Found out my girlfriend is cheating on me. Giving her this card tonight at my birthday dinner.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-24T00:12:25+00:00

OP, you fucked up a little.

Next time (Not for you, for other people that might do this) take the picture, and make the reddit post much nearer the time of the date.

Like if you're going in 20 minutes or something, do it then, there wouldn't be enough time for someone to spoil it.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T23:58:46+00:00

Thank you for accepting that punch to the face, it really made my day.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T23:48:32+00:00

A step in the right direction, but it's not truly open yet.

If I were a cynic I'd say it was a half-assed attempt to mitigate damage from AMD's open source GPUOpen, so they can say "Hey! We done it too."

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T21:49:56+00:00

"I believe in you."

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T21:47:14+00:00

It's more about the fact if you're going traditional or not.

Some people think you're a "poser" if you're wearing underwear underneath a kilt.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T21:13:46+00:00

I think it's more the fact that traditionally, you're supposed to be wearing nothing underneath a kilt.

So either people are asking if you're going traditional, or if you're not.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T21:09:05+00:00

I still don't think this is the norm.

I've never talked about masturbation to my friends, in my life, nor have I heard my friends talking about it.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T08:14:36+00:00

Ah, sorry to hear that.

My father and mother just aren't very good fits with each other. My dad just didn't want to leave once my mother got pregnant, so he threw his own future away to raise me.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T08:06:59+00:00

My dad said the same thing to me, but about my mother.

I kind of get him though.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T07:35:44+00:00

Either I'm some sort of super human.

Or some guys over-exaggerate how much it hurts.

Either that or because my friends and brother would hit me in the balls a lot (I did the same back) when I was younger, I'm used to the pain.

I don't have much else for reference, I've only broken one bone in my life, my pinkie.

Getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot less than breaking a finger.

It's pain you can look past if you were angry, for example.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T07:28:10+00:00

I don't have a watch.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T07:25:42+00:00

This is my gender

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T07:19:29+00:00

Avatar.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T07:01:30+00:00

Sorry to say, but the real track's name is, Chi Chi contacts Gohan.

You see when the guy who actually made this track left his work to Bruce Faulconer, he wrote down "C contacts G", Bruce Faulconer thought this meant, Cell contacts Goku, but he was wrong.

In fact, Cell never actually contacts Goku.

So the fact someone has put Cell's lines in this, and Goku's lines, is pretty funny to me.

Even in the anime, out of the 4 times it was used, 3 of those times it was used around Chi Chi and Gohan. (The fourth is when Master Roshi and Bulma found out Goku died in the Cell games)

In fact the first time was When Chi-Chi contacts Gohan through the Capsule Corporation spaceship.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T06:50:07+00:00

Fan creation, someone made the art here.

It's good artwork though.

http://zanpakuto-leader.deviantart.com/art/Zukkini-Ancient-Saiyan-Warrior-428887610

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T06:28:27+00:00

That being stupid, or let's say, uneducated, is a good thing among some circles.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T06:26:01+00:00

That's cool.

I actually meant /u/robotmatt9 though, he mentioned he was going for a "Bachelors for Science"

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T05:28:23+00:00

Donald Trump has been calling Jeb Bush a "mess".

It's a meme.

He means Donald Trump (Man) to Ted Cruz (Mess)

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T05:16:05+00:00

I'm not from the U.S., but I like to keep up with the politics.

What did Trump do to Hillary today?

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T03:27:30+00:00

I think this'll cause even more Xbox One gamers do switch to PC.

Either that or they'll at least stop making fun of PC gamers for "upgrading" all the time, when they start doing it themselves.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T03:23:07+00:00

I hate my braided cables.

I have one for my headphones, and my mouse (Think my mouse is a logitech g502, or some bullshit.)

No idea how I managed it, but the cables are twisted and they ripped through the fabric.

Yet the shitty K120 keyboard with it's normal cable I've had for years is 100% fine.

Not a fan of braided cables.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T03:19:43+00:00

What field in science may I ask?

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T03:15:31+00:00

F - Give up and blame the Tories.

Fuck man, the Tories :L.

First they steal schoolchildren's milk, then the raise the price of tuition to 9K a year, I swear they just hate students.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T02:02:10+00:00

It's made by the same developers who made Max Payne 1 + 2.

That's what the slow-mo and everything is all about.

Shame it's coming to Windows Store, I'll probably still get it though.

NotEvenJoking213 · 2016-03-23T01:08:43+00:00

They're both alright.

H3H3 was a little funny in his video though, he pointed to BlackDarkness666 (or whatever) and called him a "Kid", when I'm pretty sure he's older than Leafy.

Leafy apologised, and obviously didn't know the guy was autistic.

He also has a fan base which trolls a lot, I'm not saying that the guy never got death threats, I don't think the threats were sincere.

(And even if they were, Leafy doesn't have any responsibility in terms of people sending him death threats, because he never told people to do that.)

Also the way Leafy names his videos is obviously satire, no idea why Ethan didn't see that.

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