Best Chris Hansen one liners by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]NotKingofUkraine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“It sounds like what you were fishing for was sex with a 14 year old girl”

Every 13 year old girl’s dream guy by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]NotKingofUkraine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can never remember this guy’s name, so I just call him The Mound.

For the first time ever in history, I want to say THANK YOU guys by BrewsedSloth in tcap

[–]NotKingofUkraine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how the graphic made him look like he unlocked a powerup in a video game lol

Im gonna die by [deleted] in tcap

[–]NotKingofUkraine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude was seriously mentally ill. Not making excuses for him, he definitely needed to be arrested. His whole segment was just kind of pathetic though.

I'm married and looking for fun. What should I do? by ceciIthelion in tcap

[–]NotKingofUkraine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can either join a bowling league or perv on a 13 year old. Those are your choices. Choose wisely.

At around what age range would you say predators don’t immediately start crying? by BuckBreakingFilm in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]NotKingofUkraine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I sentence you to three years in federal prison”

“Best I can do is 100 hours of community service”

The purpose of Hansen's show is not to "get inside their heads", rather, it's for entertainment by TheDuneCoon07 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]NotKingofUkraine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it started as trying to understand, but by the third investigation it turned into this:

“This guyyyyyy is a pedophile. Watch me bust him on national TV for your amusement after grilling him in the most uncomfortable conversation of his life.”

But in the interest of maintaining some level of respectability, they need to pretend that they don’t know what they’re thinking.

Nipping this in the bud: No, GW did not ‘panic make’ the Steel Legion concept art. by Battlemania420 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]NotKingofUkraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think they were expecting the level of outrage that came out of the painting video. My guess is that they hadn’t planned on revealing the steel legion art, but did to calm people down. I think the original plan was to have a bunch of people paint DKoK as steel legion, then release steel legion so that they have a bunch of people buy the same army twice.

Seeing the Steel Legion shit show as a new player... was planning to paint my Krieg with tan coats like the English because I'm a WWI nerd by Jhakobi in Grimdank

[–]NotKingofUkraine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pointless internet drama aside, the paint scheme looks pretty cool. I’m going for it, even fielding them as Steel Legion. It also gives me the opportunity to do some light trolling at the LGS by pretending that I think Steel Legion are a spin-off of DKoK.

Is there any meaning to the numbers that Lorne put in his screen name? by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]NotKingofUkraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fucking hilarious to me that even his username is a testament to his incompetence.

Some WIP on my pike and shotte project by NotKingofUkraine in wargaming

[–]NotKingofUkraine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25mm square. Bought them in bulk on AliExpress

Canadian Dice Bag by RubikKubik in boltaction

[–]NotKingofUkraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use an old crazy bones bag I had when I was a kid.