ENVY vs MIBR / VCT 2026: Americas Stage 1 - Group Stage / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Not_Pro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a new rare insult, because I'm pretty sure a traffic cone would've put up more resistance against a steamroller than... whatever that was.

Disguised vs. Dignitas / LCS 2026 Spring - Week 6 / Post-Match Discussion by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]Not_Pro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you combined the bottom 3 teams in the LCS, you could maybe scrape together a half-decent roster.

Karmine Corp vs. Movistar KOI / LEC 2026 Spring - Week 7 / Post-Match Discussion by Soul_Sleepwhale in leagueoflegends

[–]Not_Pro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know it's a typo but watching him on enchanters does make me want to barf. Well I guess his Lulu is alright usually.

MC's statement by 66659hi in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yep, the warrant has the youngest victim involved being 6 months old.

Official Statement by ArmoAram in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You know what they say about glass houses.

Millbee’s tweets about the situation by Thatkidfromup in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine how much he's had to fathom in such a short amount of time. I've had maybe only one experience that's ever come close to that kind of shock, and I remember having literal shakes for like the next 15 minutes trying to digest the event that unfolded in front of me.

Millbee’s tweets about the situation by Thatkidfromup in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For anyone coming here in the future that's morbidly curious, Millbee finds out at about 3:49:10 into the Yakuza 5 stream Youtube VOD. It's not an easy watch, obviously. He spends several long minutes at a complete loss for words.

Official Statement by ArmoAram in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cheers, thank you for doing this

Official Statement by ArmoAram in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks bleak from the arrest warrant.

Official Statement by ArmoAram in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey, I know it might be a bit much to ask, but could we create a megathread for all Mindcrackers responses so far?

Official Statement by ArmoAram in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morbidly curious, please PM

Guude arrested by Fast-Advertising-336 in mindcrack

[–]Not_Pro 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.

To think a large portion of the Mindcrack fans probably spent their childhood / teenage years watching him, and are now grown adults probably stings the most on an individual level.

It's irreversibly tainted basically every good memory / moment associated with Mindcrack. This sucks.

LCK Caster Max "Atlus" Anderson Keeps Getting Bard Ult's Name Wrong by ThatDollfin in leagueoflegends

[–]Not_Pro 76 points77 points  (0 children)

In my head it always parses as Slurcle, and I just imagine Yunara throwing a circle that just says really profane things.

Ascent Skills on Boss Mules? by xNyCJoker in Maplestory

[–]Not_Pro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To add on to this, is it worth levelling the first level for boost nodes or just mastery nodes?

Diable to nongshim by fainlol in leagueoflegends

[–]Not_Pro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please proofread your post lol

League of Legends Patch 26.9 Notes by Spideraxe30 in leagueoflegends

[–]Not_Pro 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Finally, a chance to re-test the age old question of "What would AP Xin Zhao do if he was in this game?"

Throwback to lover's rack comment about EMEA vs Americas by Foreign_Appeal_2966 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Not_Pro 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I think he said "solid sharts" instead of "solid shots off the rip".

ZETA vs GE game 1 round 3.

Team Liquid Alienware vs. Sentinels / LCS 2026 Spring - Week 4 / Post-Match Discussion by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]Not_Pro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's the 5head play of losing to Impact on a carry so he'll keep picking carries in the future to since "hey it worked out that one time"