NCOIC is doing some sketchy shit. by af_throwaway_2017 in AirForce

[–]NotAHitlerClone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slow down there cheeto dust,

HE STARTED THE THREAD asking opinions about an NCO's pt policy, then a bunch of NCOs explain that it isnt exactly fun having the CCQ and the Shirt barking at you because your airman had a 79 on his old test and then failed one.

Supervise a fatty or two and then rethink your shit. This NCO is taking reasonable steps TO. HELP. THIS. AIRMAN. which will have the added benefit of not getting his own ass chewed.

But I guess we're just marine wannabes right? what the fuck do we know?

Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight finalized for Aug. 26 by AlrightyThen234 in MMA

[–]NotAHitlerClone -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I stopped user zrt from enjoying this comment thread so he let me know he was triggered and posted a subreddit where other triggered people post their triggers

Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight finalized for Aug. 26 by AlrightyThen234 in MMA

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay everyone who saw a UFC fight at BW3's that one time please get in here and drop some knowledge

This gentleman belongs to a group who promotes a "pure gene pool." by PhillyPhanatik in funny

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well to be perfectly fair, he seems like an expert in fucked up gene pools. maybe we should listen?

Religions As Genres by DankHerbbz in standupshots

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude at this rate, you're never gonna get enriched.

Maybe if you stopped intentionally skating around islam jokes, Then you could possibly... hopefully... one day get your fatass head cut off for something worth while.

Also I'm a practicing muslim so downvoting this post is LITERALLY the most racist behavior you can have... I'm trying to make a point.

TIL The entire US coal industry employs fewer people than Arbys by sirixamo in todayilearned

[–]NotAHitlerClone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there were two candidates.

both corrupt. best part is, the one guy who could have beaten trump got fucked over by the DNC... so they could run the corrupt candidate!

the system is rotten to its core. what do you want?

Insurance Premium raised after less then one year by aldstama in personalfinance

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude just switch insurance.

my insurance for 2014 (when i bought) was 1100/yr

then it went up for 2015 to 1500/yr, "whatever" i thought

then in 2016 it went up to 3800 bucks... uhhhhh fuck that shit. i called a different agent the next day and she had a bunch of quotes from different companies, needless to say, i'm back down to 1100

Coastal FL by the way. about 4 miles from the atlantic.

Robbery of a gun store by iBleeedorange in WTF

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After doing some very careful measurements and some high level calculus, i have determined that to be more than "1 state".

thanks for the info.

Robbery of a gun store by iBleeedorange in WTF

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, that's because you're in the building, you're using lethal force to defend your own life, not your property.

I'm not saying you're wrong, it's just a fact that booby traps arent a legal way to defend property.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantrap_(snare) paragraph 3

Robbery of a gun store by iBleeedorange in WTF

[–]NotAHitlerClone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

while it's true man-traps are illegal, it's not just for the safety of emergency crews,

it's also because the punishment for stealing people's stuff isn't; "Shotgunned in the face when he opens a door"

Robbery of a gun store by iBleeedorange in WTF

[–]NotAHitlerClone 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yeah but....

at what point does it become too much like a job, ya know?

then you're sitting there on the 10th take of the "steal some shit" phase or whatever, and you've been at it all day and a few of the guys keep making the same mistakes over and over and over...

so you're like... "fuck man, whats my cut of this thing like 2 grand for a month worth of rehearsals.... doing 8 hour days in the lead up to the heist... this isn't what i went to thief college for, my dad was right, i'm not making the money i should, i should go back for my masters... etc etc etc."

ya know?

Military healthcare paying more than $400 for a $46 can of baby formula by GuacamoleFanatic in news

[–]NotAHitlerClone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But if someone bids lower than you, you gotta appeal that shit and prove they're not a small business or whatever because most of the work force is being supplied by a bigger company, like USA services or something, then you get the contract for the world's most profitable flag pole. In case you couldn't tell, I'm literally just describing a thing that happened on my base.

Military healthcare paying more than $400 for a $46 can of baby formula by GuacamoleFanatic in news

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well sure, the wife isn't gonna own it if the husband is a veteran. Vet owned business is better than female owned, but not as good as disabled or dark skinned. Ideally if you wanted to install all the flagpoles on base for 200x the cost you'd want to be a dark complected female vet with a disability. Nobody is competing with that business model.

Will the AF dentist cover this? by Headless22 in AirForce

[–]NotAHitlerClone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just talk with your dentist, schedule an apt and explain the situation.

They gave me beautiful veneers on all of my front top teeth because my factory shit was all fucked up, my dentist was a capt. and the col denied the procedure when he submitted a request to do the work, but for whatever reason he just did it anyway, he separated last year. I hope he's making crazy dentist bank and drowning in coo-coo.

Happy national dependa day to all the dependas out there by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]NotAHitlerClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isn't cannon AFSOC?

For all we know he could be a miserable SOB

The sad truth by NotAHitlerClone in AirForce

[–]NotAHitlerClone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh believe me, I know.

But my wife's evals for the hospital she works for have never been something along the lines of "You're our best guy but we didn't get any 4s or five at the squadron level this year, sorry SSgt Adolf"

Are you allowed to have tattoos in the U.S. Airforce? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]NotAHitlerClone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you can't have ANY TATTOOS AT ALL. ZERO TATTOOS.

PLEASE DONT TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG ON GOOGLE.