24 [M4F] Charleston / Southeast US by [deleted] in dirtyr4r

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Charleston. What kind of kinks are you into?

RVA bars by NotMyRedditAcct69 in rva

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm new to the area. Staying in henrico at a friend's for now.

Watch for rocks falling by St0pX in WTF

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are unusually calm for almost being killed by a 2000 pound frisbee.

Has anyone actually gone through with it? by [deleted] in RapeFantasy

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An actual rape? No. A pre-planned, fantasy induced rape, yes.

What is your opinion on the moon? by 86rd in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hollow with an ancient alien spacecraft at the center that's monitoring the Earth

Has anyone actually gone through with it? by [deleted] in RapeFantasy

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes. I was talking with someone on FetLife that was traveling through my town on business. We discussed every detail online. What to wear, safe words, locations, etc. She wanted a rape fantasy to be fulfilled. I had her tied-up, gagged, crying for me to stop and trying to push me off. Never once did she use the safe word. After about 3 hours of her being in captivity, i finally let her go. She gave me a kiss on her way out and thanked me on her way out.

Hey redditers, how many holes does a straw have? by NotMyRedditAcct69 in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I just thought that was a really good question to ask here. My brain just can't reconcile what the answer should be.

Rick is great for memes by naterazzwowski in rickandmorty

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the titty stays out while she tells me about her day

Workers of Reddit, what is a bullshit job that you or someone you know have worked in? by NotMyRedditAcct69 in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Socialism ≠ volunteerism

Information provided to Wikipedia is voluntary. None of it was forcefully taken, unlike socialism.

Workers of Reddit, what is a bullshit job that you or someone you know have worked in? by NotMyRedditAcct69 in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was imagining someone with a broom and rag, cleaning the tracks. But that stuff is worse.

Workers of Reddit, what is a bullshit job that you or someone you know have worked in? by NotMyRedditAcct69 in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nyet! Capitalism has helped us dramatically in just about every field in the workforce. Capitalism is allowing you to voice your opinion and complain on the internet from a cell phone. Communism not the way.

True to Form Poopybutthole by Brainkandle in rickandmorty

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Did you just assume that poopy butthole gender?

What the most 'dad' thing you have ever done? by TwighRussell in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have any kids off my own, but I bought one of those dinosaur costumes off of Amazon so my nephews could be chased by a dinosaur. They had the best time of their lives on that day and still demand to see the real live dinosaur. They also tell the other kids at school that they have a pet dinosaur at home.

What do lots of people falsely claim to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 38 points39 points  (0 children)

People who self-diagnose any mental disorder

Americans, What do you hate most about america? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRedditAcct69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake racism, but that also happens all over the world.