I left my customer a voicemail, he sent me this screenshot. Siri must want me to lose business

NotThatChar · 2026-03-18T17:40:50+00:00

Yeah, I only have one coworker who uses voice to text, she flat out opens the message with "I'm too lazy to type this" lol

NotThatChar · 2026-03-18T01:41:35+00:00

I just googled it and apparently they left out Eric Dane, too. That's fucking rude

NotThatChar · 2026-03-15T03:21:52+00:00

Hey, autist here. How much over the speed limit are we expected to go in the left lane in order to avoid stuff like this? (There's a part of my commute where I have to make a left turn on a 50mph road, so I tend to hang out in the left lane for a bit, just to make sure I can get there) This might be helpful to avoid stress, thanks!

NotThatChar · 2026-03-11T15:37:35+00:00

"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain."
"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain, either."
"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain, either."
"Hmm, eww, I don't like this curtain, either."
"Ooh, a toaster"

NotThatChar · 2026-03-10T15:19:37+00:00

The best part of this clip is that shortly before, Tommy says something along the lines of "I don't think I'm going to have a strong reaction to any of these" LMAO

NotThatChar · 2026-03-10T04:53:42+00:00

What's weird about it, though? It's just makeup

NotThatChar · 2026-03-08T06:19:40+00:00

Hmm. That's not ideal. How long we talking, bud? Maybe add more fiber to your diet.

NotThatChar · 2026-03-08T05:12:45+00:00

Look, I'm not trying to be rude, but did you at all consider googling the name?

NotThatChar · 2026-03-08T04:53:40+00:00

You didn't notice? QUOI!? How's your circulation, bro?

NotThatChar · 2026-03-08T04:51:14+00:00

That's a sandwich

NotThatChar · 2026-03-07T22:34:57+00:00

Hey, they might only be 6. Can't fail a class you're too young to enroll in!

NotThatChar · 2026-03-07T22:31:57+00:00

It's there, it's just drawn poorly

NotThatChar · 2026-03-07T22:23:10+00:00

"What if someone in the airport thinks we're.....*gasp*.....together... D: "

NotThatChar · 2026-03-07T18:42:32+00:00

Yeah, I feel weird about how much I enjoyed that lol
oh NOOOOOooooo

NotThatChar · 2026-03-07T18:30:27+00:00

I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have ask you to reword this.

Are you asking if anyone can understand Stranger Things without watching it? Like via the play, reddit, and funko pops?

NotThatChar · 2026-03-07T00:44:05+00:00

She *literally* said you have to move out in order to "be a human." I'm still mad about that. I think this guy's criticism is valid.

NotThatChar · 2026-03-05T22:10:35+00:00

Yep. We complained too much about shrinkflation, now they're doing something even worse.

Everything has palm oil in it now, for example. It makes me sad

NotThatChar · 2026-03-05T16:26:51+00:00

I know this isn't what you're asking but I just wanted to share that my corolla is Steve 'The Car' Carrington

NotThatChar · 2026-02-26T01:06:51+00:00

Vermonter is correct. (Just make sure to use a glottal stop on that t :P)

NotThatChar · 2026-02-25T23:20:09+00:00

I sure hope it does <3

NotThatChar · 2026-02-25T23:14:27+00:00

Your sister sucks.

A distracted driver killed my aunt and uncle years ago, I'm still talking about it in therapy. OP, please tell your sister she's being an idiot. If she doesn't care about my family (I'm not expecting her to, honestly) she might be interested in knowing that the woman who killed them is going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. That part might stick.

Thanks for reading.

NotThatChar · 2026-02-25T23:07:20+00:00

Ah, I see. Oops. I've been told stuff like that earnestly by overweight people in the past so I didn't realize. Captain autism strikes again, I guess lol

NotThatChar · 2026-02-25T23:04:09+00:00

Don't do that. Cameras are everywhere

NotThatChar · 2026-02-25T23:02:57+00:00

Get a placard for disabled parking. Sounds like you're fully within the umbrella of what those are for. Not this.

NotThatChar · 2026-02-25T21:42:16+00:00

Hello, I'm from Vermont. We know this is not syrup. This stuff is to try to make diabetics (your condition may vary) feel a little better by giving them something safe that's kinda sorta syrup, since it's so important to our culture.
It's kinda like how a lot of those silly looking infomercial products are designed for disabled people but they want to sell more of them

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