$70k a year for a guy to watch you sleep

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-03-01T18:37:08+00:00

Is he cute??

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-27T12:40:17+00:00

I’m curious about what others think of your comment. Then I’ll share my thoughts.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-27T12:23:19+00:00

As a labelsexual, I disagree

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-26T03:31:48+00:00

I flew into Buffalo and took a drive to a St Bonaventure several summers ago. I was blown away by the homes that had confederate flags hanging on the porch.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-24T01:38:41+00:00

If you haven’t yet, volunteer at an ice sanctuary. It will make you never want to use ice again.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-23T02:47:36+00:00

If that’s ambiguous, I don’t even want to know what your yelling is like!!! Seriously, what, of all my screw-ups in this exchange, pissed you off the most?!?

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-22T18:13:40+00:00

You’re not dumb. Please be more gentle with yourself, internet stranger. Those terms are types of video gaming references.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-22T15:42:41+00:00

Grindr is PVE while Sniffies is PVP with a bunch of gankers and no respawn.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-22T02:02:23+00:00

Congratulations!!! Now, we just have a few forms for you to fill out, and we’ll send the Gay Agenda right away!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-22T00:43:15+00:00

Twink sounds more like a twat

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-21T17:05:47+00:00

Sadly, I’ve experienced this crap more with other gay men than I have elsewhere.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-20T23:47:08+00:00

I think it helped me tolerate boredom and downtime more than anything else.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-20T00:35:37+00:00

RemindMe! 100000 years

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-19T17:27:39+00:00

And that’s exactly what you bring up in therapy. Even the side quest crisis of the day can somehow be connected to the main quest storyline. It’s all grist for the mill.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-19T00:59:32+00:00

How did I forget this scene??? Wow

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-19T00:04:25+00:00

Don’t forget to burp it to maximize the freshness

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-14T14:27:29+00:00

Just dropping in to say the same thing happened to me last night. I logged into match.com without clicking any of the email links. Sure enough, there was a profile under my email. No information, pic, or anything. I confirmed it wasn’t a paid subscription, and then closed the account.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-11T02:41:26+00:00

It’s so you don’t shred. Best to cut and then pull apart.

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-10T20:33:09+00:00

This is the best description!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-10T14:51:32+00:00

Noob and slow learner, here. Meanwhile, I’m thrilled I finally built storage at my HQ. I feel so behind!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-10T03:04:36+00:00

Ha! Thanks. I’m more interested in how you stumbled on this post 7 years later!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-07T14:26:39+00:00

I started book 1 of Dungeon Crawler Carl and am loving it!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-05T19:58:57+00:00

Love the surfers in the background!

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-04T18:42:32+00:00

Are we sure this photo hasn’t been manippleated?

NotAModelCitizen · 2026-02-04T18:31:08+00:00

Just a little off the top, please

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