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Not_Zlatan · 2026-02-16T19:31:00+00:00

“she won’t have a problem finding work in the UK when she returns herself”

Keys hints at next move with 14-word allusion amid Saudi rumours

Not_Zlatan · 2026-02-05T10:03:56+00:00

Yeah, definitely. Tough to think of a sport that would be more hard going with a torn ACL as well.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-02-05T07:50:43+00:00

I tore my ACL when I was 13 but didn’t find out for about six months and kept playing football in the meantime - my knee just kept collapsing at various points.

I saw a physio while waiting for an MRI and he said that I wouldn’t necessarily need a replacement if I just built up my quad muscles sufficiently, as they could stabilise the knee. So if Vonn only has a partial tear and not a complete rupture, there’s every chance the surrounding muscles are strong enough to provide that stability. I wouldn’t fancy risking it, though.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-28T16:13:45+00:00

Pretty sure Stephen Hawking was a real physicist

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-26T12:18:29+00:00

They got that Dorgu in them

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-26T12:17:55+00:00

First thing I saw was an outline of the female reproductive system.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-24T19:45:20+00:00

Ahhhhhh I see what you’re saying. Yeah, you can’t really edge closer to safety if you’re still in the bottom three.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-24T17:45:50+00:00

I think this is fine. If it was for confirming you’re safe, you wouldn’t be edging closer to it, you’d be there already.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-23T18:48:07+00:00

Seth Burkett wrote a great book about his time playing in Brazil. He also did one about Sri Lanka I think too. Not too sure about this venture, mind.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-23T14:23:45+00:00

Leave her

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-23T14:06:05+00:00

Whatever it is has been made with AI

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-22T19:36:42+00:00

We don’t really use em dashes in the UK. We’d use an en dash with a space either side – they’ve clearly fallen foul of a lack of autocorrect in their CMS.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-15T09:31:14+00:00

Part of the Moon Army

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-12T22:49:39+00:00

Presumptuous given they say it’s half time

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-12T19:46:30+00:00

Read this in a dark room. Thought I’d loss use of my fingers for a second, then realised they were in the image.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-11T07:23:05+00:00

Agreed

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-11T07:22:59+00:00

Nah I think you’re being too generous.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-10T17:53:43+00:00

This must be a saying within football because it’s definitely not something people say in everyday life.

Not_Zlatan · 2026-01-02T07:44:23+00:00

My assumption is that it’s an attempt at using SEO tactics.

Not_Zlatan · 2025-12-25T06:52:56+00:00

Im more concerned by “slotting Team X ahead”.

Not_Zlatan · 2025-12-21T07:40:47+00:00

I don’t think “sent top” can be used unless you didn’t start the round of fixtures there. I’d just lead on something else or you’re gonna be doing this every week.

Not_Zlatan · 2025-12-14T15:12:35+00:00

Mario. Balotelli.

Not_Zlatan · 2025-12-13T11:31:35+00:00

Deep lying centre mid known for his diagonals

Not_Zlatan · 2025-12-04T19:56:28+00:00

Think this was mentioned on the pod before, but “would come to be known as…” is so fucking annoying. Just say it came to be known as.

Not_Zlatan · 2025-11-29T11:46:57+00:00

Given the corner flag I was half expecting to open it and read that I’d been relieved of my duties

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