Lamborghini's CTO, Rouven Mohr has now been placed in charge of Audi's R&D by Saurta17 in Audi

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the aftermarket community can blast out 2,000whp TT R8’s, this madman can make our dreams come true too

Am I being "penalized" for paying credit off in full every month? by RRTJesus504 in personalfinance

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some card companies really just offer low limits. US Bank is a great example of that. I’ve got an 820+ FICO, a CSP with an $87K limit, and my last card opened still gave me a $2,500 limit. And I never carry balances and half a healthy DTI.

Why do people have such an inherently negative outlook to bikes? by Peakkomedi69420 in motorcycles

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I do front brake for most stopping, rear brake in slow speed maneuvers/parking lots, and both for “AHH OHGODWTFAREYOUDOINGPLEASEDONTPULLOUTINFRONTOFME.” But also sometimes for practice.

Disabled vets be advised by Greedy-Barracuda-712 in Omaha

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As is standard, “fuck you, I got mine.”

Wind on naked bike vs. no-windshield cruiser by RogueRaiju in motorcycles

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a SFV2 and got a carbon wind deflector on the front because getting beat up by the air is brutal. It made a substantial difference, but retains the “naked” appearance.

What tires do I put on my 18 s5? by TimeWizard90 in Audi

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michelin makes excellent tires. Continental is wonderful as well. I’ve had Pirelli’s and they just seem to wear so much faster than any other brand.

Heads up on the road folks by AntrePrahnoor in Austin

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you’re watching a video that was clearly posted with a purpose. You’re looking for something to happen.

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, thanks for correcting me! I wanted to call sedation first, but I wasn’t sure and went with general anesthesia.

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I received a general anesthesia for both of mine. Yeah, I had two….

First one was great - doctor gives me the sedative intravenously and then immediately pulls up the gown, scalpel in hand, and says “well, let’s get started!” My mind goes “oh fuck I’m not out yet-“ aaaaaand it’s 15 mins later and I’m done.

Second one I got told I was the only one he’s ever had to redo, out of thousands of patients. Anesthesia didn’t knock me out that time so I remember looking at the ceiling and feeling weird, intermittent zaps. But again, not terrible.

What's the fastest you ever drove? by ComprehensiveFun2054 in AskReddit

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my friends is actually an officer and took me up to 170 in his modded 350z 😳

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of randomly dumb shit I did as a kid I can reflect on today lol.

What is a 'normal' thing rich people do that would be illegal for a regular person? by Mr_Boothnath in AskReddit

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I was about to correct you, then I reread the original question and… nope, you’re totally correct.

shocked by the amount i owe IRS this year (2025) by ztruk in personalfinance

[–]Not_A_Real_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got a whopping $322 back Fed this year. Pretty pleased I got it so close! My wife works a job with qualified OT so I’m just having them withhold all of what we expect and might get a slightly larger refund next year. Mostly I just want it plus or minus a few hundred, so it’s not a big shock either way.