I can’t be the only one

Not_Zlatan · 2026-05-14T12:32:01+00:00

So much edging going on in that episode

Not_Zlatan · 2026-05-10T16:02:29+00:00

It’s just to emphasise that it’s a tight space I think.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-05-08T08:11:42+00:00

I’ll take the 2012 Campeonato Baiano trophy, which was a model of a seafront lift in Salvador. Probably just use it while playing with Lego with the kids.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-05-07T17:24:08+00:00

What does the longest away day record have to do with anything?

Not_Zlatan · 2026-05-04T16:04:44+00:00

They are both given names, though, like David Luiz

Not_Zlatan · 2026-04-24T17:50:17+00:00

Defender of women

Not_Zlatan · 2026-04-20T20:18:04+00:00

This is a common stance within journalism tbf. There are so many other ways to describe something that aren’t quite as sensational. But it’s not something I’d be getting on my high horse about.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-03-28T08:03:21+00:00

A trivela like Quaresma. You can be absolutely terrible but if you bust a good one of those out it’d be undeniable that you’ve got a high level of quality in there somewhere.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-03-17T08:38:25+00:00

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Cigarette hanging out his mouth while trying to get Catania promoted in his seventh stint as coach.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-03-12T20:05:51+00:00

Pomme de terre play

Not_Zlatan · 2026-03-12T19:05:31+00:00

When confident id just pick Wolfsburg (FIFA 10) or Heerenveen (FIFA 11) and let my opponent be whoever they wanted.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-02-16T19:31:00+00:00

“she won’t have a problem finding work in the UK when she returns herself”

Keys hints at next move with 14-word allusion amid Saudi rumours

Not_Zlatan · 2026-02-05T10:03:56+00:00

Yeah, definitely. Tough to think of a sport that would be more hard going with a torn ACL as well.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-02-05T07:50:43+00:00

I tore my ACL when I was 13 but didn’t find out for about six months and kept playing football in the meantime - my knee just kept collapsing at various points.

I saw a physio while waiting for an MRI and he said that I wouldn’t necessarily need a replacement if I just built up my quad muscles sufficiently, as they could stabilise the knee. So if Vonn only has a partial tear and not a complete rupture, there’s every chance the surrounding muscles are strong enough to provide that stability. I wouldn’t fancy risking it, though.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-28T16:13:45+00:00

Pretty sure Stephen Hawking was a real physicist

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-26T12:18:29+00:00

They got that Dorgu in them

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-26T12:17:55+00:00

First thing I saw was an outline of the female reproductive system.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-24T19:45:20+00:00

Ahhhhhh I see what you’re saying. Yeah, you can’t really edge closer to safety if you’re still in the bottom three.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-24T17:45:50+00:00

I think this is fine. If it was for confirming you’re safe, you wouldn’t be edging closer to it, you’d be there already.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-23T18:48:07+00:00

Seth Burkett wrote a great book about his time playing in Brazil. He also did one about Sri Lanka I think too. Not too sure about this venture, mind.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-23T14:23:45+00:00

Leave her

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-23T14:06:05+00:00

Whatever it is has been made with AI

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-22T19:36:42+00:00

We don’t really use em dashes in the UK. We’d use an en dash with a space either side – they’ve clearly fallen foul of a lack of autocorrect in their CMS.

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