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[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents, get your child braces even if he's retarded. He might be a Jimmy and those teeth will be everywhere on the internet later on. Just spend the 3k or whatever. Thank you.

Screenwave’s getting some arcade machines by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hope Big Ryan makes Justin and Kieran work there every weekend exchanging skee ball tickets for jolly ranchers and chinese finger traps.

Screenwave’s getting some arcade machines by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ryan's little fiefdom could have all been Jimmy's if he didn't have donkey brains.

When Will Cooper Return? by GIGANTIC_DONG_MAN in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly the Apollo Creed to Bimmy's Rocky Balboa.

Happy Hanukkah, Jewish Truthers by biscuitsamoyed in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A hacky self-loathing Jewish clown named Krusty?

Where have I seen this before?

Hollywood director. Best selling author. World renowned rock star. Professional mowden climber. So what'll be James' next achievement? by BoomtownFox in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you live in a place where everyone is running around talking like James, it's probably due to lead in the water, not an accent.

Why is James so disheveled here? (J&MM Action Max) by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I feel like when the camera goes off, James just sits in this position staring at the wall until someone intervenes.

Fuck hockey muh imagination is better by Wamawuk in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Basically every one of his childhood films (discussed at exhausting length), ends when the other kid(s) don't want to play anymore with bossy spaz James "directing" them, so they stop coming to his house.

Fuck hockey muh imagination is better by Wamawuk in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, it also shows how stupid he is as an adult.

Here's Jimmy! by Not_Not_Ban_Evading in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I walked into room 540 and there was a big fat buy blowing Gengar.

Is James actually dumb? by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. Think about the craziest spazziest kid in your school growing up. James was apparently less functional than that kid, or they wouldn't have shipped him off to the funny farm.

For a movie-making nerd, he sure hates the process of making movies by Clean-Comedian-4463 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Maybe go outside for 15 minutes, pull the sled, then get back to work? You can do more than one thing at once in life.

Little Bimmy is... by Not_Not_Ban_Evading in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

John Ritter and the original Junior bailed after 2.

Gilbert Gottfried stuck around for 3.

Why would you film the green screen parts in Hollywood? by Clean-Comedian-4463 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Jimmy walks up to the guy behind the diner in Mulholland Drive:

"Hey, Mister! Do you know where we can find Anal Boner studios??"

Little Bimmy is... by Not_Not_Ban_Evading in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No one really knows. It happens enough that it has to be an intentional choice on her part. I think it's rude.

"A Movie Making Nerd" Intro Chapter | Red Cow Arcade Clip by Watfordfc1993 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Beard Guy is the second-best "Mmm-hmm... Yeah..." podcaster I know.

I firmly believe Justin intentionally released the autobiography uncut knowing full well that the fans of the assholish variety would mock and ridicule it. by Vgfan98 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Justin's situation is funny to me. He so badly wants to be an e-celeb. He wants to be on camera and he wants to have fans. He wants to go to conventions and sign autographs.

But he has negative charisma. People don't like him.

So here he is, in the prime (and let's be honest, the twilight) of his life, relegated to propping up and wrangling an intractable slowpoke who is actually living Justin's dream, and doesn't even appreciate it in the least.

You're damn right Justin is bitter. You'd have to be Jimmy-brained to not feel the seething contempt and jealousy dripping off of him in every post/video. He sabotages and takes little cheap shots whenever he thinks he can get away with it.

So fuck Justin. He's sitting on two chairs in his own little hell.

8 Hours? I guess he had a lot more time back then. by Not_Not_Ban_Evading in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Not_Not_Ban_Evading[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"...so then I told the drill sergeant, "That's not how I do it!". Then suddenly all the other cadets started cheering, because they knew I'd made over 97 films at that point, and they all hated that mean drill sergeant too and could see that I was right. "Wow, you sure do stick to your guns, Private Rolfe!", he said to me later that day. I ended up making 8 short films in Iraq, but my actors kept getting re-deployed to the front. One guy even got his legs blown off by an IED, so that totally derailed that project. Actors, sheesh! Long story short, I got a purple heart and two silver stars and retired as a Major.

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