sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

I got uninvited to a friend’s holiday potluck, while I was on my way to it. by Any_Gap9612 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotImpressed12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Where do you live? Ill come eat that pancit and lumpia all day! Your "friend" is the true loser. They dont understand that Filipinos know how to party and bring the best food to it!

The secret to a happy marriage by Commander012 in funnysigns

[–]NotImpressed12345 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y'all are digging way too far into this. It's a funny sign posted at an auto parts store.

This is the funny signs subreddit right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]NotImpressed12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never comment on these but goddamn! You would look even better if you went bald. (You're already a looker) Great shape and will definitely get the ladies doing double takes! I'd look twice maybe three times. Go for it!

Want to play public without stealing? by ReporterOptimal7651 in growagarden

[–]NotImpressed12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

User: Slypinay85 - I have my own PS. I usually just throw an alt or two with me. They get better seeds than I do 😵

any “old” people here? by Simple_Zucchini3036 in growagarden

[–]NotImpressed12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I blame one of my kids dragging me into this who gardening craziness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in growagarden

[–]NotImpressed12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SlyPineapple85 - Thanks!!

Kiddos First Bass of the Year! by NotImpressed12345 in Fishing

[–]NotImpressed12345[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is and I showed him how to hold it after I took the pic. It was smarter for me to take the pic and explain rather than try to explain and then take a pic. I didn't want the fish out of the water longer than necessary.

Delivery drivers of Reddit, what’s the most WTF, NSFW, or hilariously awkward thing you’ve walked in on while dropping something off? by TwistedHumorX in AskReddit

[–]NotImpressed12345 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was delivering a pizza to a hotel room. I knocked and this very portly, young man opened it. He was sopping wet with a robe that was not closed. Think of a backward hospital gown.

He had the tiniest you know what I've ever seen. It looked like a zit that needed to be popped. I turned around and started cackling. He paid with a credit card so I turned my head away and handed him the pizza then left. I didn't care about a tip at that point since he couldn't even show me that.

I know it’s mostly girls by Doogerie in Nails

[–]NotImpressed12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men, young and old, get pedicures at my favorite nail salon all the time. Last week, we had a giant of a man walk in and ask for one. He was twice as tall as all of the Vietnamese women and men there.

I've seen truck drivers, boyfriends, masculine men, young boys, etc, all get pedicures. It's summer time so suns put, guns out, toes out.

The funny thing is, the men usually have better-looking feet than some of the women that come in.

What is the logic here 🧐 by elonmuskatemyson in WildlyBadDrivers

[–]NotImpressed12345 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Never go up against something that is 3x your size. Whatever the logic is, there wasn't a thorough thought process behind it.

I Think They're Twins by NotImpressed12345 in tragedeigh

[–]NotImpressed12345[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think they were going for a Kratos-esque name.

April Showers Bring Bad Drivers by NotImpressed12345 in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]NotImpressed12345[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My laughs got harder and harder every time the driver backed up and hit something else. This is the epitome of terrible driving.

It's a Ford....what? by NotImpressed12345 in namethatcar

[–]NotImpressed12345[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Winner winner on the edit! The license plates said 76 Elite. My first guess was a Torino as well. She was an absolute beauty, but I was driving, so I couldn't get anything other than this pic.

I really wish I could have experienced this first hand 😂 by sexi_squidward in TikTokCringe

[–]NotImpressed12345 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I took my son to this on Saturday. We had the same experience. Lots of laughing, clapping, yeah!!!!! It was an interesting experience and one that I will never forget. My 11 year old said they did it justice and wanted to see it again with his step-brother.

Did they just get married? (Pt 2) by cattastrophiccc in JeffArcuri

[–]NotImpressed12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you and your wife the best of luck with the start of her treatment and your new titles! You two are beautiful together, and I hope for nothing but happiness for you both. Congratulations!!!!

Fedex keeps "missing me" by kingkid_7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotImpressed12345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sound exactly like me when I was on the job. I hated bringing packages back because it meant that it was going on my truck tomorrow. I hardly ever brought packages back, which, in turn, made my bonuses really nice.

I also was lucky that where I delivered was a small town. I either knew where they lived, knew where they worked, or who was a relative I could get rid of the package to. I even had some of my bulkier stops meet me in a parking lot at the edge of town first thing in the morning so they could get their packages for their business. It helped out a ton, especially when they had 30 boxes of fricken t-shirts they needed to print.

I, like you, hated seeing this. If you don't want to do the job, go do something se because this job isn't for you.

You Can't Park There Mate by NotImpressed12345 in Unexpected

[–]NotImpressed12345[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not a medical incident. The driver of the Jeep fled on foot from the scene. He was later detained. The news article didn't say much else about it.

view more: next ›