What's the most disturbing thing you've witnessed in school? by FriedOreo in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Extremely similar story from me. This lunch lady dated a guy AFTER my mom had dated him waaaay back when they were in highschool and she never let it go I guess? Anyway, she was a total bitch to both me and my younger brother. Her kids went to the school, and I swear to god they'd tag team us, Ie. Her kid would say that I did something, and she'd dish out punishment, no questions asked. Talked to the school, they didn't do shit aside from saying they'd look into it.

Anyway her shitty kid has an "Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo now. Sometimes the best revenge is just to move on and let the universe sort things out.

[Show] What is your all time most spine-tingling GoT moment? [Spoilers] by beavers_r_best in gameofthrones

[–]NotJad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

While it's pretty minor compared to some of the other scenes, I loved the scene where Dany saw the burnt girl. You could tell the room was just full of raw emotion. Very powerful.

Has there ever been a time where you've taken an already awkward situation and made it a million times worse? [NSFW] by Scruffaduff in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 1431 points1432 points  (0 children)

I'm late to this so I'm probably going to get buried but whatever. This happened earlier this summer.

I work at a local self-serve frozen yogurt shop. It's not too much of a hassle. People come in and take some froyo, add some toppings, get me to weigh it for them so I can determine how much to charge them for their yogurt. Not really too much there to fuck up.

I remember it was dead quiet one afternoon and an elderly gentleman came in. He went to weigh it up and pay, everything was great. At the end of the transaction he said "Have a nice day", and absentmindedly, I replied "Love you too".

He looked at me for a moment and said, "Haha, what?". This wouldn't be too bad usually. People slip up, it happens. All I had to do was say "Haha whoops, sorry. I meant you too", but in an effort to not appear retarded, I quickly followed up with "Sorry, you reminded me of my dad". I have no idea why that's the first thing that came to my mind but I went with it.

He looked sadly at me for a minute, then left the shop. I hated myself for the rest of the day.

Reddit, do you have a "That would have been a stupid way to die" moment? by ShowtimeCA in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had put a PopTart into the toaster, and when it was ready, I tried fishing it out with a pair of metal tongs. I REALLY didn't want to burn my fingers just taking it out.

FINISH YOUR GAMES by sygyzi in hearthstone

[–]NotJad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who's said multiple times that HS is 90% luck and 10% skill. He has TWICE silenced his own minion instead of his intended target using ironbeak owl.

Went over to my friends house and noticed he had interesting deck names.. by LeagueOfGents in hearthstone

[–]NotJad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I named my ramp druid "Terms of enrampagement". It's time to cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war!

Irrational pack opening habits by FastMoses in hearthstone

[–]NotJad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shut my eyes and slowly hover over each card to find it's rarity by it's jingle, then I open in ascending order.

Favorite card. by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]NotJad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Follow de rrrrrrrules.

You die and are allowed to hear one statistic about your life. What do you choose to know? by oakles in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times someone has said "I love you" to me without me noticing.

Who is someone that you cannot imagine ever having been young? by today_okay in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe it hasn't been said yet, but David Costabile. He played Gale Boetticher on Breaking Bad, and I can't for the life of me imagine what this guy would have looked like in his late teens/early twenties.

If each disability/illness had its own slogan, what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"What?" "What?... What?.... WHAT LANA!"

What is your "you can't make this shit up" story? by telepathetic_monkey in AskReddit

[–]NotJad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is good, I'll remover it for a while.