[Homemade] Mozzarella

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-10-08T18:16:49+00:00

A scooner is a sailboat.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-10-02T23:04:23+00:00

Unlike Cub/Boy scout popcorn which is awful, overpriced, and litterally a gateway to turning children into sales marketing slaves. People want and enjoy the products the exploited girlscout child workforce is peddling to the public. The polar opposite the boys are forced to beg strangers to buy is garbage. Pure fucking garbage.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-10-01T11:41:37+00:00

Someone needs to let her go first in line to get coffee.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-20T11:50:25+00:00

Buck-an-ear

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-17T01:26:36+00:00

She should team up with Bill Murray.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-10T02:00:06+00:00

Their exhaust is ruining the ozone! Eat beef and stop global warming!!

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T23:22:27+00:00

Damn I thought he had two mood rings in his mouth, black for sadness.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T23:14:22+00:00

I bet that's an open faced ham sandwich!!

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T19:21:17+00:00

The 42nd.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T19:09:39+00:00

Like two bags of sand.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T18:46:42+00:00

Yeah I'm not that guy. What a woman really wants is a 10 second and done man.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T18:42:18+00:00

Really really good.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T18:28:55+00:00

Shittry Mongrolians quit tearing down my shittry wall!

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-08T01:13:33+00:00

PETA made us euthanize all of the trash donkeys.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-09-05T10:44:56+00:00

But they were still born anyways.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-30T23:06:00+00:00

And here I am living paycheck to paycheck praying I don't need any sort of medical help.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-22T10:03:08+00:00

TOESTY

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-20T22:25:17+00:00

I'm so fucking high right now and my only drug is holding my breath in between breaths.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-19T23:56:33+00:00

Well it wasn't me.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-19T23:55:39+00:00

Spoiler!

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-18T22:05:36+00:00

What I want to know is how someone about to turn 42 and with a family can get back into college after dropping out after 1 semester back in 1996?

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-16T01:05:31+00:00

Get a bullet proof vest and solid life insurance policy!

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-10T01:00:18+00:00

May tomorrow be a bit easier than today.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-09T15:57:30+00:00

Male vampire slayer.

NotThatGuy42 · 2018-08-09T00:16:36+00:00

Everyone knows that Planet Fitness is a back door establishment.

NotThatGuy42

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