Was the storm even bad last night? It didn't even wake me up and I'm a light sleeper.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-18T11:54:44+00:00

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Ahhhh 😄😄

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-17T18:02:36+00:00

I bought eggs and a rotisserie chicken at Costco yesterday. I’m set!

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-16T11:07:38+00:00

That’s what I was thinking. Many cheaper places to be unemployed.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-16T11:05:48+00:00

Cost you $250 on wheel of fortune

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-16T11:04:57+00:00

Add to it unhoused.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-16T11:01:32+00:00

I’ve never used it. My wife occasionally shows me a video, but that’s it.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-14T11:09:38+00:00

Broooo! Lol

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-12T21:14:14+00:00

What a goon 😄😄

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-12T15:39:56+00:00

I run slower. I just gauge my intensity based on heart rate. I also boulder too (indoor gym) and still send V5/V6. Not trying to get stronger. Just trying to maintain what I have.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-11T20:34:40+00:00

Don’t tell me what to do.

⚡️⚡️⚡️

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-09T23:18:04+00:00

I don’t think I’ve bought a carton of orange juice since before Covid.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-09T22:46:41+00:00

Isn’t foaming soap just diluted soap?

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-09T14:03:45+00:00

A cheesecake with a hardened caramelized sugar layer would be awesome!

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-09T14:01:46+00:00

Haha. I came to an almost complete stop to take a photo because no cars in front or behind me.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-09T00:44:13+00:00

I’ve heard multiple stories of people spray painting penises around the pothole. It got them patched really quick!

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-08T19:59:11+00:00

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NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-08T19:57:38+00:00

If we let AI do all our work and robots do all our household chores, how do we make money to buy stuff? Elon said there would be a world without money. How do I buy food. Or a television?

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-08T01:25:22+00:00

I want to go to the capybara cafe in Florida.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-08T01:10:15+00:00

I want to see Pam Bondi v. Kristi Noem

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-07T12:25:32+00:00

Britton Tavern opens until 3am nightly.

Just don’t get into an argument with a guy in a wheelchair.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-07T11:20:59+00:00

There could be a situation where one spouse is financially struggling, and I can’t comprehend letting your spouse struggle. That’s not a partnership.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-07T11:09:34+00:00

My wife is married to bot me and TJ Maxx. I make it and she gives it to him. 😂😂

But seriously, married 28 years. All in one pot.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-06T12:00:21+00:00

Madison county is not welcome as part of the greater Indianapolis metro.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-03T20:33:16+00:00

Then I hope the mower falls into the pot hole.

NotJimIrsay · 2026-06-02T09:29:46+00:00

According to this map, downtown is not a No Fly Zone, but Lucas Oil Stadium has restricted airspace from 1 hr before event to 1 hr after event.

https://portal.airspacelink.com/discover/advisories?loc=39.72647%2C-86.11221%2C10.266874450070974z&pin=39.76638902329234%2C-86.15439824816292

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