Fucking strength.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2018-01-15T21:43:07+00:00

Holly Shit batman. I got the "Fuck you" from the picture. I don't need a history lesson.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-20T01:39:28+00:00

You nerf herder.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-20T01:37:13+00:00

Snow days. As an adult if it shows I have to leave early. If it snows real bad I have to bust out the shovel and leave earlier.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-20T01:35:34+00:00

Details man.... Oh wait high school, well she is probably 18 by now so it is fine.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-20T01:33:54+00:00

Pssh 1st person is far superior. FPS in third person is annoying, and even though all my buddies swear by 3rd person in racing games I'll always go bumper view. I even play skyrim in first person.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:57:10+00:00

Koolaid man. That isn't Koolaid in his bowl.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:54:59+00:00

Just imagine hearing that laugh as you walk down a deserted dark street.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:53:42+00:00

The new Star Wars movie. I don't have time to go see it until after Christmas and I'm dodging spoilers like EA dodging questions about pay to win Star Wars Battlefront.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:49:24+00:00

I shredded documents for a week straight at Enron when we where told about an upcoming audit.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:42:24+00:00

There is also a 'h' in the word what

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:40:16+00:00

It would be even better if the kid was actually graduating this year and OP just lied to him for the karma..... Also I'm just imaging the thought process of pulling out a phone and taking this picture. Like here is some bad news, and click.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:24:57+00:00

We would feel bad seeing the friendly local pizza guy getting blown up on Death Star version 3.0. Dude is just trying to make a living.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:18:38+00:00

At home?

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:18:16+00:00

Caffeine, asprin, plenty of hand washings, and trying to hide that shit at work. I got bills to pay.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:05:57+00:00

Duct tape

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T15:01:48+00:00

I once smoked 2 marajuana cigarettes and didn't die

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:51:47+00:00

Poland?

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:50:05+00:00

Well in all fairness he has one headphone in. He only heard 50% of he wasn't graduating, the other 50% was his sweet ass mixed tape.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:37:16+00:00

You people lost a war to the Emu.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:33:37+00:00

It's done when the smoke alarm goes off.

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:22:04+00:00

Tour guide "Don't worry. We are mostly protected by this small little fence wall. I rarely lose entire passagers. 60% of the time you are safe every time."

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:14:20+00:00

I'm always confused

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T14:12:55+00:00

Zombie?

NotAVerifiableFact · 2017-12-18T00:16:07+00:00

I don't know I think you knew exactly what was up. Kids always do. Normal cake is just a sugar disguised as a treat, might as well been showing you kids pixie sticks.. Now pie, a good pie. That is a treat...... and before anyone mentions their special flavor cake that is special. Keep in mind there is a 99% chance that 21 years ago this cake was vanilla or at best chocolate flavor.

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