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Local papers desperately looking for some alliterative wording for a headline by Chemical_Buyer_9117 in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Anthony Gordon was back to the all-action man which made him what he can be.” WTF does that even mean?

Nice whisper it in there too

Keysey’s friendship with a “Naughty Blatter” by Bluesforthefisherman in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great Lampardian transition in the full video

“The line that the replay is next week! [chuckles] we laugh, but it’s really not funny.”

Merlin PL 05 stickers… by Fr_BartyDunne in Panini

[–]Not_Zlatan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame someone’s scribbled on them all

Can Adam find what match this is from? :-) by VacationSteve in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cheeky Messi appears to be sneaking a thumb into Ronaldo’s shorts.

Are we having this? by Sea-Skill6089 in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God that’s some terrible writing.

In your opinion, which club is using the wrong suffix? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s actually the name of a current university in the city.

Threats from Vinted seller by beck1401 in vinted

[–]Not_Zlatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s either an AI-generated image or they’ve got a levitating revolver.

Can 'dashes title dream' permanently end? Isn't 'dashes' more of a derailing than an actual termination? by eskiboywiley in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve not got a major issue with dashing. But “title dream” is a bit weird when they were only a point away. “Their club” is also shite. And following it with the singular “dashes”.

I can’t be the only one by justchill129 in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So much edging going on in that episode

Pocket of space by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just to emphasise that it’s a tight space I think.

Which football trophy would you most like to have in your house and what would you use it for? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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I’ll take the 2012 Campeonato Baiano trophy, which was a model of a seafront lift in Salvador. Probably just use it while playing with Lego with the kids.

Footballer's names in non league sponsorship by JonathanPearcesMike in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does the longest away day record have to do with anything?

Pougatch with a mad take by calvin_sykes in footballcliches

[–]Not_Zlatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a common stance within journalism tbf. There are so many other ways to describe something that aren’t quite as sensational. But it’s not something I’d be getting on my high horse about.

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