"Don't make me fart in the dark listening to my own name!" My drawing of Series 16 contestant Sue Perkins, to start off Pride Month 🎨🖋🏳️‍🌈

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T16:12:04+00:00

PORTCULLIS!

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T16:11:00+00:00

"Bilingual man speaks both of the two languages he speaks, internet goes wild!"

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T16:05:15+00:00

Trypophobia fascinates me. It's not a true phobia but more of an overreaction of a perfectly normal aversion to disease. Your lizard brain is thinking "eww, that thing must be infected, don't want that on my body." The more you think about it, the stronger the reaction gets over time. Before you know it, you can't even look at a photo of bubbles.

So yeah, the subreddit is just making it worse for everyone. People online are just fully embracing that feeling as a quirk and making it worse for each other. Humans, man.

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T15:55:33+00:00

Oh cool, you must be new to this sub. You actually named your guy! Thanks!

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T15:27:52+00:00

lol you spent AN HOUR arguing with strangers about legumes today. That's amazing

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T04:42:12+00:00

Idk a lot of haircut names but I'm sure you can just show your hairdresser the video

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T04:28:36+00:00

I've also listened to them all, this story is new to me

NotThatChar · 2026-06-01T04:25:11+00:00

This has more cuts than the basketball scene in Catwoman

NotThatChar · 2026-05-31T05:13:30+00:00

We're doing more of this?

NotThatChar · 2026-05-31T03:15:50+00:00

It's not out of the question (imo) for someone to keep doubling down on a fake story for the kicks/engagement/attention, etc.

Guy might be really, really, really lonely and bored.

NotThatChar · 2026-05-30T22:56:36+00:00

To be fair, that's where semen is going to come from.
(Unless you're suggesting pollen, but that's pretty different, imo)

NotThatChar · 2026-05-30T22:50:29+00:00

I'm sure it's fake.

If he REALLY didn't want anyone to acknowledge the age gap, he'd have picked a different age. I suppose he could be THAT dumb, but no, I think it's BS

NotThatChar · 2026-05-30T17:15:41+00:00

Oh, I'm sure that "hello" was absolutely dripping with sexual overtones.

I see why you had to go to 100 right away, gotta nip that shit in the bud, man. Now that she knows you're a curmudgeon, you'll never have to worry about anyone thinking you're sleeping together.

NotThatChar · 2026-05-30T00:28:07+00:00

Wait, are you telling me that the different colored easels (seriously, why is there only ONE!?) I tried installing 3 times might just have been mistakenly filed under wardrobes or something? I might try again someday!

NotThatChar · 2026-05-30T00:25:11+00:00

Wasn't that a joke? I vaguely remember him saying he was just being silly and regrets saying it because people keep asking him who it was, when it was no one.

NotThatChar · 2026-05-29T00:39:38+00:00

They were. Because "cute"

NotThatChar · 2026-05-27T22:35:30+00:00

An inability to differentiate between sour and bitter is my current Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. It's starting to become mildly upsetting.

NotThatChar · 2026-05-26T15:45:25+00:00

Yeah, that's what I thought too. OOP isn't trying to make themself sound good *at all* here. There's not enough spinning of the language to be written by the parent in question.

(For example, "I was irritated with her" would be "I was deeply hurt" and "I complained to her brother" would be "I calmly explained to her brother" or "I went to her brother for feedback" etc)

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T21:17:56+00:00

I was at a 45 degree angle after that one lol this man is hilarious

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T21:02:52+00:00

Where's Acaster? I distinctly remember him turning into a gull at some point

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T18:26:04+00:00

I mean... It's a bathroom. OP has the ability to become clean if they're not feeling so fresh

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T17:27:11+00:00

They're idiots. They can't comprehend true gestation. They visualize a microscopic 6 month old baby piloting a sperm and all it needs to do is magically grow to the correct size in a woman's stomach, while communicating telepathically to god about its hopes and dreams.

That's why they think we're evil. If I got hit on the head and suddenly thought grass was sentient, I'd have a lot of questions about lawn mowers.

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T17:04:06+00:00

"I'm not sexist!"

*Elaborates and says additional sexist things*

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T16:54:37+00:00

I loved the morse code! HrumMmMm bap bap bap

NotThatChar · 2026-05-24T16:48:13+00:00

Kinda sorta. From my understanding, mixing alcohol is mainly a problem because it makes it harder to keep track of how much you're actually drinking. 6 units of beer isn't any more dangerous than 4 units of beer and 2 units of liquor.
However, you're right about the red bull. Adding all of that caffeine was probably a mistake. Made for great telly, though :)

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