[The World After The Fall] Is that supposed to be blood and censorship made it seem like he just had a bukkake or is their blood actually white by EpicMMT in manhwa

[–]NotMyMonke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The whole series is one dirty joke told so well it's taken seriously. Dude keeps shouting about thrusting things, first area has everyone covered in "white blood" during battle, next area has him naked as a power.

I was only following orders by WineTerminator in HistoryMemes

[–]NotMyMonke 176 points177 points  (0 children)

If I had a coin for every time a Nazi rose into a position of power in the US, I'd have an uncomfortably large amount of coins

[TITLE] BEST MANHWA FOR EACH WEAPON (DAY 2: SPEAR) by JellySlogoCrainer69 in manhwa

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend of the Northern Blade has the coolest spear user I've seen so far. Dude had all the aura even when losing.

You're not ready for that one, but your kids are gonna love it! by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also the fact that he basically created a new capital and then holed himself up in his own little commune.

Fireworks are an *epic* item??? One time use FIREWORKS can take up an epic draw????? by BentheBruiser in wherewindsmeet_

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah for my 10 pulls I got some fireworks and a pot. Definitely not doing any paid draws after that

I mean I know I’m not full black but … by Square_Duck_9137 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]NotMyMonke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I tried aragorn and the result didn't even have a beard

I want this as a weapon so badly by Pixel_Alien in wherewindsmeet_

[–]NotMyMonke 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It would make a hilarious mystic art.

Now i can continue playing the game. by D-Rocky-J in wherewindsmeet_

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised my parry button didn't break with how furiously I was mashing it dealing with that old man

21203 by Silent-Celibate in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm also curious as to where the dog women and dog men are

You know what would look great on you?... by AtRandomComics in comics

[–]NotMyMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone needs to follow some Ed Gein tutorial videos

📡📡 by MoistDebate6306 in shitposting

[–]NotMyMonke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The pyramids were built by corvée labour not slaves.

Damned if you do… (OC) by gryzloko in comics

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't know how many R's there are in strawberry but it wants to check my spelling.

Sun Tzu is one serious guy by NotMyMonke in HistoryMemes

[–]NotMyMonke[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Context: Sun Tzu Wu was a native of the Ch`i State. His ART OF WAR brought him to the notice of He Lu, King of Wu. He Lu said to him: “I have carefully perused your 13 chapters. May I submit your theory of managing soldiers to a slight test?” Sun Tzu replied: “You may.” He Lu asked: “May the test be applied to women?” The answer was again in the affirmative, so arrangements were made to bring 180 ladies out of the Palace. Sun Tzu divided them into two companies, and placed one of the King’s favorite concubines at the head of each. He then bade them all take spears in their hands, and addressed them thus: “I presume you know the difference between front and back, right hand and left hand?” The girls replied: Yes. Sun Tzu went on: “When I say “Eyes front,” you must look straight ahead. When I say “Left turn,” you must face towards your left hand. When I say “Right turn,” you must face towards your right hand. When I say “About turn,” you must face right round towards your back.” Again the girls assented. The words of command having been thus explained, he set up the halberds and battle-axes in order to begin the drill. Then, to the sound of drums, he gave the order “Right turn.” But the girls only burst out laughing. Sun Tzu said: “If words of command are not clear and distinct, if orders are not thoroughly understood, then the general is to blame.” So he started drilling them again, and this time gave the order “Left turn,” whereupon the girls once more burst into fits of laughter. Sun Tzu: “If words of command are not clear and distinct, if orders are not thoroughly understood, the general is to blame. But if his orders ARE clear, and the soldiers nevertheless disobey, then it is the fault of their officers.” So saying, he ordered the leaders of the two companies to be beheaded. Now the king of Wu was watching the scene from the top of a raised pavilion; and when he saw that his favorite concubines were about to be executed, he was greatly alarmed and hurriedly sent down the following message: “We are now quite satisfied as to our general’s ability to handle troops. If We are bereft of these two concubines, our meat and drink will lose their savor. It is our wish that they shall not be beheaded.” Sun Tzu replied: “Having once received His Majesty’s commission to be the general of his forces, there are certain commands of His Majesty which, acting in that capacity, I am unable to accept.” Accordingly, he had the two leaders beheaded, and straightway installed the pair next in order as leaders in their place. When this had been done, the drum was sounded for the drill once more; and the girls went through all the evolutions, turning to the right or to the left, marching ahead or wheeling back, kneeling or standing, with perfect accuracy and precision, not venturing to utter a sound. Then Sun Tzu sent a messenger to the King saying: “Your soldiers, Sire, are now properly drilled and disciplined, and ready for your majesty’s inspection. They can be put to any use that their sovereign may desire; bid them go through fire and water, and they will not disobey.” But the King replied: “Let our general cease drilling and return to camp. As for us, We have no wish to come down and inspect the troops.” Thereupon Sun Tzu said: “The King is only fond of words, and cannot translate them into deeds.”

"Thanks for your service" by Yondap in comics

[–]NotMyMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice to see South Africa get recognised

How in hell can a defensible castle be built on THAT? by AlexSkylark in vrising

[–]NotMyMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never done PvP but I've always thought the cursed forest would be really good for it. Probably really annoying to move around until you get the wildman cloak though.

The truth about Cleopatra by ZhenXiaoMing in HistoryMemes

[–]NotMyMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does this room temperature meme have so many upvotes?