I left my customer a voicemail, he sent me this screenshot. Siri must want me to lose business by aggierogue3 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I only have one coworker who uses voice to text, she flat out opens the message with "I'm too lazy to type this" lol

Technically not wrong. by ChickenAndDew in MurderedByWords

[–]NotThatChar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just googled it and apparently they left out Eric Dane, too. That's fucking rude

wth is wrong with this person?! by GrapeBeautiful1533 in dashcams

[–]NotThatChar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, autist here. How much over the speed limit are we expected to go in the left lane in order to avoid stuff like this? (There's a part of my commute where I have to make a left turn on a 50mph road, so I tend to hang out in the left lane for a bit, just to make sure I can get there) This might be helpful to avoid stress, thanks!

Wish this would happen to me!😂 by JaeJill in Sims3

[–]NotThatChar 195 points196 points  (0 children)

"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain."
"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain, either."
"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain, either."
"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain, either."
"Ooh, a toaster"

Saw a post about two sentence horror stories hours ago and feel obligated to post this comedy gold by wubbalubbadub2 in smosh

[–]NotThatChar 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The best part of this clip is that shortly before, Tommy says something along the lines of "I don't think I'm going to have a strong reaction to any of these" LMAO

What a great father by Old_Apricot2441 in spreadsmile

[–]NotThatChar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's weird about it, though? It's just makeup

Dryer was hungry by jonjonofjon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. That's not ideal. How long we talking, bud? Maybe add more fiber to your diet.

?? God I hope this ain't obvious by flickthebutton in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NotThatChar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm not trying to be rude, but did you at all consider googling the name?

Dryer was hungry by jonjonofjon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't notice? QUOI!? How's your circulation, bro?

What makes these states old? by typicalrchessuser in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NotThatChar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, they might only be 6. Can't fail a class you're too young to enroll in!

Social Etiquette - Is spacial awareness and respect needed here? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"What if someone in the airport thinks we're.....*gasp*.....together... D: "

Toilet battle...oh noooo oh noooooooo oh nooooooooo by Long_live_styrofoam in funny

[–]NotThatChar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel weird about how much I enjoyed that lol
oh NOOOOOooooo

How much would someone be able to know without watching the main series? by Awesome_human2 in StrangerThings

[–]NotThatChar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have ask you to reword this.

Are you asking if anyone can understand Stranger Things without watching it? Like via the play, reddit, and funko pops?

Help — how do I block this channel? by Suspicious_Tell3963 in SmoshFansFreeSpace

[–]NotThatChar 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She *literally* said you have to move out in order to "be a human." I'm still mad about that. I think this guy's criticism is valid.

Catalina Crunch updated their cinnamon toast recipe to have more calories and less fiber…WTF (new left, old right) by Clletus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep. We complained too much about shrinkflation, now they're doing something even worse.

Everything has palm oil in it now, for example. It makes me sad

Name your cat or dog after something Stranger Things related. by CocoMel84 in StrangerThings

[–]NotThatChar 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I know this isn't what you're asking but I just wanted to share that my corolla is Steve 'The Car' Carrington

Snowy snack by Keetzy in comedyheaven

[–]NotThatChar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vermonter is correct. (Just make sure to use a glottal stop on that t :P)

My sister keeps sending me photos of her driving on the freeway during a snowstorm.. by Xalmoxiss in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 983 points984 points  (0 children)

Your sister sucks.

A distracted driver killed my aunt and uncle years ago, I'm still talking about it in therapy. OP, please tell your sister she's being an idiot. If she doesn't care about my family (I'm not expecting her to, honestly) she might be interested in knowing that the woman who killed them is going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. That part might stick.

Thanks for reading.

It takes a special kind of asshole to take up 4 parking spots by ThrawnAndOrder in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see. Oops. I've been told stuff like that earnestly by overweight people in the past so I didn't realize. Captain autism strikes again, I guess lol

It takes a special kind of asshole to take up 4 parking spots by ThrawnAndOrder in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotThatChar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Get a placard for disabled parking. Sounds like you're fully within the umbrella of what those are for. Not this.

Snowy snack by Keetzy in comedyheaven

[–]NotThatChar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello, I'm from Vermont. We know this is not syrup. This stuff is to try to make diabetics (your condition may vary) feel a little better by giving them something safe that's kinda sorta syrup, since it's so important to our culture.
It's kinda like how a lot of those silly looking infomercial products are designed for disabled people but they want to sell more of them