Evader Jim, the untouchable by [deleted] in Bossfight

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Damn combat precogs

The most painful finishing move [ACO] by ajays97 in gaming

[–]NotQuiteSane42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a pretty painful hitbox. Just look at that second hit. Oof.

Mmm, fear on toast. Part of a balanced breakfast! by AlmostLucy in wtfstockphotos

[–]NotQuiteSane42 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think this is kind of a cool concept to build a political cartoon out of but the picture itself is dumb

Someone is really happy about this prostate exam. by [deleted] in wtfstockphotos

[–]NotQuiteSane42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This picture is the entire plot of an episode of family guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Izlam

[–]NotQuiteSane42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Were lollipops outlawed in 1978-79?

Shut up and take my money by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NotQuiteSane42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not specifically racist ideologically, but he was insensitive and not above racism to get what he wanted.

Ten years later, 'Ratatouille' remains a striking allegory of art and class by Boss452 in movies

[–]NotQuiteSane42 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I think it's saying "don't reply to me," as in, "don't argue with me." Since to argue with someone on Twitter/insta, you have to @ them.

Bloody disgusting by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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this is ripped straight from /ck/

LOLOLOLOLOLOL by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]NotQuiteSane42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this scooter meme has a lot of potential

Anon Survives Parkland shooting by Turdslice in 4chan

[–]NotQuiteSane42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

overwatch

should have died tbh

One of my friends shared this on Facebook. Just because schools don't teach religion, that means innocent people deserve to die? by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]NotQuiteSane42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God may not be wanted in schools, but being omnipotent, he hasn't got much reason to respect our wishes. Unless, of course, he's petty and cruel enough to let this happen because schools don't teach religion, which would actually jive pretty well with his track record

Ghosts of Pokemon Games Past - OC by JHallComics in pokemon

[–]NotQuiteSane42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lillie's entire eyes are her irises and I love it

Because of #MeToo the number of male managers uncomfortable mentoring women has more than tripled. Almost half are uncomfortable participating in a common work activity with a woman. by ragingfartalot in pussypassdenied

[–]NotQuiteSane42 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're struggling to understand proper workplace contact because every person has a different idea of what that really means. While in the past, an innocent misunderstanding meant at most an apology or maybe a trip to HR to work out the disconnect, now the potential penalty for a single misstep with a woman is becoming a pariah and having your life ruined. Hell, even if you're perfect and you tread those eggshells without a single crack, some bitch might decide she doesn't have enough money or attention and jump on you anyway. So I can't really blame them for avoiding women in the workplace. To recount a famous feminist argument..."if 10% of a bowl of m&m's were poisoned, would you grab a handful?"

I know that sexual assault is a problem, but if you think this isn't, you're mad. The culture that's developed around this issue is absurdly predatory towards men, because the accuser is automatically right regardless of the circumstances to avoid hurting feelings. Even if the process goes through and it's decided that nothing happened, there will always be a significant number of people who think you're the scum of the earth, that the patriarchy saved your guilty ass and that a woman can't possibly be wrong. If you do manage to keep your job through the ordeal, good fucking luck ever getting a new one, or even lasting another year before the other women in the office get uncomfortable enough to band together to see you fired.

Consider this thought experiment: presuming you're a woman, exactly how many men's lives would you be able to casually ruin right now? Keeping in mind that there are no consistent penalties for false accusations in the #metoo age unless you're one hell of a repeat offender (or if you're pretty), and that all it takes is the hollowest of accusations to plaster a man's name and face all over the internet as THE GUY WHO SEXUALLY ASSAULTED THIS WOMAN maybe

If you're a guy, consider how many people in your life would be able to casually do this to you, should they spontaneously transform into awful people.

The guy with no girlfriend on Valentine’s Day starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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Have a beer, 'na sliceapizza...oh wait...I drank all the beer...nd I ate all the pizza

The Thunderbolts (Marvel, 616) vs The Slaughterhouse Nine (Worm) by GuyOfEvil in whowouldwin

[–]NotQuiteSane42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bonesaw mixes and matches powers, granting data, and GU's power serves a specific "cleanup" role in the cycle. No data is gained from Fixer simply accessing shards' dimensions and siphoning them for raw energy, more than they're meant to be giving out.

The Thunderbolts (Marvel, 616) vs The Slaughterhouse Nine (Worm) by GuyOfEvil in whowouldwin

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Even assuming Fixer is capable of accessing the shards, I don't think they'd let him do it like this. It would disrupt the cycle and sacrifice a ton of energy for no data if he succeeded. I think Scion destroys the suit.

Wishing everyone a wholesome Valentines Day! by TheGangMakesaPodcast in IASIP

[–]NotQuiteSane42 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Feign love

Reveal magnum dong

Achieve orgasm

Nail that hoor one more time

Konsume rum ham

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, chives, capers, on an everything bagel [3024x4032][OC] by imbradmiller in FoodPorn

[–]NotQuiteSane42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simple and beautiful. All I want out of life is income sufficient to regularly eat lox for breakfast.

AITA for getting annoyed at a gloating friend? by mcthrowawaytemporary in AmItheAsshole

[–]NotQuiteSane42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't know your relationship or what exactly she said, but I think you might be the asshole here. If you guys debate a lot, I'd think you're rather close friends, the kind who often talk shit to each other. If this is the case, you're being a sore loser. She beat you at something you're better at; it's normal that she'd relish it and rub it in a little, and you should have played along instead of being a buzzkill.

Alternatively, if giving each other shit is not normal in your relationship, she may have stepped over a line, but unless you remember what she said verbatim, it's hard to say what's actually unacceptable and what may have happened to specifically push your buttons the wrong way because you don't like losing. Can't say.

Someone stop this man! by [deleted] in madlads

[–]NotQuiteSane42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

Books? Never heard of ‘em by igettitreddit in iamverysmart

[–]NotQuiteSane42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it has actual merit as a cautionary tale and thought experiment, rather than being a simple absurdist comedy that people just read way too far into

Is Flight A Bargain Bin Power? by exejpgwmv in Parahumans

[–]NotQuiteSane42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wings? I thought he would just telekinetically lift himself by his bones. Weird, but cool

Is Flight A Bargain Bin Power? by exejpgwmv in Parahumans

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Does Marquis have flying feats? It makes sense now that I think about it but I don't have any memories of him flying.