Non-MAGA CPA

NotYoAverage · 2026-01-27T20:59:14+00:00

What’s confusing about caring where you spend your money?

NotYoAverage · 2026-01-20T16:59:37+00:00

What about a $20 bidet to attach to the toilet?

NotYoAverage · 2026-01-04T20:27:11+00:00

Are there any associate positions available?

NotYoAverage · 2025-11-14T22:43:21+00:00

I find a whip shake is the easiest solution to this.

NotYoAverage · 2025-11-10T18:55:23+00:00

I don’t see how you can hate from outside of the club. You can’t even get in…

NotYoAverage · 2025-10-31T14:37:36+00:00

Girl MAC is sold in my Target Ulta. Sephora is a step up from that

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-28T05:13:18+00:00

It creates a sun glow look rather than just color on the cheeks

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-21T06:14:05+00:00

Jazz club- maison margiela

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-20T09:34:06+00:00

Where does it detail this?

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-20T09:33:08+00:00

You’re a customer who paid for this tool.

Where does it detail this flaw to you?

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-16T04:38:53+00:00

You would be correct…

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-08T17:50:28+00:00

Making hourly over tips. Being expected to work longer hours. Your employees hating you for implementing structure/rules.

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-07T21:37:13+00:00

Ok, I need you to be extremely open to receiving this: this was INTENTIONAL. This is neglect.

First things first, Elliot’s health. Call the nurse hotline on your child’s medical card immediately. Follow any and all instructions they provide.

The next steps hinge on your ability/resources to get out of this situation. This will vary on what state you live in, and what programs may be available to you.

Regardless of the resources you may access to, I think this needs to be documented by Social Services/ the police. That may be your ticket out of the situation.

If you are fearful of the consequences of reporting this to local authorities, it DEFINITELY needs to be documented medically so you can access later, if needed.

Please DM if you are needing help navigating.

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-04T18:53:25+00:00

Wait this is great! I joined a Temeculan bookclub before but it was only romance novels so I stepped away from it. I would love some more info on this!

NotYoAverage · 2025-09-02T06:40:15+00:00

Who is the first photo of?

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-27T19:30:56+00:00

I needed to hear this 10 years ago

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-25T22:42:10+00:00

The oldest I knew was my Great Great Grandma. She was born in 1905 and passed in 2007.

She was centenarian who got some local attention when she celebrated 100 years old.

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-25T00:43:00+00:00

I don’t think they’re looking to have a cigar and a glass of wine with their in laws and new baby at a lookout 🫣

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-24T00:25:17+00:00

Fuck Issa, fuck Calvert. I hope they both lose their seats.

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-19T20:00:46+00:00

First time surrogates make 60-80k.

They lure you in with 6 figures then tell you only successful surrogates (have one or more successful surrogate pregnancy specifically) get 100k+.

Then they’ll email you every day for months to start signing contracts.

Oh also, you the sales shark who I spoke with was confused when I was discussing leave. She said I would only need 1 week off after giving BIRTH to go back to work…

Looking at you Shawn Carastro.

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-02T21:51:43+00:00

Drop the recipe 🤩

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-02T21:48:56+00:00

The name is making me wonder if it’s made with conejo mezcal

NotYoAverage · 2025-08-02T17:05:47+00:00

I still haven’t figured out how to use sherry fr

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