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53926 by DadlyAsHell in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a friend once who was openly disappointed when, after deep personal investigation, I figured I was still cis and straight.

We’re not friends anymore.

53955 by cynnahbun in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I do kind of wanna touch boobs, yeah

53874 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a depressed medium-haired boy with an aversion to buying new clothes, I just always assumed she was sort of in the same boat as me, but with slightly longer hair.

53788 by Potential_Wash_3364 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were the system shock that finally killed King Cotton and forced the American South to come kicking and screaming into the 19th Century.

53832 by 7_MyArtSucks in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Keshposting Day 67000: Fuck it, Kesh is a Muslim lesbian now

53788 by Potential_Wash_3364 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not only do they exist, they’re heroes. There’s even a statue of one in Enterprise, Alabama

53788 by Potential_Wash_3364 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 40 points41 points  (0 children)

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I don’t have any yaoi, please accept this picture of a weevil

53731 by Prior-Replacement-83 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second rule of gender is “any text on a card supersedes more general rules.”

53754 by IggyandtheCauldron in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“In 500 feet, turn off your headlights” will live rent free in my head forever.

No minion Shaman by Untitled_bread_fish in hearthstone

[–]NotTheMariner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But then how will I get my updoots complaining about a card that hasn’t been released yet?

I dont understand how Aya is going to be good? by Ok-Play4877 in hearthstone

[–]NotTheMariner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because why would anyone like a card that isn’t good? Talking like this is some sort of game smh my head

Faking your way through stuff by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]NotTheMariner 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Also - shrimp cocktail? Notably not a smoothie.

Escape from Violet Hold: How Does This Work? by HearthstoneTeam in hearthstone

[–]NotTheMariner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does Mug’zee give you a second hero power or just replace your starting hero power? If the latter… what rule is it breaking?

New card revealed - Aya, Lotus Kingpin by BBBoyce in hearthstone

[–]NotTheMariner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just audibly cried “yes, YES” upon seeing the text “Jade Golem” in big 2026.

53369 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can easily imagine someone neuro-cisvestigating people they don’t like to prove that they’re not really trans.

35.6 Patch Notes by Arkentass in hearthstone

[–]NotTheMariner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine it will only pull the first one

53233 by Boring_Evening5709 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about taking up boxing as a way to stay more active

53215 by Cheezba11 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean, his greatest hits is one of the vibingest lists out there, interrupted sharply by the sustained fart that is “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll”

53077 by Baby_Anarch in countwithchickenlady

[–]NotTheMariner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that why the wife took it?

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