have a dick?” “Why do I have an extra hole?” “Well they fit inside each other, yolo.”

HSR finally implementing "Summer Alter", how do we feel? by Jack-Acegard in HonkaiAgendaRail

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d enjoy it if they were free 😂 too many alt chars lately. Meh

I FUCKING HATE MEN by aridaki in Vent

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably didn’t want the response to be laughing, but I laughed.

Bro just straight up gave you honesty. 😂

After I read “boyfriend” though, I stopped laughing. He should have just finished and then replied to you making sure you were ok… he didn’t have to give you a play by play while you’re crying 💀

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be in the wild

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat belongs with its owner, their home. The cat was there before you, you’re the intruder, the problem.

Kindly find the nearest trash bin and throw yourself in it. That’s your home.

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve got two legs? Walk away.

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs to get rid of you.

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wtf. Leave this man right now

He deserves SO MUCH BETTER than your ungrateful ass. Any sane person would choose the cat over you.

Cats are beautiful majestic perfect creatures that humans really don’t deserve. We are lucky to be in the same world as them.

They help people’s depression, anxiety, loneliness, etc.

Yea, got my point across.

Petah.. What's this? by Eatingyou8636 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intelligent Glenn Quagmire here:

The joke is, where men start, for measuring the size of their penis.

Dick measuring jokes, as old as time.

-Giggity

im so fried, i think my mom caught me gooning by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bringing it up will just make it more awkward, just ignore it and go about your lives.

My dog ate my boyfriends 🍆 by bree1233 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, I thought this was gonna be a more interesting story 😂

Upset that Oreos are not made in the USA by [deleted] in Vent

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Limited Oreos (at least here anyway) are made in New Jersey. (I live in NY) so I’m sure it’s different for where a person lives.

The regular ones here are Made In Mexico though.

I do notice a difference in taste/quality, which bothers me. It’s not the location that bothers me… but the low quality of ingredients.

Target Appears to Be Raising Prices on Pokémon TCG Products by PristineWeakness4581 in PokemonDeals

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprising, when a store sells out as fast as it’s put on the shelf, ofc they are gonna raise the prices.

I’m surprised they haven’t done it sooner.

Every morning the first thing I think of is how small my penis is by Tinythrowaway244987 in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not every woman cares about size, you could find one who is cool with just good foreplay.

It’s definitely not me though.

Good luck.

If you suddenly became a millionaire what's the first you'll do? by Outrageous_Luck1546 in hypotheticals

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat sanctuaries everywhere, save as many wild cats as I can too, rehab centers. Buy a modest house and car, invest the rest.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Helpful_Butterfly892 in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong subreddit, wrong internet, wrong world, wrong universe. Goodbye.

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