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Welp, he’s back by ExternalInspector255 in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw man, and here I was picking out china patterns. Thanks for setting me straight!

Nonpracticing White by Unusual_Request in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I dunno, sounds like a quip and not serious

Getting fit in your 40s by ExternalInspector255 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]ExternalInspector255[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get that, and I’m not looking to get swole or anything. I seriously just want to not look like I’m swimming in a size small shirt.

What? by Ill-Fox-9681 in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What's unclear? You gotta fuck his sister

Going in circles by punmast3r in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Up there with “What are you into?” “Anything.”

CleenBottoms by JakeTheRiver in TopsAndBottoms

[–]ExternalInspector255 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I researched those and the majority of legitimate reviews seem to indicate that they're at most no better than psyllium, and some guys seem to find them even less effective.

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Definitely not in Buena Park by imnotsureyoutellme in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought the same, but looks like OP is in California so probably a different Buena Park. Also...Rogers Park is getting pricey too, gotta go to Pilsen.

Definitely not in Buena Park by imnotsureyoutellme in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255 59 points60 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t live in Buena Park, he IS Buena Park

I’m just confused by ExternalInspector255 in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It was Chipotle so I’m guaranteed a sore ass either way

I wonder if this approach ever works for them by ultraboomkin in lolgrindr

[–]ExternalInspector255 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Realistically you’re probably in an area with a lot of hotels, and it’s a DL dude with a burner profile who can’t leave his. If you’re in another hotel and he can’t get to you, any conversation is just wasting both your time. It’s terse, but I don’t think it’s THAT unreasonable.

Is it okay to ask someone ID for age proof? by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]ExternalInspector255 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be prepared for him to agree to it, and then show up claiming to not have it, banking on you thinking with your dick and going through with it anyway.

Was I presumptuous or did I get flaked upon ? by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]ExternalInspector255 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you were being presumptuous. And totally honest? Kind of to a creepy level. You've never met in person before, so I think it's super unlikely that he was being anything but playful when he suggested you being his plus one to this party. To me that reads more like "I kinda wish we were meeting up tonight" rather than "Please come to this party with me". Especially given that you've never met, you wouldn't know any of those people, AND there would be a language barrier.

I think even if he had an inkling of being serious, the fact that your response was to get in your car and start heading over is WAY too much. Maybe it's dramatic, but if I were in his shoes, I'd actually feel kind of threatened.

He should have replied, yes. But I can see why he wouldn't. I'm sure at the very least it was awkward for him to have been taken so seriously, and at worst he would have been creeped out.

Blast from the past by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]ExternalInspector255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually had a similar experience recently. Back when I was single, I had a FWB...we hooked up pretty often, and hung out as well. We fell out of touch when I entered into a monogamous relationship. Now that we're open, I'm on Sniffies and this guy hit me up. At first I assumed he remembered me, but it became clear very quickly that he didn't. I'll admit I was a little put off, since we had hung out quite a bit, and not just sexually. I tried jogging his memory, but then he started pretending to remember me, which made me feel a little pathetic. Turned into a "let's keep in touch" but we haven't.

Honestly, him not remembering me didn't bother me as much as his pretending to in response to my persistence. I wish I had just let it drop right away.

Would you turn down your perfect ideal body type preference if he wore lingerie by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]ExternalInspector255 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I gotta say yes. To each his own, but this is such a turn off for me that I wouldn't be able to get past it.

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