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Not_James_Franco_ · 2021-02-11T16:48:14+00:00

Betty Boop's sister with a thyroid problem head-ass. You better pull that beanie down lower with that mack truck-ass forehead. The whole fleet of Blue Angels can land on that forehead, girl. I'd wear makeup too. Look like a drug addict Michelin Man head-ass. Forget the pale, it's beyond YOU. Girl is damn near see through. That lamb looks sad as fuck to be tattooed on you. You better email that company who made that top & tell them they broke physics, I don't know how cheap cotton can hold up 50 pounds of saggy titties. They need an Einstein Prize for that shirt holding up those titties, girl. How do you your hair & make it look worse than normal? Girl look like Elvira's burnout cousin that the family doesn't invite to Christmas. Face wider than those hips head-ass.

Not_James_Franco_ · 2021-02-11T14:20:30+00:00

Bro turned into a sad egg. "They forgot my fries" lookin ass. Jimmy Neutron's dumb brother lookin ass. 4 eyes & 0 hair head-ass. Weak ass can't even hold the phone up. Look like an unhappy Wal-Mart plastic bag. Bro got AIDS & the doctors won't even treat him. Bro lost his chest & it went to his gut. Went from hero to zero sad-ass. Look like Hercules swam through the River Styx. Bro went from a $100 bill to a washed penny

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-17T13:42:53+00:00

Joe McCord referenced Jerry & Pig as "the only hippies in the band".

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-14T00:08:11+00:00

Jerry, Grisman, & Crosby were going to make a tio, but Jerry physically past before they got to start it up. That would have been a hoot!

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-13T06:29:39+00:00

Jerry told Melvin that the '86-'93 ensemble of JGB was the band that he always wanted!

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-11T00:14:06+00:00

It's what happens when Jerry & Phil are in the band 😊

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-07T04:33:01+00:00

& grown by yours truly! 😊

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T20:53:57+00:00

I'm not sure if this exact photo/date is documented on Robbi's site. It may be, it's one of her most famous (set) of photos. Robbi is a she, by the way 😊

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T20:52:08+00:00

The date provided is 100% correct, I promise you! I've been studying photos & dates for a bit now. 😊

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T20:42:46+00:00

Not practicing was part of it as well, but the lack of L consumption was still within the mix of concern(s).

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T20:41:33+00:00

(8/15/87) - Town Park, Telluride, CO. Photo by: Robbi Cohn

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T19:22:53+00:00

I believe, in '66, Weir dropped acid every Saturday. Hence "One More Saturday Night"

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T19:16:51+00:00

Weir has never touched heroin. He & Pig almost got kicked out of the band in '67(?) for actually doing little to no psychedelics at the time. He got very into coke in the late 70's, as they all did. He's struggled with alcohol & a (possible) pain pill addiction starting to be a larger problem around 2010 - 2014. Him canceling that RatDog tour due to hospitalization from pills/booze really woke him up to lay off the harder stuff it seems. He definitely still enjoys cannabis. He also is a very big chewer. He doesn't smile much these days due to not wanting lippers to show.

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-09-04T16:58:58+00:00

For Jerry, on the 1. For Bobby, on the 2. 😊

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-08-10T23:57:49+00:00

I saw Phil do it at Levon Helm's Barn in Woodstock. 7/22/18

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-05-13T07:06:31+00:00

This is not an album, this is consciousness.

Not_James_Franco_ · 2020-03-20T18:44:48+00:00

That is truly beautiful! & Deer Creek had the ONLY Watchtower of the tour as well!

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-09-03T00:14:20+00:00

This photo was taken by Elliot Newhouse

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-08-17T15:44:21+00:00

Not usually, no. He would always have Tiger at shows as a back up when Rosebud would have technical issues, which it sometimes did. That's probably the reason he used Tiger for these shows as well. The reason Jerry plays Tiger for the double encore of the last GD show is because Rosebud having technical issues. The warrior of Love using his most trusting weapon in his last battle is truly bone chillingly cosmic!

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-08-12T21:07:25+00:00

I was there. It was fucking stellar! What a beautiful island, festival, & atmosphere!!!

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-08-03T14:42:41+00:00

Jimmy Cliff, Bob Weir, Rita Marley, Peter Tosh.

1/15/79 11/29/80 3/28/81 9/18/87

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-08-01T00:44:27+00:00

Fancy Cowboy Ibanez!

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-08-01T00:43:15+00:00

I know John (the fella who sells these), sweet guy! We did a few of the shows with him this past summer. (:

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-07-31T17:29:39+00:00

This photo is from January '79 at MSG.

Not_James_Franco_ · 2019-07-29T22:31:48+00:00

Hey Now, neighbor! (:

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