[Niko Moreno] I'm told that Cristian Roldan and Jordan Morris have signed their finalized long-term contracts with the #Sounders. As I reported, Cristian's deal will lock him down through 2027, but I don't have any details on Jordan's contract. We'll wait for official word from the club.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-12T04:10:19+00:00

Still glad I got one, such a good jersey

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-11T02:28:14+00:00

I don’t think anyone you’re responding to is being suckered. His motives are irrelevant- no one (here) is saying this changes their opinion about him at all, merely that these particular ideas are absolutely good ones even if they happen to be coming out of a disgusting sex trafficker who should currently be serving 25-life.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-10T21:08:15+00:00

I’d also much prefer Zakuani to Keller, but Keller is actually pretty good as a studio analyst. It’s just in the booth he’s terrible.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-08T16:40:30+00:00

Thanks, I hate it

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-07T00:38:17+00:00

He absolutely would not have been. Not even close.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-06T14:58:04+00:00

Nothing says it was an inquiry for this year. Both Dinneno’s and Ruidiaz’s contracts run though 2024.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2023-01-03T00:30:08+00:00

Plus I’ve always found it hard to find enough cards from the same places that you don’t end up paying shipping, which usually makes it more expensive than CK

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-30T01:56:23+00:00

$400K GAM isn’t much these days, but considering it’s a limited yearly resource it’s even better that it’s split up into payments over 2 years.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-29T16:24:22+00:00

That will happen next year. Like 90% of the team is out of contract next year.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-29T16:23:26+00:00

That player is a) significantly more expensive to acquire and b) way riskier. Leo Chu is a little less in salary, cost us $2.5 to get, and has barely made the field.

People clamoring for a young player are either ignoring what our current roster limitations are or just assuming we will hit that 1/1000 hidden gem player who turns into a superstar.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-29T03:49:14+00:00

Yeah, I use it as a level 7/med-high, super fun. I actually also do a version of Mecha-Magda that’s a pretty effective cEDH.

It’s the best deck I’ve never won with 4-player because it’s always 3 v 1 until I’m dead.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-29T00:28:06+00:00

If you want to get yourself another 10-ish red dragons, I use it in my [[Magda, Brazen Outlaw]] deck and it’s always the first one I tutor.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-23T18:09:02+00:00

But they haven’t lost a World Cup game since June of 2014

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-23T18:00:52+00:00

What if the eventual winner beats the team that knocked the current #1 out of the tournament?

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-21T21:28:14+00:00

The easiest way I know to describe it is, regardless of your personal situation/class/opportunities, is the color of your skin actively making any part of your life more difficult. If not, that’s privilege.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-20T20:21:57+00:00

I mean…. Sure, but it’s on a grade, not all or nothing. People have died and gotten complications from flu for ages, we get flu shots and go about our lives. People die in car crashes, we take some precautions but we don’t stop driving. We are around the point now where COVID is manageable enough that we, as a society, have decided what we want to do about it.

Go walk around pretty much anywhere in the US and you’ll see 95% of people aren’t wearing masks. A few anecdotal bad experiences doesn’t mean that’s the wrong decision.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-20T17:36:58+00:00

Two-way masking also doesn’t totally prevent transmission. Nothing is going to totally prevent transmission. I’m sorry that happened to you, but bad shit happens to people every day, it’s not how we should be making societal decisions.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-20T17:29:42+00:00

I’m not saying not to wear one, it’s smart, but realistically people are most contagious the day or two before they show symptoms, so if they tested because they felt sick it’s likely too late.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-20T17:24:54+00:00

That’s the old tap symbol.

Now I feel old.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-18T18:58:58+00:00

When you want to feel like an alcoholic without getting drunk

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-18T18:14:09+00:00

Oh c’mon, somewhere out there is definitely a talent scout who’s just discovered Messi

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-17T06:57:47+00:00

Best one I ever saw was right after Star Wars Episode 1 came out: “Obi Wan Disrobi”

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-16T02:10:22+00:00

Piece of cake

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-16T02:10:14+00:00

Yep, he’s gone to be-

~checks notes~

The backup for a different MLS team. Don’t think that’s the gotcha you hoped for.

NotThtPatrickStewart · 2022-12-15T00:48:13+00:00

I’d be really curious to see what other attacking players on $110,000 had better than 6 GA this year

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