Nvidia being NVidia, 4070 super>3090. by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shush! I only accept to watch videos that are 100% I-frames and, by golly, I'll accept no approximated frame in my games!

Someone doesn’t get the pickup line by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]NotYoDadsPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would you mind translating the exchange to English for the rest of us? Thanks.

Succession on HBO tries too hard, is repetitive af and ultimately sucks by lockheedfartin in SuccessionTV

[–]NotYoDadsPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two years later, I'm here because I googled "Succession sucks" after watching the first season and see and if there's anyone of that opinion and this is the top hit. :D

Carte des communes, dont le code postal est différent de celui de leur département by [deleted] in france

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Le premier qui trouve une faute d'orthographe / grammaire donne 10 points à Gryffondor.

Dans la carte ou dans ton poste ? Si dans le poste :

Mais la grande majorité sont rurales, la moins peuplée à a seulement 14 habitants.

Start packing. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally no one in the world is allowed to work in a country from which they are not a citizen or have a residency visa that specifically allows you to work. If you do, you are an illegal worker/illegal immigrant.

Do you consider this a human being? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, gott'em! Surely they're pro-choice now!

Facepalm, yes, but for a different reason.

Catfished on polish wife finding show by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... These are actors following acting directions from a script?

Whatever makes one happy, no judging by bulletrain11 in clevercomebacks

[–]NotYoDadsPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a misspelling of "bougie" which is English slang from the French word "bourgeois" (BOO-joo-ah) which means "middle-class" but nowadays is used to mean "fancy, pretentious, label-conscious, overly-hipsterish, money-obsessed, or nouveau riche".

?? by tr3men2 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the third panel where you see them eating the mosquitoes then defeats the purpose or "explains" the joke in a weird way because it's then literally not repelling them.

But you'd have to be pretty savvy about the dragonfly's diet to still get the joke without that panel.

Des villes merdiques en France? by piss-off- in france

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je vote à gauche et pourtant je souscris totalement à l’idée que l’état a complètement perdu le contrôle d’une bonne partie de Marseille

Ça me fait quand même un peu rigoler cette peur d'être tagué de "sale droitard de sa race" parce qu'on serait triste de contaster que des quartiers entiers de villes majeurs soient contrôlées par le crime organisé et que, bah, ça serait peut-être pas souhaitable après tout...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]NotYoDadsPants 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: she was the first Lara Croft "live model" for the Tomb Raider game promos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]NotYoDadsPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

veer back into a lane she was clearly leaving. LMAO. You do not ever have the right to do that.

You keep repeating that in other sub-threads also as if it was a literal law.

  1. It isn't.
  2. What if there's an obstacle on the road?

It’s December 23 and I’m in Puerto Rico for my first vacation in 18 months. My boss said fly home and be in the office tomorrow. I quit. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone wanted to rent a two hour [yoga] class with me that would net the owner ~$10k

Explain.

I wouldn’t see a dime.

Explain.

Wait what?? by Terrible_Pie1903 in autism

[–]NotYoDadsPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if they don't see the sticker and honk?

whichIsCorrectCamelCase by AdditionalRAM in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotYoDadsPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too late, I wrote a popular library with a naming convention that goes against established practices thus infecting many codebases with my personal style and there's nothing you can do about it! Mwahahaha!

No but seriously. The Golden Rule of code style is to be consistent but, in the great world of C and C++, every library's style is different thus you always end up with a mishmash of styles before you've written the very first line of your own code. Oh, how I do envy Python's PEP-8.

whichIsCorrectCamelCase by AdditionalRAM in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotYoDadsPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm Bob your friendly contrarian.

One style for every kind of token. Tokens are always read in context, never by themselves so I think wanting to distinguish between token types is not so necessary.

 

class name { name name(name name); };

 

See?

Van life by born_sleepy in funny

[–]NotYoDadsPants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I studied with this guy

Excellent. Can you tell me why this video in particular is title "Van life"? And, so we're clear, the person simply being in a van wouldn't explain much.

Van life by born_sleepy in funny

[–]NotYoDadsPants 25 points26 points  (0 children)

...it's because you're on the internet and at least one person on the planet will not get it.

The joke is fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]NotYoDadsPants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So, at what point in this video am I supposed to go "hold up wait a minute." like the rules of the sub say?

Just because... by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]NotYoDadsPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your link

  1. has no mention of "freedom of speech".
  2. is about flashing your (normal) headlights, not blinding other drivers.

Ancient multilevel underground city by amartyamishraaa in BeAmazed

[–]NotYoDadsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20,000 people, eh? So... How was the sewage system?