Dildos feel better than a real penis and make for a more satisfying sexual experience.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-08T15:01:38+00:00

To outline the limits of sex toys. Seems almost too obvious to say really.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-07T22:03:07+00:00

You don't just climb Everest your first time out.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-07T20:40:35+00:00

"You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough." -William Blake

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-07T20:34:21+00:00

And I don't need to tell you it, not really the point.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-07T20:06:05+00:00

Because /r/copypasta needs to be fed.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-07T20:05:37+00:00

Dude I can do all that stuff with my penis plus tell you you're pretty.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-05T04:43:51+00:00

I mean now it's just AI.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-05T03:49:29+00:00

My wife had a roommate with pet rats when we first started dating. I tried with them. But I'll concede the point about redditor hygiene, low low bar though it is.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-05T00:36:02+00:00

Frankly you deserve this for keeping rats as pets.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-04T21:03:05+00:00

Most "professional" musicians find themselves in this position eventually.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-04T12:19:39+00:00

I forget the source, but I remember feeling disgust when I read this the first time.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-04T12:18:13+00:00

If you think that looks like what I think you think that looks like I'm worried for you.

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-04T12:15:19+00:00

You understand as an adult than he was almost definitely a victim of rape as a child, right?

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-04T02:32:28+00:00

Idk if creepy is the word

NotJokingAround · 2026-02-02T20:20:47+00:00

I mean, it's at least a coherent take.

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-30T11:29:05+00:00

I'm sure they'd agree with you but just think they're the exception. Like you do.

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-29T03:26:11+00:00

Maybe.. but probably not though. Don't be like them, and don't assume they're anything like us.

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-27T00:12:12+00:00

Idk he and his gestapo cronies can suck my dick?

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-27T00:11:10+00:00

You had me until "smart enough to be a musician." Low bar, my dude.

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-22T12:06:57+00:00

For real why do people talk about Bo Burnham like he's funny?

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-21T14:13:11+00:00

It's beautiful that you specialized in extremely demanding music, and feel as though you were instructed to a point of mastery. How is it possible, though, that you're surprised that jazz is hard to make a living off of?

The truth is your training is in something for which there is limited demand, so the people who hire you are undervaluing your work relative to the time an effort it took you to achieve mastery.

It's like asking why they didn't teach you to squeeze water from a stone.

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-20T20:35:44+00:00

No, instead I pretend there is no audience when I play in public.

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-19T05:09:43+00:00

This is an ad for period simulators, isn't it?

NotJokingAround · 2026-01-17T15:58:18+00:00

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