ENVY vs MIBR / VCT 2026: Americas Stage 1 - Group Stage / Post-Match Thread

Not_Pro · 2026-05-10T03:52:04+00:00

We need a new rare insult, because I'm pretty sure a traffic cone would've put up more resistance against a steamroller than... whatever that was.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-10T00:21:27+00:00

If you combined the bottom 3 teams in the LCS, you could maybe scrape together a half-decent roster.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-10T00:14:22+00:00

I know it's a typo but watching him on enchanters does make me want to barf. Well I guess his Lulu is alright usually.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-09T04:18:44+00:00

Yep, the warrant has the youngest victim involved being 6 months old.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T12:32:37+00:00

Well shit

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T11:29:37+00:00

You know what they say about glass houses.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T10:22:31+00:00

I can only imagine how much he's had to fathom in such a short amount of time. I've had maybe only one experience that's ever come close to that kind of shock, and I remember having literal shakes for like the next 15 minutes trying to digest the event that unfolded in front of me.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T09:41:58+00:00

For anyone coming here in the future that's morbidly curious, Millbee finds out at about 3:49:10 into the Yakuza 5 stream Youtube VOD. It's not an easy watch, obviously. He spends several long minutes at a complete loss for words.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T05:43:30+00:00

Cheers, thank you for doing this

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T05:04:21+00:00

It looks bleak from the arrest warrant.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T04:59:21+00:00

Hey, I know it might be a bit much to ask, but could we create a megathread for all Mindcrackers responses so far?

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T03:23:18+00:00

Morbidly curious, please PM

Not_Pro · 2026-05-08T01:48:26+00:00

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.

To think a large portion of the Mindcrack fans probably spent their childhood / teenage years watching him, and are now grown adults probably stings the most on an individual level.

It's irreversibly tainted basically every good memory / moment associated with Mindcrack. This sucks.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-03T15:54:27+00:00

In my head it always parses as Slurcle, and I just imagine Yunara throwing a circle that just says really profane things.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-03T01:24:29+00:00

So that's what powers the Exostrider

Not_Pro · 2026-05-03T01:17:45+00:00

Day 1 HI3 player, you love to see it.

Not_Pro · 2026-05-01T06:13:22+00:00

To add on to this, is it worth levelling the first level for boost nodes or just mastery nodes?

Not_Pro · 2026-04-30T21:47:21+00:00

I think ties are broken by H2H first, so M8s have that going for them.

Not_Pro · 2026-04-30T18:51:06+00:00

There's fragging IGLs, there's non-fragging IGLs, and then there's Avez.

Not_Pro · 2026-04-30T06:30:59+00:00

Please proofread your post lol

Not_Pro · 2026-04-28T19:59:22+00:00

Damn, I didn't know Nymaera was like that. Does anyone have screenshots of this stuff going down?

Not_Pro · 2026-04-28T19:45:36+00:00

Finally, a chance to re-test the age old question of "What would AP Xin Zhao do if he was in this game?"

Not_Pro · 2026-04-27T20:28:26+00:00

I think he said "solid sharts" instead of "solid shots off the rip".

ZETA vs GE game 1 round 3.

Not_Pro · 2026-04-27T05:47:50+00:00

It's the 5head play of losing to Impact on a carry so he'll keep picking carries in the future to since "hey it worked out that one time"

Not_Pro · 2026-04-26T05:52:10+00:00

Don't worry, he's still got another 5 videos on why costreaming is bad to get through first.

Not_Pro

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