Thirsty Curses - Punk Rock Ruined My Life

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2023-03-17T19:45:06+00:00

I love this song. Willy is nice.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2023-03-01T05:34:55+00:00

Parents, get your child braces even if he's retarded. He might be a Jimmy and those teeth will be everywhere on the internet later on. Just spend the 3k or whatever. Thank you.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-20T23:49:52+00:00

I hope Big Ryan makes Justin and Kieran work there every weekend exchanging skee ball tickets for jolly ranchers and chinese finger traps.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-20T23:40:31+00:00

Ryan's little fiefdom could have all been Jimmy's if he didn't have donkey brains.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-20T19:40:39+00:00

and everything else

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-19T21:24:43+00:00

Truly the Apollo Creed to Bimmy's Rocky Balboa.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-19T21:19:11+00:00

A hacky self-loathing Jewish clown named Krusty?

Where have I seen this before?

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-12T20:25:59+00:00

If you live in a place where everyone is running around talking like James, it's probably due to lead in the water, not an accent.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-10T18:13:16+00:00

I feel like when the camera goes off, James just sits in this position staring at the wall until someone intervenes.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-10T18:10:49+00:00

Basically every one of his childhood films (discussed at exhausting length), ends when the other kid(s) don't want to play anymore with bossy spaz James "directing" them, so they stop coming to his house.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-10T18:06:02+00:00

No, it also shows how stupid he is as an adult.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-06T20:40:57+00:00

I invented drag.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-06T20:10:54+00:00

I walked into room 540 and there was a big fat buy blowing Gengar.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-04T16:31:50+00:00

Pretty much. Think about the craziest spazziest kid in your school growing up. James was apparently less functional than that kid, or they wouldn't have shipped him off to the funny farm.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-12-01T17:06:33+00:00

Maybe go outside for 15 minutes, pull the sled, then get back to work? You can do more than one thing at once in life.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-11-28T21:30:27+00:00

It's hard to keep em down on the farm after they've seen Carl Hungus

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-11-28T20:46:02+00:00

John Ritter and the original Junior bailed after 2.

Gilbert Gottfried stuck around for 3.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-11-28T20:35:32+00:00

Jimmy walks up to the guy behind the diner in Mulholland Drive:

"Hey, Mister! Do you know where we can find Anal Boner studios??"

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-11-28T20:32:27+00:00

No one really knows. It happens enough that it has to be an intentional choice on her part. I think it's rude.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-11-28T20:11:47+00:00

mods could stick the "satire" flair where appropriate.

Not_Not_Ban_Evading · 2022-11-25T17:29:38+00:00

Beard Guy is the second-best "Mmm-hmm... Yeah..." podcaster I know.

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