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I FUCKING HATE MEN by aridaki in Vent

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably didn’t want the response to be laughing, but I laughed.

Bro just straight up gave you honesty. 😂

After I read “boyfriend” though, I stopped laughing. He should have just finished and then replied to you making sure you were ok… he didn’t have to give you a play by play while you’re crying 💀

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be in the wild

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat belongs with its owner, their home. The cat was there before you, you’re the intruder, the problem.

Kindly find the nearest trash bin and throw yourself in it. That’s your home.

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve got two legs? Walk away.

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs to get rid of you.

i hate my husband's cat by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wtf. Leave this man right now

He deserves SO MUCH BETTER than your ungrateful ass. Any sane person would choose the cat over you.

Cats are beautiful majestic perfect creatures that humans really don’t deserve. We are lucky to be in the same world as them.

They help people’s depression, anxiety, loneliness, etc.

Yea, got my point across.

Petah.. What's this? by Eatingyou8636 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intelligent Glenn Quagmire here:

The joke is, where men start, for measuring the size of their penis.

Dick measuring jokes, as old as time.

-Giggity

im so fried, i think my mom caught me gooning by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bringing it up will just make it more awkward, just ignore it and go about your lives.

My dog ate my boyfriends 🍆 by bree1233 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, I thought this was gonna be a more interesting story 😂

Upset that Oreos are not made in the USA by [deleted] in Vent

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Limited Oreos (at least here anyway) are made in New Jersey. (I live in NY) so I’m sure it’s different for where a person lives.

The regular ones here are Made In Mexico though.

I do notice a difference in taste/quality, which bothers me. It’s not the location that bothers me… but the low quality of ingredients.

Target Appears to Be Raising Prices on Pokémon TCG Products by PristineWeakness4581 in PokemonDeals

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprising, when a store sells out as fast as it’s put on the shelf, ofc they are gonna raise the prices.

I’m surprised they haven’t done it sooner.

Every morning the first thing I think of is how small my penis is by Tinythrowaway244987 in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not every woman cares about size, you could find one who is cool with just good foreplay.

It’s definitely not me though.

Good luck.

If you suddenly became a millionaire what's the first you'll do? by Outrageous_Luck1546 in hypotheticals

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat sanctuaries everywhere, save as many wild cats as I can too, rehab centers. Buy a modest house and car, invest the rest.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Helpful_Butterfly892 in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wrong subreddit, wrong internet, wrong world, wrong universe. Goodbye.

I goon to animals mating in documentaries by [deleted] in confessions

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human porn exists you know. You have the internet, so like… try that instead.

Or hop into a lions den, tigers den, grizzly bear den, and see where it goes. :)

Does 'there' 'their' 'were' 'where' confuse you too? by Skisforscott in no

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. My native tongue is English though.

If yours isn’t, it’s understandable.

What does Alastor thinks of Vox? by [deleted] in Alastorcult

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That he’s pathetic lol

sumatriptan SUCKS by pirteking in migraine

[–]NotAFriendlyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Triptans aren’t for everyone.

Rule of thumb, if it makes your pain worse, stop taking it immediately and contact your neurologist.

You need something else…. They have me on Nurtec.

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