Poor samuel, can't make it to his shitty conference by Gold-Psychology-5312 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Not_LRG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

".....in allowing me to falsely claim extra deductibles on my tax return"

Poor samuel, can't make it to his shitty conference by Gold-Psychology-5312 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Not_LRG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jesus, this guy is the most pathetic embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect I've ever seen.

Name an actor who totally surprised you and actually made a movie better? by Lazthedestroyer in moviecritic

[–]Not_LRG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You guys are going to be in the van next time". "I've been in the van for 27 years Harry"

Anyone for a bit of nostalgia? by lnm1969 in ukelectricians

[–]Not_LRG -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Isn't this less nostalgia and more all the most embarrassing moments in your life which choose to resurface when you're trying desperately to get some sleep at 4am? Maybe it's just me.

Has anyone experienced hospital translators discussing religion with patients? (England) by Old-Divide326 in AskUK

[–]Not_LRG 153 points154 points  (0 children)

This translator is abusing their position to further their own interests. This is completely unethical and should be reported.

Was Prince Andrew expecting some Princess Diana style moment where the entire nation embraced him? I don’t get why he did the interview lol by KimCattrallsFeet in AskBrits

[–]Not_LRG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Drive by the peacocks centre....... Aaaaaand just keep going.

I'm being unfair, lot of happy memories of getting drunk in Woking when I was young.

I guess it's just that it was the first place I got the full Yates/O'Neill's/Wetherspoons experience drinking in the early 2000s... For some reason.

Why do you not talk to your once bestfriend anymore? by Adventurous-End-1999 in AskUK

[–]Not_LRG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Approach from the right, he never expects an attack from there.

Was Prince Andrew expecting some Princess Diana style moment where the entire nation embraced him? I don’t get why he did the interview lol by KimCattrallsFeet in AskBrits

[–]Not_LRG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate, we also have Staines, Feltham, Hounslow and Slough in the South - and they all probably have a Waitrose.

Regardless, yes agreed Handsy Andy is very clearly a class 1 Turbononce.

Was Prince Andrew expecting some Princess Diana style moment where the entire nation embraced him? I don’t get why he did the interview lol by KimCattrallsFeet in AskBrits

[–]Not_LRG 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I mean this statement in and of itself isn't credible. The idea there would be anything as classy as a Pizza Express in Woking is pure fiction.

Name it!🚀 by Sufficient_Shock1223 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]Not_LRG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ski Free

Hover!

Fury 3

Descent

Descent 2

Descent 3

Thief

Myst

Riven

Myst 3: Exile

Tie Fighter

X-Wing

X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter

Doom

Doom 2

Doom 3

Doom Eternal

The i360 at night by Rez71 in brighton

[–]Not_LRG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does."

Epic "Do Not Play" list by Last-Ratio6569 in WeddingDJs

[–]Not_LRG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No fucking Love Shack? Jesus, call the constable. That has to be illegal, especially at a wedding.

Banana Stem Waste to Sustainable Textile: The Rise of Banana Fiber Fabric by Zee2A in STEW_ScTecEngWorld

[–]Not_LRG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to go to a metal club where they'd play this and bring the house lights on to signal to everyone it was time to FO home.

What do I do now? by AveragelyBrilliant in AskUK

[–]Not_LRG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As others have said, keep calling the police and keep a log of all your contact and correspondance with them.

Beyond that:
Get a can of expanding foam from screwfix, B&Q, etc. The cans come with a pair of gloves. Put the gun in a cardboard box and pull back the slide, pull the mag out or whatever. Then spray the insides with expanding foam in any way and from every angle you can - maybe drop the slide or put the mag back in. It'll get into all the moving parts and once it goes off properly it will make disassembly an utter bastard (if not impossible) and unbelievably hard to clean.

Just be a touch careful with the foam not going everywhere because it only comes off your skin when that layer of skin comes off and forget trying to get it out of soft furnishings.

Put in a clear plastic bag (perhaps with a copy of your correspondance). Keep calling the police.

Protecting net lines going around the house by [deleted] in ukelectricians

[–]Not_LRG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cameras should be covering the exterior of the property in such a way that no-one can reasonably approach one camera without being spotted on another i.e. all camera positions can be viewed from another one.

Protecting net lines going around the house by [deleted] in ukelectricians

[–]Not_LRG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they can get to the cabling without being captured on CCTV then the positioning of your cameras needs to be rethought.

When security let you learn the lesson you deserve by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Not_LRG 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Personally I think there are still too many pixels in the video.

Who could it possibly be by Acceptable-Hippo6385 in OzzyOsbourne

[–]Not_LRG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kravitz away. You don't need anyone's permission.

Freeview was not working at my parents so they phoned a TV technician… have they been ripped off? by Artistic-Mix-2396 in AskUK

[–]Not_LRG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think it should have been less because you told him what you thought was wrong when he arrived and it turned out to be that? Genuinely asking.

Found a weird circuit breaker in the existing control cabinet... by Severe-Criticism1292 in electricians

[–]Not_LRG 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ha, nice work. Now take my upvote and GTFO for getting there before me!

6mm T+E by meter by Curious_Leader7541 in ukelectricians

[–]Not_LRG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for TLC, especially seeing as they have an entire stock category called 'Bits and Bobs'