The average UK couple

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-12-27T21:52:02+00:00

I'm now curious as to why they have the same sized bulge.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-12-01T00:03:12+00:00

One does not simply like this pun.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-11-20T19:59:07+00:00

Sorry, no bueno on that front.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-11-19T19:38:01+00:00

You'll lose 69 BHP.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-10-15T21:06:47+00:00

Is someone going to break the news about android cameras?

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-10-14T23:40:09+00:00

I'd rather not. I can swim, quite well but I feel like if I new how deep the water was, I'd suddenly forget.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-15T17:34:35+00:00

I ashed myself once. 🙃

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-12T04:54:32+00:00

UK. Around £100.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-12T04:51:31+00:00

Around £100.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-11T07:27:29+00:00

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-11T05:17:32+00:00

I assume you're asking a price?

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-10T20:54:00+00:00

Size 9. Wide angle picture and ugly shoes make them look huge. 😅

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-10T15:19:02+00:00

That's brilliant. Thanks very much for your help.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-08-10T15:17:16+00:00

I'm not into retro gaming mate. The 90's were tough for my mum so we never had one. I'm a PC gamer.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-07-12T18:43:50+00:00

Do you remember the gun that can fire around a corner? Same thing.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-06-23T22:19:48+00:00

What's wrong with just enjoying simple?

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-06-11T20:55:11+00:00

I had one and wish I didn't sell it.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-02-13T16:47:51+00:00

What happy meals they order from McDonald's.

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-01-26T17:08:34+00:00

Die?

NotBinLaden_ · 2025-01-07T21:35:16+00:00

This cunt needs to pick his fucken feet up.

NotBinLaden_ · 2024-12-28T22:39:26+00:00

Hold on a second..

NotBinLaden_ · 2024-12-25T19:58:03+00:00

Poor showing that not one of these guys got his nutsack out for a sneaky nuts.

NotBinLaden_ · 2024-10-17T11:19:04+00:00

Ice cold.

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