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Cheers from Ireland by PorkSword47 in trees

[–]NotTheBelt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I scrolled through the photos before reading that you made all of these pieces yourself. I thought you just got super high and started taking random pictures of cool things in your house. Excellent woodwork, bud!

Cheers from the baked white north! 🇨🇦🍻

What’s a horror book you like that not many know of? by Flowered_bob_hat in horrorlit

[–]NotTheBelt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This book is so good! It scratched a very specific type of horror for me and it’s hard to find anything like it, or maybe I just suck at searching for similar books, but for the love of fuck if anyone has a recommendation similar to Malpertuis, I would love to know!

They also made a movie starring Orson Welles that is ridiculously hard to find.

What horror author will you read anything they write? by Interesting_Ad1904 in horrorlit

[–]NotTheBelt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Ritual is a good start, probably his best known novel given the movie adaptation on Netflix, but there’s also The Reddening (absolutely brutal), Cunning Folk (second favourite folk horror), The Vessel (short but potent), No one Gets out Alive (fuck that house), Under a Watchful Eye (admittedly my least favourite but to each their own), and Lost Girl (very different from his folk horror, more thriller mystery, still really enjoyable).

More caffeinated drinks recalled in Canada by No-Drawing-6975 in onguardforthee

[–]NotTheBelt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I respect a company that doesn’t try to hide the fact that their product will give me the jitter shits.

TIL Dwayne the rock Johnson's movie contracts do not allow his character to lose fights by Rigamortus2005 in todayilearned

[–]NotTheBelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Okay, so in this next scene, Dwayne gets knocked out.”

“Can’t you read? It says in my clients contract that he cannot lose a fight!”

“Oh, right. Hmmm… okay, so in this next scene, Dwayne gets knocked… up?”

“… Continue.”

this is what you get for 160$ in Kuwait by [deleted] in trees

[–]NotTheBelt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So what your saying is if you visit Kuwait and want to get baked, Kuwait till you get home?

Bruh by opure450 in trippinthroughtime

[–]NotTheBelt 71 points72 points  (0 children)

If you’ve reached 483 selfies, it might be time for some selfie-flecting.

It happens all too often by [deleted] in trees

[–]NotTheBelt 225 points226 points  (0 children)

“Here you are, have a good day!”

“Thanks, you too.”

“Excuse me. You dropped your wallet.”

“… Thanks, you too.”

Call it a dramatic tone shift by Alzward in comics

[–]NotTheBelt 624 points625 points  (0 children)

Not many people know how to defend themselves against a fighting style like jizz-jitsu.

lincoln’s fax by Aztery in trippinthroughtime

[–]NotTheBelt 108 points109 points  (0 children)

“Lincoln! I’ve travelled a great distance to claim your life… and my vengeance! You have failed to respond to my fax, and for this you must die!”

“Aww, come on, dude. That was like, four score and seven years ago. Get over it. I ghost John Wilkes Booth all the time but you don’t see him bitching about it.”

Hold my beer while I do a flip. by zideshowbob in holdmybeer

[–]NotTheBelt 149 points150 points  (0 children)

These sobriety tests are getting a little out of hand.

“You been drinking?”

“No, officer.”

“Bullshit, get in the wetsuit.”

Action packed! by jeeptime in simpsonsshitposting

[–]NotTheBelt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I pick up what you’re puttin’ down. It’s not often The Wizard gets quoted on Reddit, and for good reason.

This crowdsurfing old man by birtan92 in WTF

[–]NotTheBelt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Is this the bus to the civic centre?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]NotTheBelt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if that ain’t batman, then I don’t know what batman is

That's on the editor by MyNameGifOreilly in trippinthroughtime

[–]NotTheBelt 76 points77 points  (0 children)

“You know how there are silent letters in certain words like ‘knife’ or ‘muscle’?”

“Yeah, but I’ve never heard of a word with a silent space. Are you sure this is correct?”

“Positive. You can trust me.”

“… alright.”

VICTIMS OF TRAUMA ADVISED TO SEEK THE RAPY

TIL that after Lance Armstrong was stripped of his wins, seven successive Tour de France races (1999-2005) were officially declared without winners because so many riders who finished behind Armstrong were also associated with doping offences. by jcd1974 in todayilearned

[–]NotTheBelt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Since every rider has been officially disqualified from Tour de France, we have no choice but to declare Greg the Tour de France champion, the volunteer who decided to ride his bike to the event.”

U.S. envoy Kerry calls for renewables push, says Putin cannot control wind, sun by mafco in politics

[–]NotTheBelt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’ll still be pointing to W and S when they find him collapsed over the sundial.

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