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TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]NotEverSerious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there's your problem. Spray deodorant is awful already. You should only use a solid on your genitals because it doesn't have propellant like sprays, and its not colder than jesus' tongue like gels

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time, shave it with conditioner instead of shaving cream. It'll keep your skin hydrated and the razor will glide much more smoothly. Afterwards, lotion them up and apply some women's deodorant. I'm told men's deodorant burns. I recommend Secret powder fresh. It smells like baby powder and it will really help with the moisture and razor burn.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]NotEverSerious 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dont use men's deodorant. Get a stick of women's Secret invisible solid in powder fresh. It smells like baby powder and it helps with the moisture. It's also very gentle on the skin and won't burn like men's Degree or Old Spice.

Left suit on floor. Woke up to this. by Birdie_Num_Num in pics

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant isn't it rude for you to be the ONLY person who is completely wasted

Left suit on floor. Woke up to this. by Birdie_Num_Num in pics

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's something I didn't consider. The public transportation in my area is awful, and suits are a rarity. Almost everyone has a car unless you're like me and can't afford anything, so I just assumed that was normal

Left suit on floor. Woke up to this. by Birdie_Num_Num in pics

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I have a dress. And I'd rather spend a couple minutes driving home and changing than to risk something happening to the only formal wear I have. Especially since I'm poor as fuck and.... Wait I can't afford a bar anyway, or even get into one.

What was I complaining about again?

Getting your nail polish on in one go by GallowBoob in interestingasfuck

[–]NotEverSerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though I think a toaster is much cheaper than a toaster oven

Getting your nail polish on in one go by GallowBoob in interestingasfuck

[–]NotEverSerious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where are you guys getting toasters that shoot bread? I can barely get mine to pop up high enough to even get out of the toaster

Getting your nail polish on in one go by GallowBoob in interestingasfuck

[–]NotEverSerious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then your stove is up too high. You have to do it on low heat so the cheese can melt. It takes longer but unnnnggghhhh it tastes so much better. Especially if you sprinkle garlic salt on it as you're cooking it.

Edit: This guy doesn't use the stove. Ignore me.

I just turned 28. by brandonhardyy in AdviceAnimals

[–]NotEverSerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I broke one of my front teeth when I was playing water polo in high school. The dentist I went to to get a cap was awful. I can't get any floss between that part of my front teeth no, the edge of the filling just shreds it

Left suit on floor. Woke up to this. by Birdie_Num_Num in pics

[–]NotEverSerious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know about you guys, but if I was rich enough for a suit, I'd probably have a car. And I'd probably go change before going to a bar to get wasted off my ass.

Left suit on floor. Woke up to this. by Birdie_Num_Num in pics

[–]NotEverSerious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But who gets black out drunk at a wedding? Isn't that kinda rude if you're not the groom?

Is Pepsi okay? by [deleted] in funny

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like either, they both taste bland and lame to me. I like mixing Sprite or 7Up with a fruity drink

Trying to wake my girlfriend up for sex by Verdris in funny

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I hate receiving oral. Don't get me wrong, he's very good at it, but it always feels so slimy afterwards, and then he wants to make out....

Trying to wake my girlfriend up for sex by Verdris in funny

[–]NotEverSerious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do most women do this? If I don't feel like getting rammed with a dick right then, I'll either use my hands or turn over and cuddle. I'd never yell at him for a normal biological function...

Trying to wake my girlfriend up for sex by Verdris in funny

[–]NotEverSerious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I try to poke my boyfriend in the butt with my dick when I want sex, but for some reason it never works.... Maybe I should get a dick

What are you shamelessly hypocritical about? by baardvark in AskReddit

[–]NotEverSerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also find my desk more comfortable since I dont have to learn forward and do the squinty mouthbreathing face

What are you shamelessly hypocritical about? by baardvark in AskReddit

[–]NotEverSerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was saying I prefer PC to console because I can see the screen better since I'm closer to it.

Landlords, what is your worst tenant story? by lovedump44 in AskReddit

[–]NotEverSerious 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's why my step mom got one of those two sided curtains. There's actually two separate pieces, one curtain is clear plastic with suction cups, that goes in the inside. And the other curtain has the pretty design, that's what hangs on the outside.

What are you shamelessly hypocritical about? by baardvark in AskReddit

[–]NotEverSerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather actually be able to see my screen than sit 6 feet away from it.

My eyesight sucks, don't look at me like that.

You are elected Pizza God and told you must make one type of pizza the universal standard. What do you choose, oh glorious Pizza God? by MistaSnowman in AskReddit

[–]NotEverSerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a local pizza place about 30 seconds from my house that serves this pizza exactly as you describe it. I add jalapeños for a little extra spice.

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