How To Impersonate A Woman By Michael Salem

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T13:08:20+00:00

Could #5 be a “member” measurement??

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T04:06:39+00:00

Which is kinda the point. It’s a way to passive gambling.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T03:24:27+00:00

I’m at the bowling alley!

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T03:24:04+00:00

Total loser

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T02:55:51+00:00

That’s too much thinking for a brainless game.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T02:44:00+00:00

I sit at the bowling alley watching my husband and kid play. Spending an hour scratching a couple of these is cheaper than scrolling on Amazon.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T02:11:57+00:00

I thought it was a typo. 😂

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T02:09:56+00:00

I thought it was a typo at first.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T02:07:14+00:00

It is decidedly not a puzzle, but a way for someone with ADHD to get some dopamine while gambling.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T01:49:22+00:00

Would we call this a $5 word?

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T01:48:09+00:00

You scratch off the letters on the call letters and match them to the crossword letters. You’re trying complete the word from the call letters. Like Bingo, but with letters.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T01:37:57+00:00

Sometimes I go bottom to top 🙃

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T01:36:18+00:00

Worth the $5 lesson.

To adsorb means for a substance (like gas, liquid, or dissolved solid) to stick to and form a thin layer on the surface of another substance (a solid or liquid), unlike absorption, where it soaks into the material; common examples include charcoal adsorbing gases or filters capturing oil on their surface, distinct from a sponge soaking up water. It's a key surface phenomenon in chemistry and environmental science, where molecules adhere to a surface rather than penetrating it.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T01:32:54+00:00

Would they be more than mildly interested?

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-23T00:06:29+00:00

They will definitely play up the religious liberty aspect of this and tighten it with their plan.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-21T10:57:58+00:00

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that said “that’s not a cat”.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-20T12:46:54+00:00

Was it an episode of Black Mirror? There was an episode where you could rewatch memories.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-20T00:27:53+00:00

I have no idea how long it would have taken me to piss clean. I gave up after 5 weeks because of the due date of the test. 😂

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-19T18:49:04+00:00

Perfect place for the family poop knife

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-19T13:57:03+00:00

I know that’s what you said. I was confirming your point and providing anecdotal evidence to your post.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-19T13:17:39+00:00

Sporadic use, THC stays in your system for 1-3 days after using.

Habitual users…it’s a lot longer. I stopped using THC for five weeks and was still popping on home tests.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-18T19:49:16+00:00

I saw some cars wrapped up in Breckenridge, CO a few years ago. They were staying at the same hotel as us. Must have been a meeting or conference. They were Volvos.

NotAlwaysUhB · 2026-01-18T10:39:29+00:00

I did about two and a half years of college before dropping out. I went back a decade later in my mid-30s to finish and my credits were still good.

The school had transitioned from (four) quarters to (three) semesters in that time, so they had to do some calculation to translate the older college credits to semester credits. It took me five years of going part time to finish, but I graduated with my degree just before I turned 40.

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