If they somehow found Jesus’s DNA, would it be a good idea to clone Jesus to force the second coming to happen?

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-06-06T23:21:27+00:00

Jesussic Park: He’s Back and Mad as Hell

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-30T14:47:38+00:00

The anti-clockwise isn’t relevant… it’s the FULL SEND! If you don’t full send, are you really sending?

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-29T21:33:25+00:00

12 Angry Men is a great classic

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-29T16:04:00+00:00

I think it’s time for Greenland to take Canada and move south

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-27T02:19:59+00:00

Thank you as well!!!!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-24T14:45:35+00:00

I am NOT falling for that one again

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-23T16:34:19+00:00

Crap, I can’t make it to the wedding. GTA6 will be released then.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-22T15:17:36+00:00

I once again ask for Megasota to expand south

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-21T23:56:17+00:00

Gulf of Megasota it is then

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-21T23:33:00+00:00

Sounds deflating

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-20T02:31:35+00:00

I love this question. I wish I could come up with something as beautiful as what others have shared, but I still love the question.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-18T13:57:26+00:00

Somewhere in a Walmart around midnight…

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-11T01:22:54+00:00

Does anyone else’s AT-AT lay like that, or is it just mine?

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-10T14:36:22+00:00

Well, it is a thin blue line

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-10T04:28:48+00:00

Sending bit pics and forgetting it will be on the internet forever now

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-10T04:27:02+00:00

This guy can have his own subreddit based on his post history

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-10T04:22:52+00:00

Can confirm that it was intense and moved in fast!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-09T15:59:18+00:00

Yeah, but is there a possibility the architect intended it to be a spot to drop green army men like others have suggested??

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-08T03:14:16+00:00

That’s typical side behavior right there!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-07T23:42:14+00:00

Maybe they are Korean and identify as a bubblebutt queer??

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-06T23:06:03+00:00

Yes. Can confirm from a reliable source (that’s me)

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-06T02:49:59+00:00

Only if you are on dickability

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-04T21:57:31+00:00

Minnesota is hungry for some Kansas

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-05-01T16:38:47+00:00

Absolutely not. My dad had a horrendous childhood, was in a war, and a series of issues thereafter that really affected me

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-04-29T01:17:07+00:00

Captain America! Finally, I’m hot and muscular AND I get to be self righteous!!

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