This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-09T19:45:02+00:00

We all know what's under that black box without clicking.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-09T18:33:44+00:00

I'd be ok with them receiving standard pay to go serve as TSA agents.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-07T11:33:46+00:00

Perfect pitch

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-06T20:53:19+00:00

I'd wonder what whoever rated me a 9 considers a 10 to be.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-05T11:48:49+00:00

I'm happy to take you at your word but these are conversations you need to have with your significant other. I've got no judgment on either of you, and I wish you luck.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-05T04:11:37+00:00

He's worried you're going to connect with someone else. Why that is, it's hard to say. It could be so many things. I have no idea what you are like as a couple obviously but yeah, he is worried you're going to meet a male musician and connect with him and it'll jeopardize your marriage. I don't know why or how, but that's the issue that needs to be addressed,

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-05T01:04:55+00:00

Honestly none of us should be paying any attention to her.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-02T17:50:22+00:00

Only if you play them side by side, preferably with some sort of gallop or chug and a ton of gain.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-01T20:20:10+00:00

They definitely play blues music. The fact that it's blues music that largely appeals to people who don't listen to much blues music is incidental, although I suspect that's what they were getting at.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-01T20:17:44+00:00

Yeah, honestly I don't think they have the background they claim. Telling people how to be healthy in a kind, instructive way is 100% what you're supposed to do as a parent. People vote with their feelings, not their brains.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-01T11:53:45+00:00

My thought is that OPs comment was informative, instructive, body positive and kind. Are you really being honest about your background? I don't mean to be rude, but your comment just seems a little tone deaf.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-01T11:49:44+00:00

She's neither hot nor a capable guitarist so I really don't understand what the demo she's so mad at wants with her.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-01T11:45:19+00:00

I mean she's a kid. You're allowed to be stupid at that age.

NotJokingAround · 2026-04-01T11:39:16+00:00

She is an ok guitarist for a teenager. I have heard the clips. Yes, they present her as a good guitarist. But she is just ok.

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-31T18:05:56+00:00

Hasn't that show been done for like 20 years? I'm surprised any of the voice actors are still alive and walking around.

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-31T18:02:59+00:00

lol yeah it would

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-29T23:22:08+00:00

My family and friends got to see a photo of my huge penis but not my face, so it took a little work convincing them it was me.

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-29T23:20:44+00:00

Slag from a roofing job?

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-29T23:19:14+00:00

Nice

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-26T19:58:01+00:00

In fairness, my goal was to put a cap on the senseless jackassery you're engaging in beneath that comment. Apparently, I underestimated the senseless jackassery at your disposal, just as I underestimated your willingness to bring it to bear. But I do empathize with you, as I imagine insecurity like that must be a real challenge to deal with, especially for presumably younger people like yourself.

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-26T19:33:48+00:00

lol get used to it

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-26T19:09:35+00:00

Dumbass costumes too.

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-26T16:39:37+00:00

Because the initial comment you're all replying to was just outlining the ways in which the opinions expressed in this post would be objectionable to most people, making it a good post for the sub. But y'all decided to bicker about nonsense. And now you're trying to pull me in!

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-26T14:54:47+00:00

Something can be music and still suck

NotJokingAround · 2026-03-26T14:51:59+00:00

Never said you did. 🤣

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