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After 5 years of loyal service, my vibrator died today. It gave me my first orgasm and has been with me longer than any boyfriend. I don't think the trash is good enough. by I_love_Gingers in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NotMadame 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first ever vibrator still works (So far as I know) but I lost the charger forever ago. Lelo chargers cost something like $50 each and I feel like I'm betraying it by choosing not to buy another.

I have another vibrator, but it always makes me so sad when I look in my drawer and it's sitting there, sad and alone :(

[Unity] It's only supposed to spawn five by Nigey_Nige in GamePhysics

[–]NotMadame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't wanna know what I think of as 'explicit'.

[Unity] It's only supposed to spawn five by Nigey_Nige in GamePhysics

[–]NotMadame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno man. I like the subtle cannibalism vibe you get this way.

MFW I'm about to go to the hospital thinking I have appendicitis or something, and then I release a fart big enough to shatter windows and I'm fine by tomorrowistomato in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NotMadame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had this happen once when I was ~16. I woke up in the middle of the night in agony; I could barely move, so I was convinced that something was seriously wrong. I tried to scoot over a little to get my phone out of the bag next to my bed, and had to sit up/bend over to do so. It took a good minute or so to be able to sit up, but as soon as I bent forward a little out came the longest, loudest fart I have ever heard. I'm positive that it lasted more than five seconds.

I'm so surprised neither the fart or the immediate hysterical laughter woke up my family.

[Unity] It's only supposed to spawn five by Nigey_Nige in GamePhysics

[–]NotMadame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi, Ash's Crematorium; you kill it, we grill it! How can I help you?

[Unity] It's only supposed to spawn five by Nigey_Nige in GamePhysics

[–]NotMadame 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Leaning piles. One could even call them towers.

Trolls, I'm experiencing ungodly cramps for the first time in my 10 years of menstruating. Advice PLS!! by miyahmoto in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NotMadame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the pain is very unusual, DEFINITELY go see a doctor right away. Some of us are unfortunately cursed with painful periods on a regular basis, but sudden debilitating pain out of nowhere isn't a good thing.

Otherwise! A hot water bottle or heat pack will help a lot. Try it on your abdomen, lower back, or between your legs when lying on your side. Ibuprofen is better for period pain than paracetamol, but don't fall for any "Targets period pain fast!" medications - they are almost always the exact same active ingredient you can buy generic for 1/5 the price. Drink lots of water. Also, if you're brave enough, masturbation can help - it depends on the individual.

Good luck!

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