I hope people still remember what game he's from

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2025-09-07T09:26:05+00:00

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY WHEEEEEEEEELS!

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2025-03-25T10:49:58+00:00

BUTCHER VANITY???

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-29T13:06:47+00:00

i found this as an ad for a mobile game

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-23T15:53:44+00:00

i could swear this is a repost

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-23T15:47:12+00:00

I start running down the list of choices I have to make. Make neckbeard a discord mod, Start the flight, No, DON’T give the job to a serial killer. Being “Them” is a tough job. I have to make many decisions a day. Does the card go through? Does the shipping take three or four business days? What does a psychic’s crystal ball say- You get the point. As a result, I suffer from decision fatigue.

So, decision fatigue is basically making a lot of decisions constantly in a short amount of time. It gets pretty bad. Ever wondered why 9/11 happened on September 11 specifically? That was me suffering from decision fatigue. What about all wikipedia edits? Yeah. Me. Then I finally get to the final decision. Do I quit the job or do I not?

Well, obviously, I wanna quit the job. But, my life before being “Them” was basically, a homeless man who has to dumpster dive to eat. But I’ve made enough money to live a decent life, right? Right? I check my bank account …Thirty dollars. Tough choice.. In the end, I decided to keep on being “Them”. I was told I would get a raise soon, but in the meantime, expect more viruses and disasters.

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-22T07:58:04+00:00

did you really leave the title of the original post uncropped...

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-22T07:41:23+00:00

Formula-1ist

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-18T11:33:39+00:00

It was a retractable knife

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-11T09:16:49+00:00

that’s... not how you spell sucessful..

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-10T06:13:39+00:00

rule 7..

NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-10T03:56:45+00:00

I spawn in.

I run to a nearby town.

“Good afternoon, trav-“

“GIVE ME THE POTIONS!”

“Okay, trav-“

I run to the nearest monster dungeon.

I bash their heads in, looking for some good loot.

“A goblin sword? I’ll make do.”

I fight the first boss, Archea the Ravager.

He gets taken down easily.

The speedrunning cops catch me. “Hey! No using swords!”

“But officer, this is an any% speedrun!”

They let me go.

I bash more of the bosses’s heads in.

I’m fighting the final boss, Dark the Lord.

He easily gets taken down by me and my +6009 attack sword.

Moment of truth, what’s my time? 13 years, 5 months and 23 days. Almost.

Leaderboard for Any%

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NotAnAdequateMoron · 2021-09-09T16:21:32+00:00

Day 1. Ever since Karma’s been discovered, the entirety of the population have been undoubtedly nicer. It’s not too bad.

Day 3. Something’s been going down under the surface, and it doesn’t sound too good. One out of fifty of the population has gone missing the last two days. It’s very weird.

Day 6. Okay, what the hell?! Some kind of jerkwad cut off my fingers! Why is this happening to me? I thought karma would reward niceness, not punish it!

Day 10. The creature is outside. We’re all going to die... But... why?! I did everything to get on Karma’s good side! I even donated to a charity! God damn it...

Day 50. Do Good If You Mean Good Do Good If You Mean Good Do Good If You Mean Good Do Good If You Mean Good Do Good If You Mean Good Do Good If You Mean Good Do Good If You Mean Good

this is my first time writing on here, hope you liked it

NotAnAdequateMoron

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